The Vending Machine

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a piece of paper with "oh, how dare you" written on it
also a "misfortune shall befall you" on the other side of it

/me inserts a random can

 

[Fear211]

you get 10 cans of soup

*Fear211 inserts piece of paper with "oh, how dare you" written on it
also a "misfortune shall befall you" on the other side of it

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get eru erufu

/me inserts a strand of hair

 

[Second_Flight]

h...h....sadako hair.....

/me inserts...... inserts......... stripped panties..

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a boxer

/me inserts a shard of glass

 

[MadSova]

『You get a glass statue of some strange goddess...』

『Wow... It looks tasty...』 /me drinks ominous black liquid and inserts empty bucket made out of diamond

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a refill!!

/me broke the statue in half and inserts it

 

[MadSova]

『You get it repaired for free!!!』

『Yay! It really was tasty so I'm quite lucky!』 /me drinks ominous black liquid again and inserts empty bucket made out of diamond

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get the same bucket, however it is now filled with pure liquid that you can see your own reflection perfectly instead.

/me paints the whole statue and inserts it

 

[MadSova]

『You get the statue made out of colored glass...』

/me sees his reflection
『Scary!!!』 /me inserts pure liquid along with the bucket back

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get the same bucket yet again, but it's filled with chocolate now instead

/me breaks the statue again and pick only 1 colored shard of glass (indigo) and inserts it

 

[MadSova]

『You get the miniature statue made out of indigo-colored glass...』

『Yay! Choco da!』 /me takes the bucket, eats the chocolate with his right hand and inserts the bucket afterwards

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a diamond edge knife, covered with chocolate... or is it.... it seems to be a bit red....

/me throws away the statue and inserts a headphone

 

[MadSova]

『You receive a mp3 player with unknown disk inside... But it has no speakers so you need headphones if you want to listen to whats on the disk inside...』

『Ooh, shiny...』 /me licks something that looks like a bit red chocolate from the diamond edge knife but accidentally cuts his tongue... inserts blood that comes out of it

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get some sort of.. stick that will reverse the movement of blood cells when in contact with someone

/me inserts unknown disk

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a scroll~

/me inserts reversed photos~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get holographic glasses

/me inserts headphone jack

 

[Second_Flight]

OMGGG FRANKS PICSSS>.........


/me insert horror movieee

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Sadako comes out of the vending machine...

/me inserts batteries

 

[MadSova]

『You get energy...』

『Hmmm... I wonder what will happen if I...』 /me inserts stick that will reverse the movement of blood cells when in contact with someone in a random passerby and inserts the dead body in the vending machine

『Btw, I can't stop laughing when I imagine bunch of guys standing in front of a vending machine, inserting random objects, then running away before they get the result making other guys giving it themselves ;p』

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a death note, but where's the shinigami..

/me inserts a leviathan

and I laugh when imagining people inserting objects that are too big and should've been unable to be inserted XD
(i.e valvrave)

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a playing card~

/me inserts holographic glasses....

 

[MadSova]

『Water starts flowing from vending machine...』

『I don't need shinigami... Rules on page one are enough for me know how it works ;p』 /me fills the death note with random human names he found on facebook and inserts the full and a bit wet death note in The Vending Machine...

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Dead bodies of those whose names are written on the death note are coming out of the vending machine...

/me inserts a deer

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get roadkill~

/me inserts flowing water~