The Vending Machine

You find out that it could control time later and tried to retrieve it =w=

/me inserts supah computah~
 
You get a miniature sculpture made of shredded paper~

/me inserts the answer to everything =w= besides tuesday~
 
Gets the book entitled "The Answer to Everything Besides Tuesday"

/me * inserts propulsion engine.
 
Gets the book entitled "The Answer to Absolutely Everything Including Tuesday"

/me inserts a blazer.
 
You get a fireplace~ Or a pile of bricks anyway~

/me inserts answer to absolutely everything~
 
You get "sci-fi" smacked on your face with a mini-crane

/me inserts a baby bird
 
You get taped up and find yourself laying around in an odd position~

/me inserts crane lifting a crane~
 
You get a rope tied around your neck and pushed off the crane.

/me inserts an apple.
 
You get a specs frame

/me throws the shat into the vending machine's coin slot
 
You are presented with a wide selection of electronics to choose one from

/me inserts a pen-cam
 

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marulove wrote on Ryzen111's profile.
Redchan wrote on Ryzen111's profile.
Hello, is there any chance you could reupload this to KAT or something? It appears all the public links are dead.
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nonbiri wrote on Ryzen111's profile.
Hey Ryzen, thank you for your amazing work as always!
Sorry, but can you upload this one?
Thank you
https://app.unifans.io/posts/262e27e8b29591e10c78aad203135adf
Deep_T wrote on Otokonoko's profile.
Can you reupload RJ322592?