What If?

[Lxodsh]

If the world really ends in 2012 (I don't think it will...) I would break out in laughter thinking those bastards were right and die happy lol

What if the cake wasn't a lie?

 

[Snowkitteh]

Yay cake

What if aliens have a machine to transport us to 2D world?

 

[Lxodsh]

KILL THE ALIENS AND STEAL THEIR MACHINE NOW!
What if the machine broke?

 

[Snowkitteh]

Then we will need Sammy to clone it before it breaks :)

What if that machine was fake and i have the real machine?

 

[Indigo]

Knock out gas, steal the machine, and port anyone from the 2D world to the real world before destroying the machine. In the wrong hands it could be a disaster.

What if I threatened to hold you (you meaning next person) hostage as I rob a bank?

 

[Snowkitteh]

Then i would be rly scared
And yeah... i would probably be

What if I appeared in your front door to kidnap you?

 

[Indigo]

I didn't go through 11 years of karate to deal with that. I counter it by kidnapping you and torturing you in many ways to make you speak of who sent you.

What if I was a robot?

 

[Lxodsh]

Do you want a cup of tea?
What If I offered a cup of tea when you were about to kidnap me?
Cool a robot O.o
What if the sun never rises again?

 

[Snowkitteh]

Then i might reconsider kidnapping you

And Robot hmmm... I would hit the off switch :)

What if I came with cookies instead?

 

[Indigo]

I would greet you inside for something more to eat, then allow you to kidnap me.

What if two people liked each other, but thought they friend zoned one another?

 

[Snowkitteh]

Friend Zoned?
Not sure but i guess... yeah... liking each other is good?

What if you suddenly cried in public while thinking about a sad anime?

 

[Lxodsh]

Had to google friend zoned xD
Would be sad for them I guess, hopefully it would work out in the end.

I'm "never" in public so wouldn't happen höhö

What if you were given the opportunity to have a anime character modeled after you?

 

[Indigo]

That'd be a bad idea. I'd be freaking Alucard remade.

What if Konata was really a dude?

 

[Danny]

Screw konata.

What if Obama conquers the world

 

[Will98]

Nothin' just nothin'.

What if you won a free apple pie?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Omnomnomnom
What if someone pied you?

 

[unownHGSS]

I wouldnt mind and eat all of it :3

What if this single pie started a global food war?

 

[Lxodsh]

Time to mobilize our forces!

What if that war caused a new ice age?

 

[unownHGSS]

I'd migrate like those animals from Ice Age :3

What if you best friend is a mammoth :P?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Emergency food supply Yay i get to ride on a mammoth~
If the sloth was annoying you?

 

[Lxodsh]

I would beat it up

What if you thought you were a possum?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

I would hang around your place and magic away snacks
What if a bunch of fairies were messing with your stuff?

 

[divondestiny]

I will throw them into Legend of Zelda :D
What if your hardisk full of animes had overheated?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

O.O *Shoves in freezer* Liveeeee xD
What if the electricity died?

 

[divondestiny]

Good moment for sleeping :)
What if a stranger give you candy :D?