The Vending Machine Game

[Uryunga]

You get a used game

I put in a case

 

[MoodWhiplash]

You get your own private jet

I put in the used game

 

[Uryunga]

You get a new game

I put in a airplane

 

[MoodWhiplash]

You get a space battlecruiser

I put in more used games

 

[Uryunga]

You get a Limited Edition

I put in a pen

 

[MoodWhiplash]

You get an exploding pen

I put in some peas in a pod

 

[Uryunga]

You get a rubbit

I put in a grass

 

[MoodWhiplash]

You get vinyl recordings of the wind blowing by

I put in a bunny

 

[Uryunga]

You get 3000 bronze coins

I put in 10 golden coins

 

[MoodWhiplash]

You get one platinum coin

I take the rest of your coins and put them into the vending machine

 

[Uryunga]

You get 10 platinums

I put in a neck

 

[MoodWhiplash]

You get a note asking you kindly to stop putting body parts in the machine.

I load the machine up with body parts anyway.

 

[Uryunga]

You get a strange letter

I put in a robotic dog

 

[MoodWhiplash]

You get a catgirl

I put in a tiger

 

[Uryunga]

You get a rifle

I put in a gun

 

[MoodWhiplash]

You get a Barrett M82

I put in a flimsy wooden stick

 

[Uryunga]

You get a fire stone

I put in a American book

 

[MoodWhiplash]

You get an actual book

I put in the score to a starry waltz

 

[Uryunga]

You get a pick

I put in a axe

 

[MoodWhiplash]

You get a Halloween mask

I put in the universe

 

[Uryunga]

You get a planet

I put in a star

 

[MoodWhiplash]

You get a broken vending machine

I put in a comet

 

[Uryunga]

You get a new clock

I put in a veil

 

[MoodWhiplash]

You get a penny for your troubles

I put in a blouse

 

[Uryunga]

You get a ball

I put in a garden