The Vending Machine

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a position of head of treasury research in a central bank

/me inserts a rubber band

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a straw~

/me inserts research head at central bank position =w=

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a crystal skull

/me inserts a contagious disease

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a vaccine~

/me inserts crystal skull~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a fedora

/me inserts the vaccine, mixed with virus

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a new strain~

/me inserts fedora~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a sewing machine

/me inserts a carpet

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a ball of fluff~

/me inserts sewing machine~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a unique coat that sova always wanted

/me sets the ball of fluff on fire and immediately inserts it as it is burning

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get frank's flaming sheep~

/me inserts sova's most desired coat~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a fork

/me inserts a spork

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a imitation of batman

/me inserts fork~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a charm

/me inserts a mug

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a tooth~

/me inserts charm~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a raft

/me inserts a flag

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a fire~

/me inserts raft~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a pile of keys

/me inserts a battery cell

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a lightning bolt~

/me inserts pile of keys~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a gorilla

/me inserts a shovel

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get a drill~

/me inserts gorilla~

 

[GenKiDan]

You get a doll

/me inserts ouah ! shouldn't have inserted that ><

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get blown by a powerful wind coming from the machine

/me inserts a cable

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You get electrocuted~

/me inserts doll~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get a hairband


/me inserts a bottlecap

 

[おぎくも]

you get an expired candy bar

*inserts severed arm