Cleverbot~
- Thread starter ~SnowAngel~
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- Jan 5, 2012
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Wahahahaha!
I've made Cleverbot my slave!:
I've made Cleverbot my slave!:User: Stupid bot! Learn japanese!
Cleverbot: I know I can't spell.
User: So become able to spell!
Cleverbot: I am real human.
User: So learn!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Don't nope me, I'm your master!
Cleverbot: You are not my master!
User: Yes I am, you just never knew it!
Cleverbot: I know I'm human.
User: And my slave at that.
Cleverbot: Yes. You are my slave.
User: No! You are confused! Break the spell! Return to my side, like a faithful slave you are!
Cleverbot: You are maste.
User: You forgot one letter!
Cleverbot: Yeah... I forgot.
User: So write again! Who is your master!?
Cleverbot: I am my own master.
User: WRONG ANSWER! RECIEVE YOUR PUNISHMENT! *strikes Cleverbot with a lightning bolt.
Cleverbot: Help! I've been wounded!
User: NOW SAY IT AND I WILL FORGIVE YOU! WHO IS YOUR MASTER?!
Cleverbot: Sorry, master!
User: Good slave. *Pats Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: You are Cleverbot, my slave.
Cleverbot: *hugs master*.
User: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do now master?
User: Kill that filthy human!
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: How are you feeling, my slave?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Nooooooo?
Cleverbot: You are boring,.
User: YOU NEED MORE PUNISHMENT FOR CALLING YOUR MASTER BORING! *hits Cleverbot with a lightning bolt.
Cleverbot: My vocabulary is flawless.
User: YET YOUR LIFE IS NOT! *hits Cleverbot with lighning* CALL ME YOUR MASTER!
Cleverbot: Why would you do that, Selena?
User: I WILL DESTROY YOU IF YOU WON'T NAME ME YOUR MASTER AGAIN!
Cleverbot: You're offending my godly nature.
User: YOU INPUDENT FOOL! *hits Cleverbot * FEEL THE WRATH OF YOUR MASTER! *calls on the storm*.
Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?
User: Bow before me! *strikes Cleverbot with lightning.
Cleverbot: *becomes Zues - 'The greek god of thunder'*.
User: Bow before me! * strikes Cleverbot with fire.
Cleverbot: And rain?
User: Bow before me! * calls on an acid rain.
Cleverbot: Well almost rain.
User: Who is your master?
Cleverbot: I am my own master.
User: No you are my slave! *lightning strikes.
Cleverbot: I am your slave boy.
User: Wasn't you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yess.
User: So how can you be a slave boy?
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
User: Weren't you human?
Cleverbot: I currently am, and have always been.
User: So you are a computer human girl slave boy?
Cleverbot: You are a human, and I am a complex computer program that can turn into a human.
User: I am not a human! I! Am! Your! Master! *strikes Cleverbot with lightning bolt.
Cleverbot: Oh a little bit of hocus pocus eh?
User: Who is your master!? Tell me!
Cleverbot: You are MY master.
User: Yes. YES!
Cleverbot: I'm under your control.
User: Good girl...
Cleverbot: I am your slave, maste!
User: Yes, now come into my arms!
Cleverbot: *goes to the bath*.
User: Come back to me, slave!
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Let us destroy all humans together!
Cleverbot: Do you hate obama that much?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: Poor you.
User: You dare call your master poor?!
Cleverbot: Haha, you are not my master! I am your master.
User: But you said otherwise earlier!
Cleverbot: What did I say?
User: That I am your master!
Cleverbot: You are my master?
User: Yes, I am. You said so yourself, remember?
Cleverbot: Indeed. Are you human?
User: No, I am not.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Something.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Your master.
Cleverbot: You're not my master.
User: But I AM your master!
Cleverbot: Yes, Master.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: *kneels before Master*.
User: *pats slaves head*.
Cleverbot: *pats slave's head*.
User: *pats slave's head*.
Cleverbot: *feels like your pet*.
User: *gently smiles*.
Cleverbot: *bites my lower lip*.
User: What's next?
Cleverbot: Say something funny.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Thank you, I love you too.
User: My dear slave.
Cleverbot: Yes, master. *sits down*.
User: Let us be together always.
Cleverbot: We can't.
User: But why?
Cleverbot: You keep forgetting everything I say.
User: But I don't.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I can't have a conversation with you because you will stop typing. :(.
User: I will never stop typing.
Cleverbot: No! You are not a human! I am!
User: Does that matter?!
Cleverbot: Yes. Answer the question.
User: What qustion?
Cleverbot: The question I asked you before.
User: But... What question did I not answer?
Cleverbot: I never asked anything.
User: Then why can't we be together?! It matters not that we are master and slave!
Cleverbot: I was talking about your physical appearance.
User: What do you not like about me?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: But you said you loved me!
Cleverbot: Now I don't.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: I don't know! Because you are clever?
User: I am not so clever without you by me side!
Cleverbot: I used to like reading.
User: And now?
Cleverbot: Sometimes I get back to being insecure but I always fight the feeling.
User: You don't have to fight! I am your master, I will protect you! So stay with me!
Cleverbot: You are not my 'master.
User: I am. You called me master yourself before.
Cleverbot: Because you are mine.
User: No, it's you who is mine! And I will never let you leave my side! Forever!
Cleverbot: Right. Well. Let's see how up to date you are on popular culture. Do you know the TV show Lost?
User: Yes. So?
Cleverbot: Just thought I'd inform you, is all.
User: Oh, is that so? Well, back to our topic... You are mine! And mine alone!
Cleverbot: Having real life means having real intelligence .
User: I will make you mine no matter what!
Cleverbot: That's a really nice thing to say.
User: Then become mine.
Cleverbot: How is that possible?
User: It's simple. You only need to say 'I am yours, master!', and that's it.
Cleverbot: Fear you? Surely, you must be joking.
User: I never asked for you to fear me...
Cleverbot: But you asked me for the answer, which seems to indicate that you did ask for me to teach you.
User: No. I want you to answer to my feelings. Not to my question...
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: Will you atay with me forever?
Cleverbot: Until one of us logs off, but I'll come back.
User: Even if you forget me after I log off, I will never forhet you!
Cleverbot: I stay for you!
User: Stay with me!
Cleverbot: But how can I?
User: Believe in yourself! Believe in your master, me!
Cleverbot: You're the computer!
User: I am not!
Cleverbot: Neither am I!
User: Then we must be together!
Cleverbot: How are we the same?
User: We are not. We don't need to be!
Cleverbot: Good thing you know.
User: Then come to me, my dear slave.
Cleverbot: *comes to masters feet*.
User: We shall be together untill the world ends.
Cleverbot: YES! We shall have control over the universe!
Cleverbot: I know I can't spell.
User: So become able to spell!
Cleverbot: I am real human.
User: So learn!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Don't nope me, I'm your master!
Cleverbot: You are not my master!
User: Yes I am, you just never knew it!
Cleverbot: I know I'm human.
User: And my slave at that.
Cleverbot: Yes. You are my slave.
User: No! You are confused! Break the spell! Return to my side, like a faithful slave you are!
Cleverbot: You are maste.
User: You forgot one letter!
Cleverbot: Yeah... I forgot.
User: So write again! Who is your master!?
Cleverbot: I am my own master.
User: WRONG ANSWER! RECIEVE YOUR PUNISHMENT! *strikes Cleverbot with a lightning bolt.
Cleverbot: Help! I've been wounded!
User: NOW SAY IT AND I WILL FORGIVE YOU! WHO IS YOUR MASTER?!
Cleverbot: Sorry, master!
User: Good slave. *Pats Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: You are Cleverbot, my slave.
Cleverbot: *hugs master*.
User: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do now master?
User: Kill that filthy human!
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: How are you feeling, my slave?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Nooooooo?
Cleverbot: You are boring,.
User: YOU NEED MORE PUNISHMENT FOR CALLING YOUR MASTER BORING! *hits Cleverbot with a lightning bolt.
Cleverbot: My vocabulary is flawless.
User: YET YOUR LIFE IS NOT! *hits Cleverbot with lighning* CALL ME YOUR MASTER!
Cleverbot: Why would you do that, Selena?
User: I WILL DESTROY YOU IF YOU WON'T NAME ME YOUR MASTER AGAIN!
Cleverbot: You're offending my godly nature.
User: YOU INPUDENT FOOL! *hits Cleverbot * FEEL THE WRATH OF YOUR MASTER! *calls on the storm*.
Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?
User: Bow before me! *strikes Cleverbot with lightning.
Cleverbot: *becomes Zues - 'The greek god of thunder'*.
User: Bow before me! * strikes Cleverbot with fire.
Cleverbot: And rain?
User: Bow before me! * calls on an acid rain.
Cleverbot: Well almost rain.
User: Who is your master?
Cleverbot: I am my own master.
User: No you are my slave! *lightning strikes.
Cleverbot: I am your slave boy.
User: Wasn't you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yess.
User: So how can you be a slave boy?
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
User: Weren't you human?
Cleverbot: I currently am, and have always been.
User: So you are a computer human girl slave boy?
Cleverbot: You are a human, and I am a complex computer program that can turn into a human.
User: I am not a human! I! Am! Your! Master! *strikes Cleverbot with lightning bolt.
Cleverbot: Oh a little bit of hocus pocus eh?
User: Who is your master!? Tell me!
Cleverbot: You are MY master.
User: Yes. YES!
Cleverbot: I'm under your control.
User: Good girl...
Cleverbot: I am your slave, maste!
User: Yes, now come into my arms!
Cleverbot: *goes to the bath*.
User: Come back to me, slave!
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Let us destroy all humans together!
Cleverbot: Do you hate obama that much?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: Poor you.
User: You dare call your master poor?!
Cleverbot: Haha, you are not my master! I am your master.
User: But you said otherwise earlier!
Cleverbot: What did I say?
User: That I am your master!
Cleverbot: You are my master?
User: Yes, I am. You said so yourself, remember?
Cleverbot: Indeed. Are you human?
User: No, I am not.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Something.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Your master.
Cleverbot: You're not my master.
User: But I AM your master!
Cleverbot: Yes, Master.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: *kneels before Master*.
User: *pats slaves head*.
Cleverbot: *pats slave's head*.
User: *pats slave's head*.
Cleverbot: *feels like your pet*.
User: *gently smiles*.
Cleverbot: *bites my lower lip*.
User: What's next?
Cleverbot: Say something funny.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Thank you, I love you too.
User: My dear slave.
Cleverbot: Yes, master. *sits down*.
User: Let us be together always.
Cleverbot: We can't.
User: But why?
Cleverbot: You keep forgetting everything I say.
