Pick up the phone (kinda my alarm clock cause mom always calls to make sure i don't oversleep ^^ )
take the morning piss
make fried eggs and a cup of tea.
Realize that if I had sufficient will power, I could actually sleep longer. Instead, I have to set my alarm clock for an hour before I actually have to wake up because I keep on hitting the snooze button. After an hour of hitting the snooze, I get annoyed enough that I'll finally get up.