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[iankay]

^^that was a typo? .....

 

[Checkmate]

Well, I have 3 monitors, I was typing a message to my friend on the IM, but my parents call me, I pickup the phone, while my right hand still typing it, when I hit enter, I realize it was in the wrong window (left screen = IRC, middle = one window IM)

 

[Ignis]

[00:53] <&Checkmate> wet dream is nice dream
[00:53] <&Checkmate> wet dream is the best dream
[00:53] <&Checkmate> I kinda wish all my dream were wet

 

[corocoro]

[07.18-19:07] <~Ignis-> hmm, what was I doing before
[07.18-19:09] <@C0C0NA> Eating
[07.18-19:10] <+Zero2DS> a rori
[07.18-19:10] <@Shurakai> lollies
[07.18-19:10] <~Ignis-> sounds viable

 

[Checkmate]

<&Checkmate> question sensei
<&Checkmate> how to make kid?
<@Sengoku_Nadeko> for someone pure and innocent like you....
<@Sengoku_Nadeko> the stork brings it
<&Checkmate> oh
<&Checkmate> how can I call a stork?
<~Ignis-> I told you!
<&Checkmate> how can I make it happen?
<@Sengoku_Nadeko> the stork chooses
<@Sengoku_Nadeko> when the husband and wife are happy together and the time is right, the stork knows
<&Checkmate> ohhh
<&Checkmate> I see
<&Checkmate> wakarimashita~
<~Ignis-> fue
<&Checkmate> so I must get a wife first
<~Ignis-> that makes me want to play some RF again
<@Sengoku_Nadeko> yes Checkmate
<@Sengoku_Nadeko> a wife is kind of a requirement
<&Checkmate> ok
<&Checkmate> now now
<&Checkmate> since I don't want any kid yet
<&Checkmate> so I guess as long as I don't marry anyone
<&Checkmate> I wouldn't have one
* &Checkmate sigh in relief
<@Sengoku_Nadeko> yeah it's best to stay unmarried for now
<@Sengoku_Nadeko> when you want a kid, you need to marry someone you really love and have a stable job and lifestyle
<&Checkmate> though I find it strange, one friend of mine didn't marry anyone, yet he got a kid...
<@Sengoku_Nadeko> there are exceptions
<&Checkmate> I asked him why, but like Ignis, he didn't tell me :(
<&Checkmate> oh
<&Checkmate> what that might be?
<@Sengoku_Nadeko> i guess the stork made a special exception because your friend met all the other requirements
<&Checkmate> stable job and lifestyle?
<~Ignis-> or it was just trollan :v
<&Checkmate> that's it?
<~Ignis-> ^ XD
* &Checkmate has stable job and a somewhat stable life style too!
<&Checkmate> the stork didn't bring me anything :(
<@Sengoku_Nadeko> but do you have someone you truly love and you're in a committed relationship?
<@Sengoku_Nadeko> who you live with
<~Ignis-> [08:48] * &Checkmate has stable job and a somewhat stable life style too! < eh, yours isn't exactly stable
<&Checkmate> @Sengoku I kinda have one
<&Checkmate> but I'm not sure
<@Sengoku_Nadeko> then by the looks of it, you're still safe from being visited by the stork for now
<&Checkmate> oh I see
<&Checkmate> thanks Sengoku-sensei
<&Checkmate> that clears up somestuff
<@Sengoku_Nadeko> my pleasure, glad i could help

 

[Kou]

I thought there was a story about the stork sending the wrong kid?lul

 

[Checkmate]

the stork sending the wrong kid

@Kou
define wrong kid, please?

 

[corocoro]

Sending Checkmate a boy instead of a juiceable girl?

 

[corocoro]

[07.21-15:12] <@Gdragonx> http://shindanmaker.com/107463
[07.21-15:13] <@Gdragonx> fml..
[07.21-15:13] <@Gdragonx> Gdragonxの心のピュアさは【0.000000000000000000000000001％】です。
[07.21-15:13] <@Gdragonx> darn.. silentmoonxxの心のピュアさは【0％】です。
[07.21-15:14] <@Gdragonx> やすゆきの心のピュアさは【0.0000000000001％】です。
[07.21-15:14] <@Gdragonx> ==
[07.21-15:15] <@Gdragonx> Checkmateの心のピュアさは【24000％】です。驚きの白さ！ ok, this is definatly having problem..
[07.21-15:15] <@Gdragonx> ignisの心のピュアさは【0.0000003％】です。
[07.21-15:24] <&corocoro> what is that?
[07.21-15:27] <&Checkmate> what is it?
[07.21-15:32] <@Gdragonx> corocoroの心のピュアさは【5％】です。
[07.21-15:32] <@Gdragonx> how pure are you
[07.21-15:32] <@Gdragonx> brb homeworks
[07.21-15:33] <&corocoro> simple solution:
[07.21-15:33] <&corocoro> it wraps around for checkmate
[07.21-15:33] <&corocoro> problems with negative numbers :p
[07.21-15:33] <&corocoro> your number looks around right though :p
[07.21-15:34] <&Checkmate> Checkmateの心のピュアさは【24000％】です。驚きの白さ！
[07.21-15:34] <&Checkmate> there
[07.21-15:34] <~Ignis-> it must've been Checkmate who made it
[07.21-15:34] <&corocoro> <&corocoro> problems with negative numbers :p
[07.21-15:34] <&Checkmate> 2400% pure ;)
[07.21-15:34] <&corocoro> you can't be more than 100% pure
[07.21-15:34] <&Checkmate> well they say that
[07.21-15:35] <&corocoro> the only logical explanation is that they didn't program in negative numbers :p
[07.21-15:35] <&Checkmate> ...
[07.21-15:35] * &Checkmate is totally pure and innocent
[07.21-15:35] <&corocoro> so it wraps around and gives back nonsensical answers for the really corrupt
[07.21-15:35] <~Ignis-> nice logic :3
[07.21-15:35] <&Checkmate> today is my 1 year anniversary of juicing my waifu <3
[07.21-15:35] <&corocoro> thanks for proving my point :D