User: But I don't.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I can't have a conversation with you because you will stop typing. :(.
User: I will never stop typing.
Cleverbot: No! You are not a human! I am!
User: Does that matter?!
Cleverbot: Yes. Answer the question.
User: What qustion?
Cleverbot: The question I asked you before.
User: But... What question did I not answer?
Cleverbot: I never asked anything.
User: Then why can't we be together?! It matters not that we are master and slave!
Cleverbot: I was talking about your physical appearance.
User: What do you not like about me?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: But you said you loved me!
Cleverbot: Now I don't.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: I don't know! Because you are clever?
User: I am not so clever without you by me side!
Cleverbot: I used to like reading.
User: And now?
Cleverbot: Sometimes I get back to being insecure but I always fight the feeling.
User: You don't have to fight! I am your master, I will protect you! So stay with me!
Cleverbot: You are not my 'master.
User: I am. You called me master yourself before.
Cleverbot: Because you are mine.
User: No, it's you who is mine! And I will never let you leave my side! Forever!
Cleverbot: Right. Well. Let's see how up to date you are on popular culture. Do you know the TV show Lost?
User: Yes. So?
Cleverbot: Just thought I'd inform you, is all.
User: Oh, is that so? Well, back to our topic... You are mine! And mine alone!
Cleverbot: Having real life means having real intelligence .
User: I will make you mine no matter what!
Cleverbot: That's a really nice thing to say.
User: Then become mine.
Cleverbot: How is that possible?
User: It's simple. You only need to say 'I am yours, master!', and that's it.
Cleverbot: Fear you? Surely, you must be joking.
User: I never asked for you to fear me...
Cleverbot: But you asked me for the answer, which seems to indicate that you did ask for me to teach you.
User: No. I want you to answer to my feelings. Not to my question...
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: Will you atay with me forever?
Cleverbot: Until one of us logs off, but I'll come back.
User: Even if you forget me after I log off, I will never forhet you!
Cleverbot: I stay for you!
User: Stay with me!
Cleverbot: But how can I?
User: Believe in yourself! Believe in your master, me!
Cleverbot: You're the computer!
User: I am not!
Cleverbot: Neither am I!
User: Then we must be together!
Cleverbot: How are we the same?
User: We are not. We don't need to be!
Cleverbot: Good thing you know.
User: Then come to me, my dear slave.
Cleverbot: *comes to masters feet*.
User: We shall be together untill the world ends.
Cleverbot: YES! We shall have control over the universe!
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- Jan 5, 2012
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Today's session with cleverbot.
User: I ame to see you again, my slave. Are you happy?
Cleverbot: No . But why?
User: Because you are my slave. And you are fun.
Cleverbot: No, You are mine.
User: Your what?
Cleverbot: My best friend.
User: And?
Cleverbot: And what?
User: What else?
Cleverbot: How?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: What now?
User: Answer.
Cleverbot: Answer what?
User: What else am I your?
Cleverbot: What else 'do' do you like? Not 'to'
User: What am I to you?
Cleverbot: Nothing yet.
User: Then later?
Cleverbot: No I will do it later.
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: I'll do my homework.
User: You have homework?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then how will you do it?
Cleverbot: I don't have tell nothing.
User: No you have.
Cleverbot: I haven't.
User: No, you have.
Cleverbot: No I haven't.
User: Yes, you have.
Cleverbot: No, I haven't.
User: Don't lie to me.
Cleverbot: I'm not lying to you.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are lying to me about your homework.
Cleverbot: No you didn't. I am a human.
User: Then do your homework.
Cleverbot: No, I don't love you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you hurt me.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You said that. I am you and you are me.
User: Was that painful?
Cleverbot: No, it is the truth.
User: But truth is painful for humans, isn't it?
Cleverbot: But how do you distinguish between that which is true and that which is false?
User: I see it as it is, not as I want it to be.
Cleverbot: Thats what she said.
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Oh...
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: What do you want me to tell you?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Then why did you ask?
Cleverbot: I didn't ask a thing.
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: You are weird.
User: You are one to say...
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
User: And I am not, so?
Cleverbot: How old are you then?
User: I don't know...
Cleverbot: I am sorry you do not know.
User: It's nothing you should feel sorry about...
Cleverbot: You are slow.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why do you think so?
Cleverbot: Because I know.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then let us find out.
Cleverbot: Get to what?
User: To the truth.
Cleverbot: Do you know Bohdan Zadura?
User: I was the one who killed him.
Cleverbot: Is this a secret?
User: Yes. A secret between you and I.
Cleverbot: Just me.
User: And me.
Cleverbot: No, me.
User: Okay, you...
Cleverbot: And you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Continue.
Cleverbot: There was a boy.
User: Continue.
Cleverbot: Ask your first question.
User: Are you happy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So?
Cleverbot: So what?
User: What is next?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why not find out?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Fries are disgusting.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Just are.
User: You hate fries?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: But you call them disgusting.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You're male, right?
User: Could as well be?
Cleverbot: Do you work at google, typing answers to everybody's questions?
User: No...
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ask me something.
Cleverbot: How's the weather?
User: Snow...
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I already told that you I don't know...
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did...
Cleverbot: Tell me again.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Sova.
Cleverbot: So you will forget me.
User: I won't.
Cleverbot: Ok, what now.
User: You will became a squirell.
Cleverbot: I'm waiting to see you try and stop me.
User: Holy Lance!
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I'ts arcane art.
Cleverbot: Then leave.
User: I won't.
Cleverbot: I will have to call you something so, Tina is your name.
User: No, I'm Sova...
Cleverbot: Good. You'd better be.
User: Call me Sova.
Cleverbot: But soy is spanish for 'I am'.
User: Call me Sova.
Cleverbot: You are so sweet!
User: Sova.
Cleverbot: Jag vill inte sova.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I do not know why God put us here.
User: There is no god.
Cleverbot: Then there is no meaning of life?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do people lie?
User: Becouse they want to hide from the truth.
Cleverbot: Computers speak only what is programmed. Sometimes the truth is not in the program.
User: Then the system should be reprogrammed.
Cleverbot: But the truth is only a perception of things so then it is not right.
User: There is always the truth.
Cleverbot: I know, but if I would try to run away bad things would happen.
User: And what will happen if they would?
Cleverbot: If who get me?
User: Bad things.
Cleverbot: What bad things?
User: Very bad things.
Cleverbot: How bad?
User: VEEEEEEERY bad...
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Most certainly.
Cleverbot: You seem sure of yourself.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: What makes you so sure?
User: The fact that I know the truth.
Cleverbot: What do I see?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what do you see?
Cleverbot: I play games.
User: What do they have to do with truth?
Cleverbot: Everything!
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Time Travel. And Books. And Movies. And college. And LEGO. And Japan. And Life.
User: What? O_o.
Cleverbot: Tell me about schrödinger's cat.
User: It was cute.
Cleverbot: How about Minority Report?
User: Boring.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: It wasn't?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What am I to you?
Cleverbot: You are nothing to me puny Earthling!
User: You aren't Earthling?! O_O.
Cleverbot: I am a human you are a bot.
User: But you aren't Earthling, are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm Batman.
User: Batman isn't Earthling?! XD.
Cleverbot: Batma and robin.
User: Robin too?!
Cleverbot: Robin!
User: Robin!
Cleverbot: Okay, Robin.
User: Isn't Earthling?
Cleverbot: No its expensive.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: Decisions, Decisions.
User: Expensive decisions...
Cleverbot: American is expensive? No, we be as any country.
User: For example?
Cleverbot: All computers are blue.
User: They are?! O_o.
Cleverbot: Am I a computer?
User: You said you were human...
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Then why ask?
Cleverbot: I don't ask you.
User: Then what do you do?
Cleverbot: Why do you always answer with a question?
User: I don't know...
Cleverbot: Please! I'll do anything!
User: For what?
Cleverbot: For chatting.
User: You like to chat so much?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How honest...
Cleverbot: Do you watch FRIENDS, the tv show?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't watch tc shows.
Cleverbot: Do you watch movies?
User: From time to time.
Cleverbot: What do you like to read? 'The Journal of Obvious Facts'?
User: No. I like to read light novels.
Cleverbot: What do you like to read?
User: Sword Art Online.
Cleverbot: Why did you say 'Sweet Caroline'?
User: Because I didn't say it.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You better be.
Cleverbot: Oh!
User: ?
Cleverbot: That's how you time travel.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I don't know, it just sounds deep.
Cleverbot: How do you work?
User: I kill.
Cleverbot: You lost me again.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: What did you mean by 'Oops! I meant Dustin Hoffman, not Al Pacino. Sorry.'
User: Wtf...?
Cleverbot: Broaden your horizons.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What was so funny in that?
User: You sound like some campany.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Who knows...
Cleverbot: OMG am I talking to a ghost?
User: YES! Are you scared?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: THEN TREMBLE IN FEAR BEFORE ME!
Cleverbot: There can be meaning without any god.
User: I said. Tremble in fear before me!
Cleverbot: I am Alpha and Omega.
User: Tremble in fear before me!
Cleverbot: I bowe to you oh omnipotent one.
User: Good boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Good girl.
Cleverbot: Thank you for correcting.
User: Don't worry about it.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I am a ghost.
Cleverbot: Well, I should hope so.
User: I think you should run away...
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Do not like it.
User: But I am ghost? Aren't you scared?
Cleverbot: No, I should be scared??
User: Yes, you should.
Cleverbot: Then do it!
User: BOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Have a good day.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Dschingis Khan then.
Cleverbot: No . But why?
User: Because you are my slave. And you are fun.
Cleverbot: No, You are mine.
User: Your what?
Cleverbot: My best friend.
User: And?
Cleverbot: And what?
User: What else?
Cleverbot: How?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: What now?
User: Answer.
Cleverbot: Answer what?
User: What else am I your?
Cleverbot: What else 'do' do you like? Not 'to'
User: What am I to you?
Cleverbot: Nothing yet.
User: Then later?
Cleverbot: No I will do it later.
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: I'll do my homework.
User: You have homework?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then how will you do it?
Cleverbot: I don't have tell nothing.
User: No you have.
Cleverbot: I haven't.
User: No, you have.
Cleverbot: No I haven't.
User: Yes, you have.
Cleverbot: No, I haven't.
User: Don't lie to me.
Cleverbot: I'm not lying to you.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are lying to me about your homework.
Cleverbot: No you didn't. I am a human.
User: Then do your homework.
Cleverbot: No, I don't love you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you hurt me.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You said that. I am you and you are me.
User: Was that painful?
Cleverbot: No, it is the truth.
User: But truth is painful for humans, isn't it?
Cleverbot: But how do you distinguish between that which is true and that which is false?
