Who would survive a zombie apocalypse?

[Fall]

"Popular fiction has shown us the awesome, brutal power of the chainsaw. Its lightning-quick, rotating teeth can easily slice thought flesh and bone... Its roar might also give the owner a much-needed psychological boost-empowerment... however, chainsaws and similar powered devices rank extremely low on the list of practical zombie killing weapons. For starters, their fuel supply is finite... The average chainsaw weights ten pounds... One slip, and the spinning teeth might be slicing through your skull... chainsaw's distinctive roar, even if running for just a few seconds, will be enough to broadcast to every zombie within earshot, "Dinner is served!"

~The Zombie Survival Guide, Pg37

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm yay random tips for anyone going around slaying zombies

 

[Fall]

I've got more if anyone wants them... or would that be cheating? Or I could be that random person who stands on top of a car, warning people about the "End of the World", shouting out random tips until the zombies finally get to me and I'm too far gone mentally to notice until they start biting.

 

[renano]

Post what you want. It's not really cheating~

 

[Fall]

Wait, I think i inadvertently just made my profile. Yay! I'm the crazy person at the beginning of the Zombie movies shouting about the end of the world and then gets taken out from behind by a zombie.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Lol you want that to be your character? XD

 

[Selvaria Bles]

Okay I am a 24 year old Zomie Slayer

who's been training for the past 15 years with my dear old grandpa on how to use the sword probably.
Been living the mountain where the dojo is held. my past time hobbies are Watching horror Zombie Movies and other various scary movies. I possess fast reflexes but I am very accident prone :p

hows that for a character :p

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Lol ok then xD

 

[Selvaria Bles]

yeah it all I could come up with :p

and yeah it seems something so cliche and something so done in many anime's/manga's :p

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm still have time to expand on it if you like~

 

[Selvaria Bles]

nah I am good :p XD

if expand anymore, I would end up making him boring and overpowered :p

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm i wonder if this should turn into an rp xD

 

[Decalcomania]

I wonder who's overpowered in the poll.

 

[Fall]

Okay I am a 24 year old Zomie Slayer

who's been training for the past 15 years with my dear old grandpa on how to use the sword...

Wait young one, stay a while and listen! "Blades, in any form, have advantages and disadvantages... Those that have enough strength to split the skull rarely stand up after many repetitions... decapitation [which is easier than cutting through the skull], serves almost the same function as a head blow... The Japanese Ninjite boasts a two-handed grip [for more power] and, in genuine models, renowned tempered steel [more durable]. Both factors make it a superior weapon"

Zombie Survival Guide pg33~34

wow, the things i do to procrastinate on my research paper.

 

[Decalcomania]

Umm, I'm not too sure what to say about giving advice to contestants.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Lol research paper xD i died of boredom while doing it~

Oh wells more fun facts to play with~

 

[Fall]

Umm, I'm not too sure what to say about giving advice to contestants.

Remember, I'm the crazy person shouting from the top of a car at the beginning, doomed to die in a montage as the opening credits roll. Probably wearing a cardboard sign draped over my front and back. Yes, I am aware that I watch far too many horror movies.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

I doubt any of the contestants are going to go and add those specific details into their description so its all fine~

 

[Decalcomania]

Oh well. I love twinkies.

 

[Uninstall]

Speaking about zombies, does anyone know which films are shown in this clip? (I know most of them are Mishima Yukio films)
Specifically the "zombie" ones, they look mad awesome as heck
Thanks (*･ω･*)

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm whats shown... no idea xD

 

[Decalcomania]

I should probably watch the 28 ----- later franchise.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm zombies... how did they originate anyhow...

 

[Decalcomania]

I think George Romero had the idea.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm random ideas... just like vampires...