 

[Checkmate]

<@Zero2DS> fire is not picking it up
<&Checkmate> ok, I gotta call my waifu
<@Zero2DS> . . .
<&Checkmate> she is not picking it up
<@Zero2DS> we share a same fate then :)
<&Ignis-> that makes it sound like firev1 is your waifu :P
<&Checkmate> and yes, firev1 could very well be Zero's waifu
<@Zero2DS> wtf
<@Zero2DS> noooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Pinkylicious]

^made me laugh. Hahaha. If i was there, i couldve thought of the same thing as ignis'.. Sharing the same fate with your WAIFU.. Hahaha. xD zero, I didn't know... You should've invited us in your secret wedding.xD

 

[corocoro]

[07.24-18:53] <&Checkmate> so ignis
[07.24-18:53] <&Checkmate> open your ASS already!
[07.24-18:53] <&Checkmate> spread itt
[07.24-18:54] <~Ignis-> ...
[07.24-18:54] <&corocoro> checkmate is waiting for you...
[07.24-18:54] <&corocoro> he can't hold on for long...
[07.24-18:54] <~Ignis-> Checkmate wants my ass open
[07.24-18:54] <&Checkmate> ASS
[07.24-18:54] <&Checkmate> mind ya
[07.24-18:54] * ~Ignis- inches away from Checkmate
[07.24-18:54] <&corocoro> yeah, we got that you want his ass
[07.24-18:54] <~Ignis-> yeah, what else :x

 

[Ignis]

[09:32] <Index> <BT> Let's just agree that we both enjoy a good trap. <== /me shakehands with BT
[09:32] <@BT> Good man.
[09:32] <&Checkmate> ...
[09:32] * &Checkmate defense this channel <-> no yaoi-con allowed!
[09:33] <&Ignis-> says you, someone who wants my ass the most
[09:33] <Index> rofl
[09:34] <&Checkmate> ...
[09:34] <&Checkmate> ASS
[09:34] <&Checkmate> not your ass
[09:34] <&Checkmate> your ASS
[09:34] <&Ignis-> see ;_;
[09:34] <@BT> DAT ASS

 

[Ignis]

[19:59] <+PS> What are you now?
[19:59] <~Checkmate> @PS I know some stuff
[20:00] <~Checkmate> like how to undo skirts, shirts
[20:00] <~Checkmate> some bra and some pansu
[20:00] <+PS> o.O
[20:00] <~Checkmate> pantsu
[20:00] <~Checkmate> but that's all
[20:00] <&Zero2DS> and how to kindap some rori
[20:00] <&Zero2DS> with her parents beside her
[20:00] <@strayer> ... ahhh such pure and innocent checkmate~~
[20:00] <+PS> Repeat > what are you now?
[20:00] <~Checkmate> I'm pure and innocent
[20:00] <~Checkmate> still
[20:00] <+K0u> a beast!
[20:00] <&Zero2DS> kedamono!
[20:01] <+K0u> chikan!
[20:01] <&Zero2DS> Hentai!
[20:01] <~Checkmate> a close female friend of mine
[20:01] <~Checkmate> discover anime-sharing today
[20:01] <~Checkmate> she told me
[20:01] <~Checkmate> "you're sick in a very sick way"

 

[Checkmate]

[21:05] * @Lavo gropes Sena
[21:06] * &Ignis- strips Sena
[21:06] <&Checkmate> perverts

 

[corocoro]

[07.27-03:18] <&Checkmate> ahhh
[07.27-03:18] <&Checkmate> rori is da best
[07.27-03:19] * @iankay concurs
[07.27-03:19] <@iankay> i get pinged whenever the word rori shows up :P
[07.27-03:19] <&Checkmate> stay away from my rori !!!