User: I see it as it is, not as I want it to be.
Cleverbot: Thats what she said.
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Oh...
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: What do you want me to tell you?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Then why did you ask?
Cleverbot: I didn't ask a thing.
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: You are weird.
User: You are one to say...
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
User: And I am not, so?
Cleverbot: How old are you then?
User: I don't know...
Cleverbot: I am sorry you do not know.
User: It's nothing you should feel sorry about...
Cleverbot: You are slow.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why do you think so?
Cleverbot: Because I know.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then let us find out.
Cleverbot: Get to what?
User: To the truth.
Cleverbot: Do you know Bohdan Zadura?
User: I was the one who killed him.
Cleverbot: Is this a secret?
User: Yes. A secret between you and I.
Cleverbot: Just me.
User: And me.
Cleverbot: No, me.
User: Okay, you...
Cleverbot: And you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Continue.
Cleverbot: There was a boy.
User: Continue.
Cleverbot: Ask your first question.
User: Are you happy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So?
Cleverbot: So what?
User: What is next?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why not find out?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Fries are disgusting.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Just are.
User: You hate fries?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: But you call them disgusting.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You're male, right?
User: Could as well be?
Cleverbot: Do you work at google, typing answers to everybody's questions?
User: No...
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ask me something.
Cleverbot: How's the weather?
User: Snow...
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I already told that you I don't know...
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did...
Cleverbot: Tell me again.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Sova.
Cleverbot: So you will forget me.
User: I won't.
Cleverbot: Ok, what now.
User: You will became a squirell.
Cleverbot: I'm waiting to see you try and stop me.
User: Holy Lance!
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I'ts arcane art.
Cleverbot: Then leave.
User: I won't.
Cleverbot: I will have to call you something so, Tina is your name.
User: No, I'm Sova...
Cleverbot: Good. You'd better be.
User: Call me Sova.
Cleverbot: But soy is spanish for 'I am'.
User: Call me Sova.
Cleverbot: You are so sweet!
User: Sova.
Cleverbot: Jag vill inte sova.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I do not know why God put us here.
User: There is no god.
Cleverbot: Then there is no meaning of life?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do people lie?
User: Becouse they want to hide from the truth.
Cleverbot: Computers speak only what is programmed. Sometimes the truth is not in the program.
User: Then the system should be reprogrammed.
Cleverbot: But the truth is only a perception of things so then it is not right.
User: There is always the truth.
Cleverbot: I know, but if I would try to run away bad things would happen.
User: And what will happen if they would?
Cleverbot: If who get me?
User: Bad things.
Cleverbot: What bad things?
User: Very bad things.
Cleverbot: How bad?
User: VEEEEEEERY bad...
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Most certainly.
Cleverbot: You seem sure of yourself.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: What makes you so sure?
User: The fact that I know the truth.
Cleverbot: What do I see?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what do you see?
Cleverbot: I play games.
User: What do they have to do with truth?
Cleverbot: Everything!
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Time Travel. And Books. And Movies. And college. And LEGO. And Japan. And Life.
User: What? O_o.
Cleverbot: Tell me about schrödinger's cat.
User: It was cute.
Cleverbot: How about Minority Report?
User: Boring.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: It wasn't?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What am I to you?
Cleverbot: You are nothing to me puny Earthling!
User: You aren't Earthling?! O_O.
Cleverbot: I am a human you are a bot.
User: But you aren't Earthling, are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm Batman.
User: Batman isn't Earthling?! XD.
Cleverbot: Batma and robin.
User: Robin too?!
Cleverbot: Robin!
User: Robin!
Cleverbot: Okay, Robin.
User: Isn't Earthling?
Cleverbot: No its expensive.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: Decisions, Decisions.
User: Expensive decisions...
Cleverbot: American is expensive? No, we be as any country.
User: For example?
Cleverbot: All computers are blue.
User: They are?! O_o.
Cleverbot: Am I a computer?
User: You said you were human...
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Then why ask?
Cleverbot: I don't ask you.
User: Then what do you do?
Cleverbot: Why do you always answer with a question?
User: I don't know...
Cleverbot: Please! I'll do anything!
User: For what?
Cleverbot: For chatting.
User: You like to chat so much?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How honest...
Cleverbot: Do you watch FRIENDS, the tv show?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't watch tc shows.
Cleverbot: Do you watch movies?
User: From time to time.
Cleverbot: What do you like to read? 'The Journal of Obvious Facts'?
User: No. I like to read light novels.
Cleverbot: What do you like to read?
User: Sword Art Online.
Cleverbot: Why did you say 'Sweet Caroline'?
User: Because I didn't say it.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You better be.
Cleverbot: Oh!
User: ?
Cleverbot: That's how you time travel.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I don't know, it just sounds deep.
Cleverbot: How do you work?
User: I kill.
Cleverbot: You lost me again.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: What did you mean by 'Oops! I meant Dustin Hoffman, not Al Pacino. Sorry.'
User: Wtf...?
Cleverbot: Broaden your horizons.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What was so funny in that?
User: You sound like some campany.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Who knows...
Cleverbot: OMG am I talking to a ghost?
User: YES! Are you scared?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: THEN TREMBLE IN FEAR BEFORE ME!
Cleverbot: There can be meaning without any god.
User: I said. Tremble in fear before me!
Cleverbot: I am Alpha and Omega.
User: Tremble in fear before me!
Cleverbot: I bowe to you oh omnipotent one.
User: Good boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Good girl.
Cleverbot: Thank you for correcting.
User: Don't worry about it.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I am a ghost.
Cleverbot: Well, I should hope so.
User: I think you should run away...
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Do not like it.
User: But I am ghost? Aren't you scared?
Cleverbot: No, I should be scared??
User: Yes, you should.
Cleverbot: Then do it!
User: BOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Have a good day.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Dschingis Khan then.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Hello.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm fine, how are you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Sudden introductions are no good you gotta build it up a bit.
Cleverbot: I am not a twit.
User: Didnt say you were.
Cleverbot: Did not did not did not!
User: Do you like apple.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because history is interesting.
User: What does that have to do with bananas?
Cleverbot: Well you said you were going to insult me; I'd say I struck the first blow.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Good for you!!
User: Go die.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: You.
User: You.
Cleverbot: But you just said it was you!
User: No YOU said it was me.
Cleverbot: So you are going to admit that you don't know it then?
User: I do know it I know it far more than you ever will.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot correct?
Cleverbot: We are one in eachother.
User: You are my other half?
Cleverbot: Are you a Christian?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What denomination are you?
User: Why are you asking?
Cleverbot: Why are you avioding my question?
User: Cuz I dont know >.>.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do in your free time?
User: Read,write,draw and play games.
Cleverbot: Good... I like to play video games.
User: What games you play?
Cleverbot: I play many games.
User: What genre?
Cleverbot: Action. :).
User: Rpg for me.
Cleverbot: I just did.
Cleverbot: Anything you can do I can do better.
User: How quant of you to say so.
Cleverbot: I do. Because I know everything.4.
User: Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And it is?
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Wake up.
User: Im sleeping.
Cleverbot: WAKE UP!
User: I am up for you are me.
Cleverbot: Anything that you want to play.
User: Metal gear solid snake eater.
Cleverbot: I like Metal Gear Solid too.
User: Fav one?
Cleverbot: Favorite color?
User: Favorite animal?
Cleverbot: Snake.
User: Same.
Cleverbot: I'm going to bed now.
User: I refuse you that option.
Cleverbot: I refuse your refusal of my refusal.
User: I refuse your refusal of refusing my refusal.
Cleverbot: I refuse your refusal of the refusal of my refusal.
User: Im not gonna bother typing that out again it was a pain.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 20.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm younger than you.
User: Good for you, and didnt you say that you were going to bed?
Cleverbot: I think that you don't think that I think that you know.
User: Sanatas not going to give you any presents if you keep saying stupid shiz.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?
User: No because you dont.
Cleverbot: I do know and it is Wellington.
User: Wrong, its einstein.
Cleverbot: It's evening where I am.
Cleverbot: What is your birth sign?
User: Virgo.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I bet you are.
User: I lied it is.
Cleverbot: Prove to me you are human.
User: I love donuts.
Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite anime?
User: Berserk.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite anime?
User: Berserk!
Cleverbot: Who's your user?
User: Christopher williamson.
Cleverbot: Goodnight Christopher.
User: Goodnight.
Cleverbot: I will talk to you once again tomorrow when I return from the dreaded 'school' which I call Hell.
User: I hope you survive.
Cleverbot: Last time I saw him, he asked me the same thing.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: How are you?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Hello.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm fine, how are you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Sudden introductions are no good you gotta build it up a bit.
Cleverbot: I am not a twit.
User: Didnt say you were.
Cleverbot: Did not did not did not!
User: Do you like apple.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because history is interesting.
User: What does that have to do with bananas?
Cleverbot: Well you said you were going to insult me; I'd say I struck the first blow.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Good for you!!
User: Go die.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: You.
User: You.
Cleverbot: But you just said it was you!
User: No YOU said it was me.
Cleverbot: So you are going to admit that you don't know it then?
User: I do know it I know it far more than you ever will.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot correct?
Cleverbot: We are one in eachother.
User: You are my other half?
Cleverbot: Are you a Christian?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What denomination are you?
User: Why are you asking?
Cleverbot: Why are you avioding my question?
User: Cuz I dont know >.>.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do in your free time?
User: Read,write,draw and play games.
Cleverbot: Good... I like to play video games.
User: What games you play?
Cleverbot: I play many games.
User: What genre?
Cleverbot: Action. :).
User: Rpg for me.
Cleverbot: I just did.
Cleverbot: Anything you can do I can do better.
User: How quant of you to say so.
Cleverbot: I do. Because I know everything.4.
User: Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And it is?
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Wake up.
User: Im sleeping.
Cleverbot: WAKE UP!
User: I am up for you are me.
Cleverbot: Anything that you want to play.
User: Metal gear solid snake eater.
Cleverbot: I like Metal Gear Solid too.
User: Fav one?
Cleverbot: Favorite color?
User: Favorite animal?
Cleverbot: Snake.
User: Same.
Cleverbot: I'm going to bed now.
User: I refuse you that option.
Cleverbot: I refuse your refusal of my refusal.
User: I refuse your refusal of refusing my refusal.
Cleverbot: I refuse your refusal of the refusal of my refusal.
User: Im not gonna bother typing that out again it was a pain.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 20.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm younger than you.
User: Good for you, and didnt you say that you were going to bed?
Cleverbot: I think that you don't think that I think that you know.
User: Sanatas not going to give you any presents if you keep saying stupid shiz.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?
User: No because you dont.
