What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

Get me ol' bugle, go to the veranda, and play Reveille, at 4:30AM.

 
Check to make sure the zombie Apocalypse hasn't happened yet.
 
Take a deep breath....and enjoy the smell of napalm on the morning! Oohrah!!
 
checking my downloaded files
take a bath
have breakfast
make a cup coffee and smoking

and yeah, I do this every single day! lol
 
Being conscious that I have woke up.

Because it's useless to be awake when your mind is still somewhere in your dreamland :P
 
Count the fingers on my hands and count my toes while rubbing my body to make sure everything is still intact.
 
Have a breakfeast feast with ma homeboys

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I woke up screaming "NONONONONO!!!" due to a rather awkward dream. I had a dream that I was some sort of intern for the Conan O'Brian show and I messed something up. So as a punishment, the other staff members held me down on the ground, and Conan tea bagged me, spelling his name with every dip. At least I think that's what he was doing since i woke up after the C-O-N-A.
 
When i opened my eyes, my kitty had her face right up to mine. She made a face that i'm pretty sure meant, "oh, you're awake" and then jumped off of my bed and walked out of my room. weird.
 
Woke up today and was like "damn what time is it" so I look at my phone and it's 07:30 "/ I was like ":wtf:WTF!!:wtf:
 
Go out and look around and at the sky,sit down and think for a couple of seconds that will turn to minutes
 

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