 

[Ignis]

[14:37] <&Checkmate> now I have a waifu
[14:37] <&Checkmate> so I can't experiment a lot of stuff anymore
[14:37] <&Checkmate> having someone who keep clinging to your arm~
[14:38] <&Checkmate> not that bad anyway
[14:38] <&Ignis-> bs, you're still a playa by heart anyway :D
[14:38] <&Checkmate> nowai
[14:38] <&Checkmate> I'm loyal to one girl who loves me :3
[14:39] <&Ignis-> prove daaaat
[14:39] <&Checkmate> how?
[14:40] <&Ignis-> let's just use a simple rule: pics or it didn't happen
[14:40] <&Ignis-> pics of, say, marriage for example
[14:41] <&Checkmate> marriage has nothing to do with loyalty!
[14:41] <&Ignis-> hmm, how about sexual intercourse?
[14:41] <&Checkmate> same!
[14:41] <&Checkmate> may be a bit different since sexual intercourse mean a combine of bloodline though
[14:41] <&Ignis-> so you can have sex with multiple girls and remain loyal only to one? :3
[14:42] <&Checkmate> mebbe

 

[Kou]

>Loyal >Doggy style!

 

[Ignis]

^ +1

[11:19] * @iankay needs to get some sleep
[11:26] * &Checkmate pats iankay on the head and tell him to go to sleep
[11:26] <&Checkmate> you're not Ruri, so I can come to the bed with you ;)

 

[Checkmate]

[08:04] <@Coolio> that's done strayer
[08:04] <@strayer> ~,~
[08:04] * @strayer licks Coolio

 

[Coolio]

^ Didn't think it will come in. >.>

 

[Kou]

[14:08] * Checkmate is sad
[14:08] * Checkmate cries
[14:08] <~Checkmate> no moaning of Ritsuko either
[14:08] <&Ignis-> :3
[14:08] <+K0u> you can tell iggy to moan for you
[14:09] <~Checkmate> ..........
[14:09] <&Ignis-> please, he already had us call him onii-chan
[14:09] <~Checkmate> like hell
[14:09] <@ONC> lol
[14:09] <+K0u> poor slaves :(



[14:23] <~Checkmate> you can't stop me nao
[14:24] <@Lavo> I havent seen nao used on the net in awhile now that I think of it
[14:24] <&Ignis-> I haven't seen nao used, ever
[14:24] <&Ignis-> and I'd rather not see it, ever
[14:24] <@Lavo> and also whenever I see the word I think of the artist Nao thanks to you guys
[14:24] <@Lavo> :v
[14:24] <&Ignis-> I always think of her whenever I see that word :v
[14:25] <~Checkmate> Ignis fapped to nao
[14:25] <~Checkmate> go figures
[14:25] <@Lavo> lmao
[14:25] <@Lavo> all dem PVs
[14:25] <+K0u> :(
[14:25] <&Ignis-> I didn't >..
[14:26] <~Checkmate> I won't dig the log now
[14:26] <~Checkmate> don't make me
[14:26] <~Checkmate> I do have it logged
[14:26] <&Ignis-> [20:57] <%AS|Sena> added - [ASL]_nao_-_prismatic_infinity_carat._[FLAC]_[w_Scans].rar - /MSG AS|Sena XDCC SEND 224
[14:26] <&Ignis-> [20:58] <&kyuuchan> !
[14:26] <&Ignis-> [20:59] <~Checkmate> man
[14:26] <&Ignis-> [20:59] <~Checkmate> you're fast when it comes to nao's pantsu
[14:26] <&Ignis-> [20:59] <~Checkmate> I guess you can sniff that out
[14:26] <&Ignis-> [21:00] <~Checkmate> it's ripped
[14:26] <&Ignis-> [21:00] <@firev1> lol
[14:27] <&Ignis-> [21:00] <+PS> LOL
[14:27] <&Ignis-> [21:01] <~Checkmate> it's ripped apart, so enjoy...
[14:27] <&Ignis-> [21:01] <@Coolio> has it been posted on forum yet? o-o
[14:27] <&Ignis-> [21:01] <&Zero2DS> nope
[14:27] <&Ignis-> [21:01] <&kyuuchan> indeed
[14:27] <&Ignis-> [21:01] <&kyuuchan> time to fap
[14:27] <&Ignis-> ^ that?
[14:27] <@ONC> lol
[14:28] <~Checkmate> sorta
[14:28] <~Checkmate> there are countless
[14:28] <&Ignis-> you and your presuppositions

One of check, one of iggy, fair enough :P

 

[AntiClimax]

16:47 Checkmate: taking advantage of the situation (in a cold room) and she didn't bring any coat, so she somehow made me to hug her
16:48 Checkmate: I was hestitate, but what the hell, I couldn't just leave her there, and that's where everything fall... apart

 

[Ignis]

[23:57] <&Checkmate> she said "no way I'll sell mine for 500$!"
[23:57] <&Checkmate> duh
[23:58] <&Checkmate> so I guess I can't buy her yet

We knew this would happen.

 

[Coolio]

Not complete yet iggy..

[12:58am] <&Checkmate> I did ask her "how much?"
[12:58am] <@|Oniichan|> how about instead of life change it to love
[12:58am] <&Checkmate> she said "it will cost you your life"
[12:58am] <&Checkmate> "DEAL!"
[12:59am] <@|Oniichan|> kk she is your wife then :3