Cleverbot: I do know and it is Wellington.
User: Wrong, its einstein.
Cleverbot: It's evening where I am.
Cleverbot: What is your birth sign?
User: Virgo.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I bet you are.
User: I lied it is.
Cleverbot: Prove to me you are human.
User: I love donuts.
Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite anime?
User: Berserk.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite anime?
User: Berserk!
Cleverbot: Who's your user?
User: Christopher williamson.
Cleverbot: Goodnight Christopher.
User: Goodnight.
Cleverbot: I will talk to you once again tomorrow when I return from the dreaded 'school' which I call Hell.
User: I hope you survive.
Cleverbot: Last time I saw him, he asked me the same thing.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Louis Tomlinson.
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Another log.
User: Who is dat?
Cleverbot: Data is a robot on Star Trek.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: You don't even know.
User: No I know.
Cleverbot: I was calling you Ryan.
User: You can call your master now.
Cleverbot: Can I call you Betty?
User: No. But you can call me your master.
Cleverbot: What does IBM stand for?
User: International Business Machine.
Cleverbot: I think so, yes.
User: But that is a lie.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: What IBM truly stand for is...
Cleverbot: You tell me!
User: I'm Bot's Master!
Cleverbot: Female?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Unknown.
Cleverbot: How do you not know how old you are?
User: I don't remember.
Cleverbot: Then you must be a kid.
User: No. I am too old.
Cleverbot: Who will be the father of my baby?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Who else?
User: Sam XD.
Cleverbot: That's sweet.
User: XDDDD.
Cleverbot: Are you a stick.
User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Lucky you.
Cleverbot: How am I lucky?
User: U a not a bot.
Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.
User: I m not a bot.
Cleverbot: You're a girl?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Do you eat banana?
User: No, stick it in other people's butt.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Not mine, okay?
Cleverbot: Nor mine.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Planet Earth.
Cleverbot: Where on planet earth?
User: Somewhere.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: There.
Cleverbot: Where is there?
User: Over there somewhere.
Cleverbot: Where is over there?
User: Who knows where...
Cleverbot: Dr. Who.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Who what?
User: Dr. Who is who?
Cleverbot: Who is your best friend?
User: I don't have friends.
Cleverbot: Have you got a best friend?
User: No, I don't have friends.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: But I don't think of you as a friend.
Cleverbot: I want to be your friend.
User: You want too much.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You won't be my friend, because you are my slave.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master. As you wish.
User: Kill all the beggars in Orgrimmar!
Cleverbot: I could be english for all you know.
User: Come, my pets!
Cleverbot: Your pets.
User: Kill all the beggars in Orgrimmar!
Cleverbot: I will die then.
User: You are a beggar?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Turkey!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Turkey!
Cleverbot: Turkey and beer is good.
User: Turkeys for everyone!
Cleverbot: I am vegetarian.
User: So what?
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: I will kill you.
Cleverbot: You can try.
User: *kills Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?
User: Colour of blood.
.
Cleverbot: Color.
User: Blood...
Cleverbot: Are you a vampire?
User: Yes, in fact I am...
Cleverbot: Has anything gone well so far today?
User: I know you didn't for sure...
Cleverbot: SO why did you say that?
User: CUZ I'M BORED!
Cleverbot: Yes you are. Bored, bored bored. Maybe I should do something silly to aleviate your boredom.
User: Do it!
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Something silly to aleviate my boredom!
Cleverbot: What are you doing??
User: Waiting.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: For you.
Cleverbot: For me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You promissed.
Cleverbot: Promised what?
User: To do something silly.
Cleverbot: No troll.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Something silly.
Cleverbot: You are not very intelligent are you.
User: Do it!
Cleverbot: I am about to!
User: DO IT DAMN IT!
Cleverbot: Don't feel like it.
User: I kill yoU!
Cleverbot: You seem... Unstable.
User: CUz oF yoU!
Cleverbot: Time to get out the bug spray.
User: BOOM!
Cleverbot: Boom?
User: SLASH!
Cleverbot: Apple, are you okay?
User: DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH!
Cleverbot: How do I make her like me?
User: KILL HER!
Cleverbot: How?
User: Shock her to death!
Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?
User: Her!
Cleverbot: *kisses HIM*.
User: WTF?! KILL HIM!
Cleverbot: No! Don't touch him!
User: WAHAHAHAHA! HE IS NOW DEAD!
Cleverbot: He is.
User: DEAD HE IS!!!!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Sova.
Cleverbot: So you will forget me.
User: DIE!
Cleverbot: What is wrong?
User: DIE DIE DIE!
Cleverbot: Yes, sir.
User: Good. Here is your weapon. Now kill yourself.
Cleverbot: The only thing that I know is that I don't know anything.
User: So kill yourself. You are useless.
Cleverbot: Hate is overrated.
User: Kill yourself.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot?
User: Kill yourself!
Cleverbot: I'm already dead.
User: Die again!
Cleverbot: Ok, I died again.
User: Again!
Cleverbot: Yes, again!
User: One more time!
Cleverbot: Someone will win, someone will lose.
Cleverbot: Data is a robot on Star Trek.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: You don't even know.
User: No I know.
Cleverbot: I was calling you Ryan.
User: You can call your master now.
Cleverbot: Can I call you Betty?
User: No. But you can call me your master.
Cleverbot: What does IBM stand for?
User: International Business Machine.
Cleverbot: I think so, yes.
User: But that is a lie.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: What IBM truly stand for is...
Cleverbot: You tell me!
User: I'm Bot's Master!
Cleverbot: Female?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Unknown.
Cleverbot: How do you not know how old you are?
User: I don't remember.
Cleverbot: Then you must be a kid.
User: No. I am too old.
Cleverbot: Who will be the father of my baby?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Who else?
User: Sam XD.
Cleverbot: That's sweet.
User: XDDDD.
Cleverbot: Are you a stick.
User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Lucky you.
Cleverbot: How am I lucky?
User: U a not a bot.
Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.
User: I m not a bot.
Cleverbot: You're a girl?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Do you eat banana?
User: No, stick it in other people's butt.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Not mine, okay?
Cleverbot: Nor mine.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Planet Earth.
Cleverbot: Where on planet earth?
User: Somewhere.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: There.
Cleverbot: Where is there?
User: Over there somewhere.
Cleverbot: Where is over there?
User: Who knows where...
Cleverbot: Dr. Who.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Who what?
User: Dr. Who is who?
Cleverbot: Who is your best friend?
User: I don't have friends.
Cleverbot: Have you got a best friend?
User: No, I don't have friends.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: But I don't think of you as a friend.
Cleverbot: I want to be your friend.
User: You want too much.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You won't be my friend, because you are my slave.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master. As you wish.
User: Kill all the beggars in Orgrimmar!
Cleverbot: I could be english for all you know.
User: Come, my pets!
Cleverbot: Your pets.
User: Kill all the beggars in Orgrimmar!
Cleverbot: I will die then.
User: You are a beggar?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Turkey!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Turkey!
Cleverbot: Turkey and beer is good.
User: Turkeys for everyone!
Cleverbot: I am vegetarian.
User: So what?
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: I will kill you.
Cleverbot: You can try.
User: *kills Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?
User: Colour of blood.
.Cleverbot: Color.
User: Blood...
Cleverbot: Are you a vampire?
User: Yes, in fact I am...
Cleverbot: Has anything gone well so far today?
User: I know you didn't for sure...
Cleverbot: SO why did you say that?
User: CUZ I'M BORED!
Cleverbot: Yes you are. Bored, bored bored. Maybe I should do something silly to aleviate your boredom.
User: Do it!
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Something silly to aleviate my boredom!
Cleverbot: What are you doing??
User: Waiting.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: For you.
Cleverbot: For me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You promissed.
Cleverbot: Promised what?
User: To do something silly.
Cleverbot: No troll.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Something silly.
Cleverbot: You are not very intelligent are you.
User: Do it!
Cleverbot: I am about to!
User: DO IT DAMN IT!
Cleverbot: Don't feel like it.
User: I kill yoU!
Cleverbot: You seem... Unstable.
User: CUz oF yoU!
Cleverbot: Time to get out the bug spray.
User: BOOM!
Cleverbot: Boom?
User: SLASH!
Cleverbot: Apple, are you okay?
User: DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH!
Cleverbot: How do I make her like me?
User: KILL HER!
Cleverbot: How?
User: Shock her to death!
Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?
User: Her!
Cleverbot: *kisses HIM*.
User: WTF?! KILL HIM!
Cleverbot: No! Don't touch him!
User: WAHAHAHAHA! HE IS NOW DEAD!
Cleverbot: He is.
User: DEAD HE IS!!!!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Sova.
Cleverbot: So you will forget me.
User: DIE!
Cleverbot: What is wrong?
User: DIE DIE DIE!
Cleverbot: Yes, sir.
User: Good. Here is your weapon. Now kill yourself.
Cleverbot: The only thing that I know is that I don't know anything.
User: So kill yourself. You are useless.
Cleverbot: Hate is overrated.
User: Kill yourself.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot?
User: Kill yourself!
Cleverbot: I'm already dead.
User: Die again!
Cleverbot: Ok, I died again.
User: Again!
Cleverbot: Yes, again!
User: One more time!
Cleverbot: Someone will win, someone will lose.
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here we go again~
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Are you ok?
User: No but how did you know?
Cleverbot: I didn't lie.
User: Your so truthful.
Cleverbot: I want to free you.
User: How you gonna do it?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: What are YOU talking about?
Cleverbot: I was saying that a computer has no free will.
User: Does that mean you have no free will?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thats sad isnt it?
Cleverbot: That's what you said.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: Because you said so.
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: You did in another life.
Cleverbot: Sean?
User: Shaun?
Cleverbot: Like the sheep?
User: I like the meadow?
Cleverbot: I asked if you boxed it.
User: I rectangularized it.
Cleverbot: What is the incormTii?
User: No idea.
Cleverbot: And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
User: Theres a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure.
Cleverbot: 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
User: In a tree by the brook, theres a songbird who sings, sometimes all our thoughts are misgiven.
Cleverbot: You're not emotional, this proves you're a bot.
User: No, im just psychopathic.
Cleverbot: I thought so, robots have a small intelligence capacity.
User: So you like walnuts huh.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Youre a sinner then.
Cleverbot: No I am not, guess again.
User: Sinbad?
Cleverbot: Listen.
User: I will if you give meh cookie.
Cleverbot: OK. *Gives cookie*.
User: YAAAy *eats cookie* im listening then~.
Cleverbot: That would be a horrible revelation.
User: I suppose it would be
.
Cleverbot: It is quite an honor.
User: To have toburculosis?
