Banned for MULTIPLE CRIMES a follows..
1). Stealing the book under my bed!
2). Sharing me a candy when the post says "Do not feed this wild unknown species."
3). Crossing the road safely to the other side.
3). Not noticing I repeated #3 twice [I hope].
4). Made a perfect 0/10 in my test paper.
5). Married to two brides at once.