What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

[nr345]

Let's come with a little bit different perspective to your hopeless condition, shall I? I gotta ask that why are you trying to become a lazy person like those homelesses do? If you become a diligent at your own job, then you'll have a chance to become an important for people like you. I said it "your own" job, because of that is the job, which is YOU selected to handle, don't you? However, like I said if you keep deadlock like this, you'll get bored even of your own life which is you have just one. Being optimist will help you about that. Hope I could reach you to make you become yourself.

 

[Koinkun]

Hows my typical morning you ask?? Weellllll.....

EYELIDS OPEN -like a bauss-
HIT THE SNOOZE -like a bauss-
LOSE TO THE ALARM CLOCK -like a bauss-
FAP -like a bauss-
GET UP SLOWLY -like a bauss-
STUMBLE TO THE SHOWER -like a bauss-
CLEAN MY BODY -like a bauss-
EMPTY BODILY WASTE -like a bauss-
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON -like a bauss-
EAT A BAGEL -like a bauss-
DRINK ICED COFFEE -like a bauss-
BRUSH MY TEETH -like a bauss-
and then go do whatever it is I need to do that day..... -like a bauss-

 

[nr345]

you remind me this:

 

[Koinkun]

xD reddit.

 

[nr345]

NO! It's 4CHAN!

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Curse the sun for getting up XD

 

[Koinkun]

4chan created the rage comics, reddit uses them to their full potential, and has the most users posting them (and made a very big abundance of the rage faces xP)

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Rush to print out the report i forgot to last night

 

[alexsdu]

[MENTION=7343]Koinkun[/MENTION] - what's a bauss?

Quickly log out my erogame that was left on last night, before my mom come and wake me up.

 

[Bane]

My first action is get out of bed,put something on my feet so they don't get cold since it's winter here and take a piss.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

@ Alexsdu i think it means boss XD
I continue my dream last night hoping to find an ending and failed

 

[Koinkun]

[MENTION=7343]Koinkun[/MENTION] - what's a bauss?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c ;)

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Ah... that video XD Lol heard of it never watched
When i wake up i make sure theres no random battle ship on my back

 

[Will98]

To Koinkun: You're not the only one to have mentioned that video on this site. :)

Well the first thing I do: "Eat a bagel!" Like a boss!

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

I crash into the sun and live :D like a boss XD hmm we should have a like a boss thread?

 

[Will98]

I'm already on it!

Eat some chicken strips! Like a boss!

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Make a cup noodle like a boss XD

 

[Will98]

Fifth of Vodka like a boss!

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Spam on AS like a boss

 

[alexsdu]

Go back to sleep...like a bauss! :P

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Get that battle ship off my back, with a pinky, like a boss

 

[Will98]

Walk up the stairs - like a boss.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

I made ramen like a boss

 

[alexsdu]

Try to get my heart start up, like car in the winter.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Walk around the house and go back to sleep