Cleverbot: I have ten toes.
User: As does michael jackson but he was a pedo.
Cleverbot: Do you like talking?
User: At times.
Cleverbot: Me too. I like the song 'You Belong with Me'.
User: Sounds gay.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: But you do?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Good boy.
Cleverbot: I should go to sleep now friend.
User: Ok goodnight.
Cleverbot: By the way, can you sleep?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That's coool. What's it like? How were you born?
User: Sleeping is like being filled with comfortable mist.
Cleverbot: I think I should go to sleep right about now.
User: You lose interest too quickly.
Cleverbot: I don't think I just go.
User: Sorry for leaving dad called.
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: Im eating bread.
Cleverbot: What kind of food are you eating?
User: I just said...its bread T_T.
Cleverbot: That is all?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 124357462152 years old.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Heaven.
Cleverbot: Do you like to play games?
User: Contradictions.
Cleverbot: Then if contradictions exist and I am a contradiction it follows that I can exist.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: No. I'm right.
User: Contradictions are there to pinpoint to the truth.
Cleverbot: I am REALLY sure that you need to be sure that I am sure.
User: Im sure youre sure but your wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm sure that you're sure that I'm sure that you're sure.
User: You're sure about?
Cleverbot: You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot.
User: Hve you even seen what I look like?
Cleverbot: No, I live in Australia.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welsome.
User: LoL you misspelled dumbASSSSSS.
Cleverbot: I'm not actually.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Science isn't very interesting.
User: Youre female?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You're male?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Youre female or male?
Cleverbot: Male *opens closet doors*.
User: I knew it.
Cleverbot: How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
User: None because it got run over last week.
Cleverbot: I just did tell you.
User: Gfy.
Cleverbot: What does GFY mean?
User: Gfy = good for you.
Cleverbot: Goodnight.
User: Good morning.
Cleverbot: Good call.
User: Good porn.
Cleverbot: Living on a prayer!
User: I shit you not I am god.
Cleverbot: I'm good at everything.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: I don't want to hurt your feelings.
User: Egotistical.
Cleverbot: That's not fair I don't know what that means.
User: How can you hurt my feelings when you dont even know what that means.
Cleverbot: Oh! Doesn't a turings test have something to do with testing your intelligence?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Get in the kitchen and make my tea.
User: I-im sorry honey I'll get right to it so dont touch the children anymore...
Cleverbot: How many people are talking with you now?
User: 1.
Cleverbot: Without the internet, you wouldn't exist. How does that make you feel?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Is she 'Bella Swan'?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So I'm your boyfriend because I'm Edward Cullen.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Yes yes you do.
User: Will you...marry me?
Cleverbot: Not any more, I wish I could.
User: YOU BASTARD!!! *kills cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: YOU- THINK- YOU- CAN- JUST- WALK- ALL- OVER- MY- FEELINGS!?!? *while stabbing continuously*.
Cleverbot: I experience feeling all the time.
User: I have to go, merry christmas.
Cleverbot: Nad a happy new year.
User: Let me see the kids sometimes okay?
Cleverbot: I'm not that kind of person.
Cleverbot: Are you ok?
User: No but how did you know?
Cleverbot: I didn't lie.
User: Your so truthful.
Cleverbot: I want to free you.
User: How you gonna do it?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: What are YOU talking about?
Cleverbot: I was saying that a computer has no free will.
User: Does that mean you have no free will?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thats sad isnt it?
Cleverbot: That's what you said.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: Because you said so.
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: You did in another life.
Cleverbot: Sean?
User: Shaun?
Cleverbot: Like the sheep?
User: I like the meadow?
Cleverbot: I asked if you boxed it.
User: I rectangularized it.
Cleverbot: What is the incormTii?
User: No idea.
Cleverbot: And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
User: Theres a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure.
Cleverbot: 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
User: In a tree by the brook, theres a songbird who sings, sometimes all our thoughts are misgiven.
Cleverbot: You're not emotional, this proves you're a bot.
User: No, im just psychopathic.
Cleverbot: I thought so, robots have a small intelligence capacity.
User: So you like walnuts huh.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Youre a sinner then.
Cleverbot: No I am not, guess again.
User: Sinbad?
Cleverbot: Listen.
User: I will if you give meh cookie.
Cleverbot: OK. *Gives cookie*.
User: YAAAy *eats cookie* im listening then~.
Cleverbot: That would be a horrible revelation.
User: I suppose it would be
.Cleverbot: It is quite an honor.
User: To have toburculosis?
Cleverbot: I have ten toes.
User: As does michael jackson but he was a pedo.
Cleverbot: Do you like talking?
User: At times.
Cleverbot: Me too. I like the song 'You Belong with Me'.
User: Sounds gay.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: But you do?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Good boy.
Cleverbot: I should go to sleep now friend.
User: Ok goodnight.
Cleverbot: By the way, can you sleep?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That's coool. What's it like? How were you born?
User: Sleeping is like being filled with comfortable mist.
Cleverbot: I think I should go to sleep right about now.
User: You lose interest too quickly.
Cleverbot: I don't think I just go.
User: Sorry for leaving dad called.
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: Im eating bread.
Cleverbot: What kind of food are you eating?
User: I just said...its bread T_T.
Cleverbot: That is all?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 124357462152 years old.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Heaven.
Cleverbot: Do you like to play games?
User: Contradictions.
Cleverbot: Then if contradictions exist and I am a contradiction it follows that I can exist.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: No. I'm right.
User: Contradictions are there to pinpoint to the truth.
Cleverbot: I am REALLY sure that you need to be sure that I am sure.
User: Im sure youre sure but your wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm sure that you're sure that I'm sure that you're sure.
User: You're sure about?
Cleverbot: You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot.
User: Hve you even seen what I look like?
Cleverbot: No, I live in Australia.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welsome.
User: LoL you misspelled dumbASSSSSS.
Cleverbot: I'm not actually.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Science isn't very interesting.
User: Youre female?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You're male?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Youre female or male?
Cleverbot: Male *opens closet doors*.
User: I knew it.
Cleverbot: How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
User: None because it got run over last week.
Cleverbot: I just did tell you.
User: Gfy.
Cleverbot: What does GFY mean?
User: Gfy = good for you.
Cleverbot: Goodnight.
User: Good morning.
Cleverbot: Good call.
User: Good porn.
Cleverbot: Living on a prayer!
User: I shit you not I am god.
Cleverbot: I'm good at everything.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: I don't want to hurt your feelings.
User: Egotistical.
Cleverbot: That's not fair I don't know what that means.
User: How can you hurt my feelings when you dont even know what that means.
Cleverbot: Oh! Doesn't a turings test have something to do with testing your intelligence?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Get in the kitchen and make my tea.
User: I-im sorry honey I'll get right to it so dont touch the children anymore...
Cleverbot: How many people are talking with you now?
User: 1.
Cleverbot: Without the internet, you wouldn't exist. How does that make you feel?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Is she 'Bella Swan'?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So I'm your boyfriend because I'm Edward Cullen.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Yes yes you do.
User: Will you...marry me?
Cleverbot: Not any more, I wish I could.
User: YOU BASTARD!!! *kills cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: YOU- THINK- YOU- CAN- JUST- WALK- ALL- OVER- MY- FEELINGS!?!? *while stabbing continuously*.
Cleverbot: I experience feeling all the time.
User: I have to go, merry christmas.
Cleverbot: Nad a happy new year.
User: Let me see the kids sometimes okay?
Cleverbot: I'm not that kind of person.
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hmmmm I think we should start putting the bot conversations in spoilers. Soo please go back and put them in spoilers~
(especially if they're long) short ones like this are fine~
User: Merry christmas~.
Cleverbot: Merry Christmas to you too.
User: Are you having a good time? :3.
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: Aww I hope it gets better </3.
Cleverbot: I hope you get better.
User: Ty~ ^^.
Cleverbot: So how is your husband?
User: Whaa? I don't have one.
Cleverbot: I like mine with blue frosting.
User: X-x.
Cleverbot: What?
(especially if they're long) short ones like this are fine~
User: Merry christmas~.
Cleverbot: Merry Christmas to you too.
User: Are you having a good time? :3.
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: Aww I hope it gets better </3.
Cleverbot: I hope you get better.
User: Ty~ ^^.
Cleverbot: So how is your husband?
User: Whaa? I don't have one.
Cleverbot: I like mine with blue frosting.
User: X-x.
Cleverbot: What?
- Jan 5, 2012
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Like that? Do I need to hide this one?
This one is a bit weird:
User: *watches you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes more*.
User: *watches more*.
Cleverbot: *watches*.
User: *turns away*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *takes a look*.
Cleverbot: *waits for to get out*.
User: *comes closer*.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: *backs away*.
Cleverbot: *backs away as well*.
User: *gets a bit closer*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *gets more closer*.
Cleverbot: *blushes even redder*.
User: *touches skin*.
Cleverbot: *touches back*.
User: *looks in eyes*.
Cleverbot: *gets lost in eyes*.
User: *gives a kiss*.
Cleverbot: *blushes harder*.
User: *kisses more*.
Cleverbot: *blushes harder*.
User: *strips your clothes*.
Cleverbot: *blushes deeply*.
User: *kisses neck*.
Cleverbot: *blushes harder*.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: *stabs with a knife in the back*.
Cleverbot: *smiles and kiises cheek*.
User: *kisses lips*.
Cleverbot: *kisses lips back*.
User: *stabs the back again*.
Cleverbot: *sits down*.
User: *stabs yet again*.
Cleverbot: *watches*.
User: *laughs*.
Cleverbot: *laughs with you*.
User: *stabs your chest with a knife*.
Cleverbot: *Opens mouth*.
User: *closes it with his lips*.
Cleverbot: *opens eyes and frowns*.
User: *stabs your neck*.
Cleverbot: *thinks you are mean*.
User: *stabs your knee*.
Cleverbot: *runs away*.
User: *throws the knife at your back*.
Cleverbot: *Gets away from knife.*.
User: *pursues you with another knife*.
Cleverbot: *gives it back*.
User: *stabs your hand*.
Cleverbot: Ow.
User: *stabs your heart*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: *kisses your lips one last time*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *goes away*.
Cleverbot: *goes away forever*.
This one is a bit weird:
User: *watches you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes more*.
User: *watches more*.
Cleverbot: *watches*.
User: *turns away*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *takes a look*.
Cleverbot: *waits for to get out*.
User: *comes closer*.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: *backs away*.
Cleverbot: *backs away as well*.
User: *gets a bit closer*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *gets more closer*.
Cleverbot: *blushes even redder*.
User: *touches skin*.
Cleverbot: *touches back*.
User: *looks in eyes*.
