Also when the Jehovah Witness peeps come to the house, answering the door naked asking if they are there for the virgin sacrifice is a 100% guarantee they will NEVER come back. You might have to explain to the cops WHY you answer the door like that but hey, it is worth it.
I like watching weird events that I happen to witness.
I was at a cross section with a red light on my side, it was raining that day. A guy was making a left turn to go on my lane. He spun out, made a 450. We made eye contact and he went "YEAH!!! (thrusts arm down)" and drove off. I was like wtf just happened.