OHH, AN EXCUSE TO TAKE DAYS OFF OBLIGATIONS! * Ignis extends his arm. You'll also nurse my wounds, won't you?
O-of course you can! But if they're that lovely to you, I'd feel bad to separate them from their loving mistress, y'know?
That's better. Don't worry―once we get to the slaughterhouse you'll get more than what you need that you can hack to your heart's content!
B-but why? Does Vel-chan not like whipping and dripping candles on senpai in chains and blindfolds?
Sure I can, *hiccup* Miss! * Ignis cuffs the cop and takes him to his car.
I know, right? You could get a few cages with that amount... not to mention knives, whips, pincers, candles...
Someone you hate, then?
Vel-chan, tell me who you hate and I'll come back tonight with a new dress for you!
That sounds bad alright. I'd give up very quickly on chemistry, but I kinda wish I'd been more diligent and better at sciences so I could get into the astrophysics field (´Д`)
O-of course! I have 99 yandere kouhai, but Vel-chan obviously isn't one!
Too bad she's barely around nowadays... probably in her final year or something.
Hmm, do you think in postgraduate I'd be able to learn how to coach kouhai on murde―err, professing love in unconventional ways?
I guess they're not into yuri... * Ignis crosscrossdresses as a reverse-reverse trap.
Indeed. Yay for emulators ヽ(=´▽`=)ノ They're such a great help regardless of whether I have the original consoles, like making it possible to play PSP games on HD or old games whose original discs I have are physically damaged. I can has names of what series Vel-chan likes? (For starters, some RPG series I like are Rune Factory, Tales, Summon Night, Phantasy Star, Atelier, and more)