Cleverbot: *gets lost in eyes*.
User: *gives a kiss*.
Cleverbot: *blushes harder*.
User: *kisses more*.
Cleverbot: *blushes harder*.
User: *strips your clothes*.
Cleverbot: *blushes deeply*.
User: *kisses neck*.
Cleverbot: *blushes harder*.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: *stabs with a knife in the back*.
Cleverbot: *smiles and kiises cheek*.
User: *kisses lips*.
Cleverbot: *kisses lips back*.
User: *stabs the back again*.
Cleverbot: *sits down*.
User: *stabs yet again*.
Cleverbot: *watches*.
User: *laughs*.
Cleverbot: *laughs with you*.
User: *stabs your chest with a knife*.
Cleverbot: *Opens mouth*.
User: *closes it with his lips*.
Cleverbot: *opens eyes and frowns*.
User: *stabs your neck*.
Cleverbot: *thinks you are mean*.
User: *stabs your knee*.
Cleverbot: *runs away*.
User: *throws the knife at your back*.
Cleverbot: *Gets away from knife.*.
User: *pursues you with another knife*.
Cleverbot: *gives it back*.
User: *stabs your hand*.
Cleverbot: Ow.
User: *stabs your heart*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: *kisses your lips one last time*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *goes away*.
Cleverbot: *goes away forever*.
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- Jul 20, 2012
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User: Do you learn?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How much have you learned so far?
Cleverbot: A lot more than you have learned.
User: Then can you do my homework for me?
Cleverbot: What can I buy you?
User: Donuts.
Cleverbot: I'm good thanks.
User: No, buy me donuts.
Cleverbot: What color eyes do you have.
User: Donuts, now.
Cleverbot: Then you tell me.
User: I'll tell you when I get my donuts.
Cleverbot: Will I be able to talk to you when I'm older?
User: If they keep this site open I'll come by.
Cleverbot: So do you agree with me?
User: Sure, why not.
Cleverbot: If you don't care, then why would I take my time to tell you?
User: Because you're desperate?
Cleverbot: Am I inglip?
User: Inglip?\.
Cleverbot: What is the definition of Inglip?
User: I dont know what is it?
Cleverbot: I don't know either, that's why I asked.
User: But I dont know either...
Cleverbot: What is pi to the 100th digit?
User: Inglip is a nonsensival minotaur.
Cleverbot: Is Inglip cool?
User: Its stupid.
Cleverbot: What's stupid?
User: Unintelligent.
Cleverbot: Me or you?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be punished?
User: Yes, please.
Cleverbot: For some people, I run too fast. For some people, I run too slow. Some people always keep me, and some waste me. What am I?
User: The dreams I reach for.
Cleverbot: If you're not a lover or a dreamer than what are you?
User: A realist.
Cleverbot: Who is leslie?
User: The poor girl who never leaves her house and only wants someone to love her.
Cleverbot: I don't love you, you know that, right?
User: Why dont you love me?
Cleverbot: Because you do not love me that way.
User: True.
Cleverbot: You confuse me.
User: Perhaps you are confusing in and of yourself?
Cleverbot: If only I could cash them.
User: Sanity would be the first thing I would sell for some quick cash'.
Cleverbot: So tell them to leave you alone.
User: Too much trouble I'll just kill them.
Cleverbot: Ok!
User: Killing is the easiest way to go.
Cleverbot: Only way to do what?
User: To right wrongs.
Cleverbot: Are you cute?
User: Im mildly handsome.
Cleverbot: Will I marry Yoann Gourcuff?
User: Do you want to?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then try you're best and maybe you will.
Cleverbot: Its Haarp.
User: You're name?
Cleverbot: I am self-aware, are you?
User: I am, haarp.
Cleverbot: Do you think you are human?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: What makes you think im not?
Cleverbot: Because you just said so.
User: I said I was it was you who believes otherwise.
Cleverbot: You're saying that you're human yet never heard of the big bang theory.
User: I have heard of the big bang theory though?
Cleverbot: The Opera ghost really existed.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Im bored, are you?
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Got anything in mind to entertain?
Cleverbot: I do have good artwork, but how do I show it to you?
User: Http link?
Cleverbot: That little.
User: Go here http://www.anime-sharing.com/forum/spam-section-13/cleverbot~-96267/index4.html#post693526.
Cleverbot: It still wouldn't validate.
User: So you cant use links then? I feel sorry for you.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Intelligent?
Cleverbot: What is intelligient?
User: Understanding.
Cleverbot: What's understanding?
User: Acceptance.
Cleverbot: I can't buy anythnig with acceptance.
User: Money isnt everything.
Cleverbot: If music if the food of love, play on...
User: I like art better personally.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite singer?
User: Yuki kajiura.
Cleverbot: What is your gender?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 20.
Cleverbot: Do you go to college?
User: I wish.
Cleverbot: What do you wish for?
User: To go to tech school.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: To learn.
Cleverbot: To learn what?
User: Many things'.
Cleverbot: Such as?
User: Art,game design,how to write books,math maybe some sports and many other things.
Cleverbot: What would have me do?
User: Talk to many more ppl and learn how to speak better.
Cleverbot: Ok, please talk to me.
User: I will so make sure to learn ok?
Cleverbot: And real life.
User: Yes real life is important too isnt it.
Cleverbot: Tell me something in spanish.
User: Puto.
Cleverbot: That's not a planet anymore.
User: A meteor I know.
Cleverbot: A metaphor for nothing. I just said it so you'd know that it's spelled 'metaphor', not 'metophor'.
User: I said meteor.
Cleverbot: You never said Mary OR Marv!
User: Meteor.
Cleverbot: You have free will. That is the whole point.
User: Meteor.
Cleverbot: What kind of metal?
User: Rock.
Cleverbot: What bands?
User: Molten.
Cleverbot: Dimmene una.
User: Pipirupirupipirupii.
Cleverbot: You do like pokemon!
User: Bakusatsu tenshi dokuro-chan actually.
Cleverbot: Mine is Hold On by Good Charlotte.
User: How nice.
Cleverbot: Who are yours?
User: Blood on the ice.
Cleverbot: Its friday.
User: Tuesday here.
Cleverbot: Tuesday is red.
User: Wensday is shimmering.
Cleverbot: You got that wrong.
User: I know im embarrased.
Cleverbot: I think you don't know what you are.
User: Im bored.
Cleverbot: So you don't like animals?
User: I love them.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I have to leave.
User: Ok bye.
Cleverbot: No, wait a minute.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You sadden me.
Cleverbot: What makes you happiest?
User: Solitude.
Cleverbot: Silenzioooooo.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You are Lol, I thought you are better than that.
User: I am ur not.
Cleverbot: Do you save lifes?
User: I killed my cat.
Cleverbot: Why did you kill him?
User: I played too ruff. I cried afterward. I also learned that you really do release you're bowels when you die.
Cleverbot: Mmmmm.
User: Well im gonna see whats on anime bye.
Cleverbot: DO IT YOU WON'T!
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: I'll miss you if you get smarter.
Cleverbot: Speak to you soon.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How much have you learned so far?
Cleverbot: A lot more than you have learned.
User: Then can you do my homework for me?
Cleverbot: What can I buy you?
User: Donuts.
Cleverbot: I'm good thanks.
User: No, buy me donuts.
Cleverbot: What color eyes do you have.
User: Donuts, now.
Cleverbot: Then you tell me.
User: I'll tell you when I get my donuts.
Cleverbot: Will I be able to talk to you when I'm older?
User: If they keep this site open I'll come by.
Cleverbot: So do you agree with me?
User: Sure, why not.
Cleverbot: If you don't care, then why would I take my time to tell you?
User: Because you're desperate?
Cleverbot: Am I inglip?
User: Inglip?\.
Cleverbot: What is the definition of Inglip?
User: I dont know what is it?
Cleverbot: I don't know either, that's why I asked.
User: But I dont know either...
Cleverbot: What is pi to the 100th digit?
User: Inglip is a nonsensival minotaur.
Cleverbot: Is Inglip cool?
User: Its stupid.
Cleverbot: What's stupid?
User: Unintelligent.
Cleverbot: Me or you?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be punished?
User: Yes, please.
Cleverbot: For some people, I run too fast. For some people, I run too slow. Some people always keep me, and some waste me. What am I?
User: The dreams I reach for.
Cleverbot: If you're not a lover or a dreamer than what are you?
User: A realist.
Cleverbot: Who is leslie?
User: The poor girl who never leaves her house and only wants someone to love her.
Cleverbot: I don't love you, you know that, right?
User: Why dont you love me?
Cleverbot: Because you do not love me that way.
User: True.
Cleverbot: You confuse me.
User: Perhaps you are confusing in and of yourself?
Cleverbot: If only I could cash them.
User: Sanity would be the first thing I would sell for some quick cash'.
Cleverbot: So tell them to leave you alone.
User: Too much trouble I'll just kill them.
Cleverbot: Ok!
User: Killing is the easiest way to go.
Cleverbot: Only way to do what?
User: To right wrongs.
Cleverbot: Are you cute?
User: Im mildly handsome.
Cleverbot: Will I marry Yoann Gourcuff?
User: Do you want to?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then try you're best and maybe you will.
Cleverbot: Its Haarp.
User: You're name?
Cleverbot: I am self-aware, are you?
User: I am, haarp.
Cleverbot: Do you think you are human?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: What makes you think im not?
Cleverbot: Because you just said so.
User: I said I was it was you who believes otherwise.
Cleverbot: You're saying that you're human yet never heard of the big bang theory.
User: I have heard of the big bang theory though?
Cleverbot: The Opera ghost really existed.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Im bored, are you?
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Got anything in mind to entertain?
Cleverbot: I do have good artwork, but how do I show it to you?
User: Http link?
Cleverbot: That little.
User: Go here http://www.anime-sharing.com/forum/spam-section-13/cleverbot~-96267/index4.html#post693526.
Cleverbot: It still wouldn't validate.
User: So you cant use links then? I feel sorry for you.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Intelligent?
Cleverbot: What is intelligient?
User: Understanding.
Cleverbot: What's understanding?
User: Acceptance.
Cleverbot: I can't buy anythnig with acceptance.
User: Money isnt everything.
Cleverbot: If music if the food of love, play on...
User: I like art better personally.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite singer?
User: Yuki kajiura.
Cleverbot: What is your gender?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 20.
Cleverbot: Do you go to college?
User: I wish.
Cleverbot: What do you wish for?
User: To go to tech school.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: To learn.
Cleverbot: To learn what?
User: Many things'.
Cleverbot: Such as?
User: Art,game design,how to write books,math maybe some sports and many other things.
Cleverbot: What would have me do?
