Would you kindly...?

[renano]

*Trips*

They got away.

Would you kindly help me make traps to catch them?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Traps for gingerbread men... sure
Would you tell me what you have in mind? besides blowing everything up xD

 

[renano]

I was considering using sticky honey or some gumdrops to bait them.

Would you kindly prepare these traps?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Sure~
Would you kindly direct me to the nearest store with these items?

 

[renano]

This map will guide you. 3 miles north then when you reach the fork in the road turn left. There will be a red tall house made from brick with the sign Store of Everything.

Would you kindly come back quickly and help set the traps?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm sure Theres a giant spider sitting at the store
Would you kindly deal with it?

 

[unownHGSS]

*goes after spider but gets bitten* OMG ima be spiderman! o.o

Would you kindly get me a suit!?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm sure *hands over pig costume*
Would you kindly be spider pig? :D

 

[kactaplb]

ahhhhhhhhh spiders nuuuuuuuuuuuuuaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

...

would you kindly stop talking about spiders

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Sure ill stop talking about spiders~ :p
Would you kindly see what mutations happened to unown when he was bitten?

 

[kactaplb]

loli/shouta mode.

would you kindly protect unown from those pedobears?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm but he had spidey powers :/ Let him be~ Hell live~
Would you kindly see to that pedobear in sheep's clothing behind you?

 

[kactaplb]

everyone is free to do as they wish~

would you kindly kill all the spiders in the whole world?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm tough job...
Would you kindly accept kyuubi's contract to kill all the spiders?

 

[renano]

Who needs a contract when you got bombs! XD

Would you kindly resurrect the spiders to induce a plague on the town?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

o.o;;; Shes being sadistic again.... Heres the revive.... ill stay over there...
Would you kindly keep the spiders away from me?

 

[renano]

Yeah, sure. You're not their target anyway.

Would you kindly lead me to the nearest town so my spiders can devour the townsfolk's souls?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Ok... ill trust you on that...
Souls o.o Wha? Ehh sure... follow me i guess....
Would you kindly give me time to get far enough so i dont hear all the screams and whatnot?

 

[renano]

Hm? What's that... oh! Yeah, sure.

Would you kindly close the town gate and create a barricade in case the people run out?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Sure~
Would you kindly make sure that there are no witnesses?~

 

[renano]

Yep~

Would you kindly call forth a plague of locust?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Sureee....
Would you kindly tell me what for?

 

[alexsdu]

No you may not. ;)

Would you kindly stop spraying the insecticide at the locusts?

 

[unownHGSS]

Why? Those things are disgusting :x

Would you kindly tell me why you want to save those locusts? D:

 

[alexsdu]

Coz they're living things. Plus insecticide is too slow in killing them.


Would you kindly call for some napalm airstrike to wipe out the locusts entirely?