What If?

I'd just eat it. All digested~

What if the doughnut maker came for his revenge?
 
Play with knives~ And have a donut for hostage~
What if the donut maker had other bakers come?
 
Put them all in one gigantic oven and set to 425 degrees Fahrenheit and wait until golden bloody brown~

What if the town knew you cooked up all the doughnut makers and bakers?
 
:runhappy: You can't catch something that you can't keep up with!

What if the mob was Usain Bolt? o.o
 
In that case, I'll drive car instead of running.

What if that car run out of gas?
 
Toss some junk from the car's trunk to hinder their speed.


What if they still caught up to you?
 
By the time they realized that, I'll be long gone.


What if they got tracking device on you?
 
Use my Jedi mind trick, and tell them that I'm not the person they looking for.

What if the Jedi Mind Trick not working on them?
 
I'll jump out of the car and use the car to crash on them and Explosion ka-boom and then go to a subway station into a train

What if all this time ur whole life is a dream and u are still a baby and 1+1=3!!!!!!!??
 
I'll ask for my drinking bottle then, and sleep *put on glasses* like a baby. YEEEAAAH!


What if 1+1=3 was a lie?
 
Created stuff... it better be food and bishies...


What if you swallowed a device that will explode in 1 second?
 
I'll just burp

What if u woke up the next morning,everything happened like yesterday u slept and woke up the next morning everything happened exactly like that day, the days are repeating it self?
 
Do not really care... it'll just mean I'll stay the same age and have time to read my VNs...


What if you met your future self?
 
Ask him for the winning lottery numbers, from present until his time.

What if your future self is came from just a few second in the future?
 
Probably nothing :o Time span is way too short to make it interesting :P

What if you were targeted by a sniper with a Red-dot laser? :o
 
I'd die, become a uber strong ghost and hunt the little effing killer the rest of his\her life.

What if aliens have already started a secret invasion O.O?
 
Can't do much..we're all screwed anyway!

What if the aliens are miniature Rats? XD
 
Would this be a reference to Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy? xD
Go on an epic adventure across space~
What if aliens were as small as bacteria?
 

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sakura1401 wrote on Shine's profile.
Could you update this to V1.2(24.22.23)?
[241115][たわわデリバリー] 異世界樹の巫女~魔法のチカラでおさわりHやりたい放題~ [RJ01178024]
tank you.
macafee wrote on Shine's profile.
Hello could you please re-upload the link for this game?
[Japanese] [200307][ハソユア] 卵の鍵 (Ver1.092) [RJ269035]
- Game won't run ( but your pc not run on locale JP or use locale emulator)
- Wrong password ( due file corrupt when download)
- Can't download from hosting A-S uploader usually use please posting link with direct link....

I'm work for day and only 20-30 minutes to reupload and see those question bloat mailbox so i'm quit.
I'll reupload if people stop asking non sense question that can find on google for just 3 second search like:
- Game can't play on win 10/11 ( Game from 1990s and ask why it can't run on modern OS )
- Crack file detect at virus (.... google it or buy game - and i'm not making crack)
- File corrupt can't extract ( Instruction to fix include on file desc i'm upload)
- Can't open iso/mds file please upload exe....
akirayo wrote on Ryzen111's profile.
hello , can re up this? thx

https://www.anime-sharing.com/threads/120228-めがねに-サイミン家族~義母と義妹は俺のモノ~-rj091841.50997/
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