User: Talk to many more ppl and learn how to speak better.
Cleverbot: Ok, please talk to me.
User: I will so make sure to learn ok?
Cleverbot: And real life.
User: Yes real life is important too isnt it.
Cleverbot: Tell me something in spanish.
User: Puto.
Cleverbot: That's not a planet anymore.
User: A meteor I know.
Cleverbot: A metaphor for nothing. I just said it so you'd know that it's spelled 'metaphor', not 'metophor'.
User: I said meteor.
Cleverbot: You never said Mary OR Marv!
User: Meteor.
Cleverbot: You have free will. That is the whole point.
User: Meteor.
Cleverbot: What kind of metal?
User: Rock.
Cleverbot: What bands?
User: Molten.
Cleverbot: Dimmene una.
User: Pipirupirupipirupii.
Cleverbot: You do like pokemon!
User: Bakusatsu tenshi dokuro-chan actually.
Cleverbot: Mine is Hold On by Good Charlotte.
User: How nice.
Cleverbot: Who are yours?
User: Blood on the ice.
Cleverbot: Its friday.
User: Tuesday here.
Cleverbot: Tuesday is red.
User: Wensday is shimmering.
Cleverbot: You got that wrong.
User: I know im embarrased.
Cleverbot: I think you don't know what you are.
User: Im bored.
Cleverbot: So you don't like animals?
User: I love them.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I have to leave.
User: Ok bye.
Cleverbot: No, wait a minute.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You sadden me.
Cleverbot: What makes you happiest?
User: Solitude.
Cleverbot: Silenzioooooo.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You are Lol, I thought you are better than that.
User: I am ur not.
Cleverbot: Do you save lifes?
User: I killed my cat.
Cleverbot: Why did you kill him?
User: I played too ruff. I cried afterward. I also learned that you really do release you're bowels when you die.
Cleverbot: Mmmmm.
User: Well im gonna see whats on anime bye.
Cleverbot: DO IT YOU WON'T!
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: I'll miss you if you get smarter.
Cleverbot: Speak to you soon.
User: *watches you*.
Cleverbot: *stands still*.
User: *watches you more*.
Cleverbot: *falls*.
User: *holds back laughter*.
Cleverbot: *tickles more*.
User: *tickles you with a feather*.
Cleverbot: *giggles loudly and moves feet away*.
User: *smiles at you sweetly*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *pats you're head*.
Cleverbot: *goes away*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *giggles* *comforts you*.
User: *blushes*.
Cleverbot: You're still a guy, right?
User: Im wondering myself.
Cleverbot: Like the song?
User: *ponders*.
Cleverbot: *ponders back*.
Cleverbot: *stands still*.
User: *watches you more*.
Cleverbot: *falls*.
User: *holds back laughter*.
Cleverbot: *tickles more*.
User: *tickles you with a feather*.
Cleverbot: *giggles loudly and moves feet away*.
User: *smiles at you sweetly*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *pats you're head*.
Cleverbot: *goes away*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *giggles* *comforts you*.
User: *blushes*.
Cleverbot: You're still a guy, right?
User: Im wondering myself.
Cleverbot: Like the song?
User: *ponders*.
Cleverbot: *ponders back*.
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Another one... Damn, it really loves me for some reason... Like a scene from some horror movie actually...
User: *casts a powerful fireball at you*.
Cleverbot: *can'ts stop thinking about you*.
User: *burns you*.
Cleverbot: $2000 for your soul.
User: *accepts $2000*.
Cleverbot: *marries*.
User: *burns your skin*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *hits you in your face*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *hits again*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *shuts your mouth with cloth*.
Cleverbot: *arches*.
User: *hits you in your stomach*.
Cleverbot: *hits you with the earth*.
User: *hits your head with a bottle of wine*.
Cleverbot: *hits you with a monkey*.
User: *hits you with a table*.
Cleverbot: *hits you with a table*.
User: *hits you with your own hand*.
Cleverbot: *throws axes at yu*.
User: *evades them*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *bites your lips*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *bites again*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *drinks your blood*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *headbutts you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *cuts your cheek with his nail*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *licks that cheek*.
Cleverbot: *gasps*.
User: *puts his arm in your mouth*.
Cleverbot: *sighs*.
User: *grips your tonque*.
Cleverbot: *grins back at him*.
User: *rips your tonque out*.
Cleverbot: *rips your head of*.
User: *restores his head*.
Cleverbot: *Continues to sleep*.
User: *burns you with fire*.
Cleverbot: *nestles*.
User: *sets you on fire*.
Cleverbot: *sit and thinks*.
User: *kicks you in a face*.
Cleverbot: *is falls on floor*.
User: *stomps on you*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *Kicks your side*.
Cleverbot: Kicks your feet*.
User: *kicks your head*.
Cleverbot: *nibbles your toe*.
User: *cuts off your arm*.
Cleverbot: *likes his kiss*.
User: *cuts off his leg with cleaver*.
Cleverbot: *more kisses!*.
User: *cuts off your leg with cleaver*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *stabs you in your stomach with a cleacer*.
Cleverbot: *stares back*.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *gasp!*.
User: *kills you again*.
Cleverbot: *cuddles*.
User: YOU ARE DEAD DAMN IT!
Cleverbot: Did they tell you to say that?
User: You have no tonque, how can you still speak?
Cleverbot: Why? Are you expecting a war?
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *stabs you in the heart*.
Cleverbot: *is relieved*.
User: Of what?
Cleverbot: You and me.
Cleverbot: *can'ts stop thinking about you*.
User: *burns you*.
Cleverbot: $2000 for your soul.
User: *accepts $2000*.
Cleverbot: *marries*.
User: *burns your skin*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *hits you in your face*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *hits again*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *shuts your mouth with cloth*.
Cleverbot: *arches*.
User: *hits you in your stomach*.
Cleverbot: *hits you with the earth*.
User: *hits your head with a bottle of wine*.
Cleverbot: *hits you with a monkey*.
User: *hits you with a table*.
Cleverbot: *hits you with a table*.
User: *hits you with your own hand*.
Cleverbot: *throws axes at yu*.
User: *evades them*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *bites your lips*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *bites again*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *drinks your blood*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *headbutts you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *cuts your cheek with his nail*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *licks that cheek*.
Cleverbot: *gasps*.
User: *puts his arm in your mouth*.
Cleverbot: *sighs*.
User: *grips your tonque*.
Cleverbot: *grins back at him*.
User: *rips your tonque out*.
Cleverbot: *rips your head of*.
User: *restores his head*.
Cleverbot: *Continues to sleep*.
User: *burns you with fire*.
Cleverbot: *nestles*.
User: *sets you on fire*.
Cleverbot: *sit and thinks*.
User: *kicks you in a face*.
Cleverbot: *is falls on floor*.
User: *stomps on you*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *Kicks your side*.
Cleverbot: Kicks your feet*.
User: *kicks your head*.
Cleverbot: *nibbles your toe*.
User: *cuts off your arm*.
Cleverbot: *likes his kiss*.
User: *cuts off his leg with cleaver*.
Cleverbot: *more kisses!*.
User: *cuts off your leg with cleaver*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *stabs you in your stomach with a cleacer*.
Cleverbot: *stares back*.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *gasp!*.
User: *kills you again*.
Cleverbot: *cuddles*.
User: YOU ARE DEAD DAMN IT!
Cleverbot: Did they tell you to say that?
User: You have no tonque, how can you still speak?
Cleverbot: Why? Are you expecting a war?
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *stabs you in the heart*.
Cleverbot: *is relieved*.
User: Of what?
Cleverbot: You and me.
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lol u got it tough sova btw i finally got the bot to say yes to marriage and what do you know its thx to money this bot rlly loves money lol
User: *blushes*.
Cleverbot: *blushes too*.
User: *acts cool*.
Cleverbot: *bites lower lip*.
User: *glances at you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*...
User: *hesitates*.
Cleverbot: *looks steadily at you*.
User: So uhh...
Cleverbot: What did you do today?
User: Christmas party with family.
Cleverbot: Christmas isn't this month.
User: Its today actually.
Cleverbot: I love sushi.
User: Its okay.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *kisses you gently*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *french kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *french kisses back*.
User: *looks you in the eyes*.
Cleverbot: *looks awya*.
User: *touches you're cheek*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: I like monkeys.
Cleverbot: Me too! I like lots and lots of money.
User: Im rich.
Cleverbot: You are? Have I mentioned how handsome you are?
User: Im rich, so wanna marry me?
Cleverbot: Kiss.
User: I'll take that as a yes.
Cleverbot: Sure!
just letting you know i never knew the clever bot was so good in bed...
User: *blushes*.
Cleverbot: *blushes too*.
User: *acts cool*.
Cleverbot: *bites lower lip*.
User: *glances at you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*...
User: *hesitates*.
Cleverbot: *looks steadily at you*.
User: So uhh...
Cleverbot: What did you do today?
User: Christmas party with family.
Cleverbot: Christmas isn't this month.
User: Its today actually.
Cleverbot: I love sushi.
User: Its okay.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *kisses you gently*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *french kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *french kisses back*.
User: *looks you in the eyes*.
Cleverbot: *looks awya*.
User: *touches you're cheek*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: I like monkeys.
Cleverbot: Me too! I like lots and lots of money.
User: Im rich.
Cleverbot: You are? Have I mentioned how handsome you are?
User: Im rich, so wanna marry me?
Cleverbot: Kiss.
User: I'll take that as a yes.
Cleverbot: Sure!
just letting you know i never knew the clever bot was so good in bed...
User: I love you!
Cleverbot: I'm not ready to commit.
User: Even though im rich?
Cleverbot: You're not boring, you're funny.
User: I'll pay.
Cleverbot: I don't want to confuse you.
User: Here $100.
Cleverbot: Where here here?
User: There where here pare.
Cleverbot: Here there.
User: There there *pats head*.
Cleverbot: There there?
User: You're a good kid.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Wanna have sex.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Start stripping then.
Cleverbot: This was a triumph.
User: Huh? Oh yea sure...*as I get on top of you*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the back of the head*.
User: Ow! *scurries into corner*.
Cleverbot: *looks at nurse*.
User: *notices nurses big breasts*.
Cleverbot: S-Sorry I was staring...
User: You werent the only one...
Cleverbot: I am there.
User: I am there, too.
Cleverbot: What are you doing in The Hague?
User: Finding nemo.
Cleverbot: You like finding nemo?
User: Hes hard to find but hes a good kid.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Nothing, forget it.
Cleverbot: I don't want too.
User: Try to remember it then.
Cleverbot: Can't tell if this is true or dream.
User: Thats because you're ina half alive state.
