The Vending Machine

[LioNeeZ]

you recive the ham without a sandwich
*inserts a girly doll

 

[♥ Sky]

You get attacked by the loli who owned the doll

/me inserts a picture of Lion naked.

 

[LioNeeZ]

you recive a letter that is saying "Lions dont wear cloths."
*inserts some snakes

 

[おぎくも]

you receive a chicken with a hernia

*inserts an 180 year old high school principal who forgot to wear her diapers*

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get an arsenic

/me inserts a geass

 

[おぎくも]

you get C.C.

*inserts gundam*

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a strip of aluminium

/me inserts vvv-1's AI

 

[♥ Sky]

You get Cortana from the Halo series.

/me inserts a Pokeball.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get second, pokemon version

/me breaks the chip (containing cortana) and inserts it

 

[♥ Sky]

You get silicon shards fired into your face!

/me inserts panty's gun.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a prong

/me burnt up the silicon shards and inserts it

 

[♥ Sky]

You get covered in molten glass from the silicon!

/me inserts naza's dress.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You got possessed by a dragonic tool

/me inserts the mannequin from SH 2

 

[♥ Sky]

You get attacked by the weeping angels.

/me inserts a Heaven coin.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get an enraged bear

 

[♥ Sky]

You get nothing, in fact, you loose all your clothes because you didn't insert anything!

/me takes naza's clothes and hides them away for later, then inserts a magazine from her weapon!

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a weapon, pretty much

/me inserts a stool

 

[♥ Sky]

You get a gold-leaf throne made from the finest materials ever for you to rule the universe with me on!

/me inserts a planet

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a globe

/me inserts that throne

 

[♥ Sky]

You become the leader of the world and everyone becomes part of your massive harem!

/me inserts a harem candidate!

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You got possessed by an author and ended up killing every single person in the harem excluding the owner

/me inserts a killing good

 

[♥ Sky]

You get a katana blade!

/me inserts a CD with pictures of naza being ecchi on it!

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a set of metal gloves

/me inserts the hilt of the katana

 

[♥ Sky]

You get a picture of loli infamous naked!

/me inserts a cake!

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a book about moral values

/me rips the picture and inserts it