What the first thing you think when you looking at the mirror

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm i probably should too :/

 

[nawi]

hmm...black line:/

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Lines everywhere~

 

[nekostereo]

damn im hella sexy ~

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Need sleep... x.x

 

[nawi]

hmm.....still short^^

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

That hair... wasnt cut evenly D:

 

[nawi]

uukh.....1 pack>.<

 

[AhGwee]

I think I'll go take a shower~

 

[Selvaria Bles]

"looks in the mirror"

"gets gwee'd"

"walks away depressed"

 

[nanashi1]

How long can here still stay...

 

[Selvaria Bles]

you can't stay long without getting Gwee'd

<_<

 

[おぎくも]

*looks at mirror* *remembers bles getting gwee'd* *laughs*

 

[nawi]

my lips is getting darker:/

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Mwahahaha gwees

 

[eien]

Hello handsome...........

 

[nawi]

maybe i need more scars

 

[おぎくも]

crap too much sunbathing >.>

 

[nawi]

the cloth's too big:/

 

[Selvaria Bles]

see's a rat



looks behind gets zapped <_<

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[Ghost Kitty~]

Oh noes a rat

 

[archer360]

If you put it on a boy, here goes a little survey, check if :

1) When a boy s greeting his face in the mirror:
A. OMG! I got a pimp on my nose
B. Was that a... Horse ???
C. Who is this monkey?
D. My face is getting more white and my skin smooth like those of babies!?


2) When a boy s watching his body in the mirror:
A. Just look, i'm going to brush my teeth
B. Hmph, where s my arms!
C. It's getting more furry (pull a strand of hair in joy)
D. Wait, were my cups getting any bigger... ?


3. When a boy s looking at his belly in the mirror:
A. Aw shit! I should stop eating too much Mc Donald's stuff
B. Oh, just a little bit more... my child... (put hand on belly)
C. Wow, It s going even MOAR furry!
D. I wonder if my waist just keep thinner even I eat properly !?


4) When a boy looking at his lower body in the mirror
A. Wait... my H is 96 !?
B. Just a little bit.... more... my child...
C. MOAR FURRRRYYYYYYYYYY!
D. Do I even have mushroom?


5) Even lower of his body in the mirror
A. Why re my legs so small compare to the rest of my body?
B. Hmp, I got only 1 leg left...
C. FUUURRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
D. A slender legs won't help much, may be that why I always got A without attending any P.E class...

Spoiler: So the result

Spoiler: mostly pick A

Watch yourself, don't try to go on planes, ships (even boats), elevators and anything that can fly or float, or you may cause one of human's most failure in their current history chapters, as they not only technology, culture, social, blah blah... develop but also their own bodies as well.

Thanks to the sponsorship of KFC, MC Donald, Cocacola, Pesi and various kinds of high calories fastfood and drinks they can made and sell to their innocent customer, billions of wealth unit was wasted on research and methods that can help those over-fat-tires back in shape, even in the worst way... (I couldn't tell you here as some of you may a having meal when reading these lines).

Anyway, Stop your current way of life or...

Spoiler: Mostly pick B

You are a splendid, fabulous male creature on this plannet but people may know you less, get on with it, solider!

Spoiler: Mostly pick C

Your should often watching news if you live near a zoo, either you can contribute your body for science so they can measure how big ancient human's mushroom was before they become small and ugly like now a day.

But forget it, YOUR IMPORTANT TASK IS YOUR IS YOU MUST FIND JUSTIN BIEBER before an F16 firing heat-seeking missiles upon you, don't try Empire State Building as your p*nis may suffer wound from breaking glass shards.

Spoiler: Mostly pick D

Etou... ne... you must feel yourself very lucky as your okaa-sama s supposed to be given birth a healthy boy so he may grow up into a B-tard, molester, drunkard, mafia, yakuza, psycho gunner or any kind of criminal this social can afford, But instead, you re gifted with S-class rare talent that can draws out jealousy and hatred not only from most of boys, but also from girls whether you show up with some ecchi scenes.

Spoiler:

To improve your level you have to develop your cos-dressing hobby, it's a MUST HAVE skill to survive in the middle of all-girl schools, as those are (great out-of-reach) place to a regular boy to go for fishing trip.

Remember, you re play both king and queen role on the chest table, make your way to win those maiden's hearts

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Who is this monkey?
Wait, were my cups getting any bigger... ?
Aw shit! I should stop eating too much Mc Donald's stuff
Whats 96? xD
FUUURRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

 

[Mato]

I am the ugliest person I ever seen

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

... Are you just acting as your avatar?... /me huggles mato...