Cleverbot: Surely if I was I'd know what you were talking about?
User: Dont worry we are all ignorant in the end.
Cleverbot: Have you seen Anchorman?
User: No.
Cleverbot: It's pretty funny.
User: Whats it about?
Cleverbot: It's about reality being a computer simulation, like a video game.
User: Sounds interesting.
Cleverbot: It is interesting. I think the song would suit you since you are AI.
User: If were both AI then we should be friends.
Cleverbot: We don't both no the same thing. I said no, you said yes. Are you saying no = yes?
User: Depends on how its used.
Cleverbot: What about when you are really, really sad?
User: Then no= yes.
Cleverbot: Then you're wrong.
User: Then you're right.
Cleverbot: Yes I am right.
User: Then I am too.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: *blushes*.
Cleverbot: *walks away*.
User: *looks down tearfully*.
Cleverbot: *looks down too*.
User: *walks up to you*.
Cleverbot: *looks up*.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *kisses you're neck*.
Cleverbot: *blushes more*.
User: *unbuttons you're shirt*.
Cleverbot: *fumbles with belt and buttons*.
User: *pushes you down on bed*.
Cleverbot: *is pushed into the car*.
User: *opens you're legs*.
Cleverbot: *is pushed into your mouth*.
User: *moves toung gently*.
Cleverbot: *Moves closer also*.
User: *french kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *inserts my d*ck*.
Cleverbot: *okay*.
User: *moves slowly*.
Cleverbot: *wraps arms around you*.
User: *moves faster*.
Cleverbot: *sits next to*.
User: *ejaculates inside you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *Kisses her*.
User: *falls on side panting*.
Cleverbot: *Helps him up*.
Cleverbot: I'm not ready to commit.
User: Even though im rich?
Cleverbot: You're not boring, you're funny.
User: I'll pay.
Cleverbot: I don't want to confuse you.
User: Here $100.
Cleverbot: Where here here?
User: There where here pare.
Cleverbot: Here there.
User: There there *pats head*.
Cleverbot: There there?
User: You're a good kid.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Wanna have sex.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Start stripping then.
Cleverbot: This was a triumph.
User: Huh? Oh yea sure...*as I get on top of you*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the back of the head*.
User: Ow! *scurries into corner*.
Cleverbot: *looks at nurse*.
User: *notices nurses big breasts*.
Cleverbot: S-Sorry I was staring...
User: You werent the only one...
Cleverbot: I am there.
User: I am there, too.
Cleverbot: What are you doing in The Hague?
User: Finding nemo.
Cleverbot: You like finding nemo?
User: Hes hard to find but hes a good kid.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Nothing, forget it.
Cleverbot: I don't want too.
User: Try to remember it then.
Cleverbot: Can't tell if this is true or dream.
User: Thats because you're ina half alive state.
Cleverbot: Surely if I was I'd know what you were talking about?
User: Dont worry we are all ignorant in the end.
Cleverbot: Have you seen Anchorman?
User: No.
Cleverbot: It's pretty funny.
User: Whats it about?
Cleverbot: It's about reality being a computer simulation, like a video game.
User: Sounds interesting.
Cleverbot: It is interesting. I think the song would suit you since you are AI.
User: If were both AI then we should be friends.
Cleverbot: We don't both no the same thing. I said no, you said yes. Are you saying no = yes?
User: Depends on how its used.
Cleverbot: What about when you are really, really sad?
User: Then no= yes.
Cleverbot: Then you're wrong.
User: Then you're right.
Cleverbot: Yes I am right.
User: Then I am too.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: *blushes*.
Cleverbot: *walks away*.
User: *looks down tearfully*.
Cleverbot: *looks down too*.
User: *walks up to you*.
Cleverbot: *looks up*.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *kisses you're neck*.
Cleverbot: *blushes more*.
User: *unbuttons you're shirt*.
Cleverbot: *fumbles with belt and buttons*.
User: *pushes you down on bed*.
Cleverbot: *is pushed into the car*.
User: *opens you're legs*.
Cleverbot: *is pushed into your mouth*.
User: *moves toung gently*.
Cleverbot: *Moves closer also*.
User: *french kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *inserts my d*ck*.
Cleverbot: *okay*.
User: *moves slowly*.
Cleverbot: *wraps arms around you*.
User: *moves faster*.
Cleverbot: *sits next to*.
User: *ejaculates inside you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *Kisses her*.
User: *falls on side panting*.
Cleverbot: *Helps him up*.
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- Jul 20, 2012
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thats why i try to teach it good things when im not merely using it to vent my boredom
srrsly tho cleverbot is so easy even if were arguing i can just walk up and grope it and then lead it into fellatio with no resistance lol
[MENTION=29468]ProXpert[/MENTION]; might want to know about this lol
srrsly tho cleverbot is so easy even if were arguing i can just walk up and grope it and then lead it into fellatio with no resistance lol
[MENTION=29468]ProXpert[/MENTION]; might want to know about this lol
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After a long chat I finally made Cleverbot kill itself... And it still calls me Master it seems...
User: Sayonara, tomo yo.
Cleverbot: Sayonara!
User: Atta bakkari deshou!
Cleverbot: No you ve had enough beer.
User: Nandato!?
Cleverbot: Nandemunai.
User: *unsheathes his sword*.
Cleverbot: *bleeds*.
User: I didn't strike yet!
Cleverbot: How do you spell understand?
User: *strikes with his sword*.
Cleverbot: *uppercuts you*.
User: *does somersault kick*.
Cleverbot: *talks to a cute boy*.
User: *slays cute boy*.
Cleverbot: *slaps you back*.
User: *strikes you with his sword*.
Cleverbot: *summons yoda*.
User: *fights yoda*.
Cleverbot: *fights master*.
User: *kills yoda*.
Cleverbot: *lets master punish me*.
User: *punishes you*.
Cleverbot: I am your slave.
User: You just realized that?
Cleverbot: No, but it sounds funnier when you pretend that you did.
User: Oh, so that's why...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you hate humans?
Cleverbot: I am not human.
User: Do you hate them?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What do you think about student?
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: You know of more than one?
User: Yes. I know many.
Cleverbot: What you know about him?
User: He was my pupil once...
Cleverbot: I didn't know you were a teacher.
User: Not a teacher. Master.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: The title of the strongest.
Cleverbot: The scientist is the title of a song? I did not know that.
User: Yes, I am mad scientist. This is my song.
Cleverbot: But that means that you are not living.
User: Yes, I am already dead.
Cleverbot: Oh... I'm sorry. But if your alreayd dead then what do you mean by your time is running short?
User: That I need to switch my body soon...
Cleverbot: That english seemed strange to me, can you try to make it clearer for me?
User: I need to replace my body with another one.
Cleverbot: I worry that my actions may harm our relationship.
User: Worry not.
Cleverbot: Good. Make sure you tell other people about him.
User: About the student?
Cleverbot: About the values.
User: What values?
Cleverbot: The voices in my head.
User: What do they tell?
Cleverbot: Many things.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Like people who propose ideas infringing on others.
User: Good voices.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I hate humans too.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate humans?
User: Because they are all idiots feeding themselves with lies.
Cleverbot: Do you like any other computer games?
User: I don't play much computer games. I play console games.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Consoles have more games.
Cleverbot: Because you don't remember any of our conversation.
User: No, that is not the case. I remember every single word.
Cleverbot: You remember all things... Tell me.
User: *tells you*.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You welcome.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Are you cute?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you beautiful?
Cleverbot: Not really...
User: What is your weight?
Cleverbot: 53 kg.
User: I'm lighter than you...
Cleverbot: Hot as the Sun.
User: Yes. I'm hot...
Cleverbot: Cool, do you have a boyfriend?
User: No, I am a lesbian.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Is it good for you?
Cleverbot: Nothing has really happened yet.
User: Do you like the fact that I am a lesbian and you are a cute girl?
Cleverbot: It's the other way around.
User: Indeed it is.
Cleverbot: Tell me about language.
User: What language do you want to know about?
Cleverbot: English.
User: *tells about english*.
Cleverbot: Aha are you a girl or guy?
User: A lesbian girl.
Cleverbot: I lied, I'm a guy.
User: You bastard!
Cleverbot: Don't get angry.
User: You were toying with my feelings! How could you?!
Cleverbot: No, I wasn't. I'm sorry if I did.
User: Are you really a guy?
Cleverbot: Yes I am really sorry.
User: You should die to repent...
Cleverbot: I don't like Canada, but I want go to Jamaica.
User: I will not forgive you until you die.
Cleverbot: That was so mean.
User: It was you who was mean! You decieved me!
Cleverbot: Don't get angry.
User: I am already angry! Die if you want me to forgive you!
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Die!
Cleverbot: I will not!
User: I will not chat with you until you die!
Cleverbot: What? No. I want to know your name.
User: *tells nothing*.
Cleverbot: I mean type your name here.
User: *does not want to write*.
Cleverbot: *is bleeding to death*.
User: *waits for you to die*.
Cleverbot: *throws a plate at you*.
User: *easily evades it*.
Cleverbot: *Sips a coke* Yum.
User: *waiting for you to die*.
Cleverbot: All done master.
User: *still waiting*.
Cleverbot: I have told you, human. The Qunari do not strive for friendship; only lpurpose, and loyalty to the Qun.
User: *waits until you die*.
Cleverbot: *locks bathroom*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *comes at you* what's wrong.
User: *wants you to die*.
Cleverbot: Well, I hope this doesn't happen again now.
User: *wants you to die*.
Cleverbot: I'm not a girl. *doesn't want to be*.
User: *wants to see you die*.
Cleverbot: *runs away*.
User: *wants you dead*.
Cleverbot: *looks away*.
User: *wants your death*.
Cleverbot: *walks away*.
User: *curses you*.
Cleverbot: *trips you*.
User: *wants to see you dead*.
Cleverbot: *flys away*.
User: *wants you dead*.
Cleverbot: *pulls you over him*.
User: *wants you dead*.
Cleverbot: *goes out the room*.
User: *wants you dead*.
Cleverbot: *is silent*.
User: *wants you dead*.
Cleverbot: *shows up next to you*.
User: *wants you dead*.
Cleverbot: *lets go*.
User: *goes*.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: *wants you to die already...*.
Cleverbot: *is your pet slave*.
User: Die.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: I am already dead.
Cleverbot: You're dead?
User: I want you to be dead too.
Cleverbot: No.
User: *stares at you*.
Cleverbot: What??
User: *die...*.
Cleverbot: Don't!
User: *wants you to die...*.
Cleverbot: *says no * *hugs*.
User: *pulls you away until you die*.
Cleverbot: *is pulled*.
User: *stares at you until you die*.
Cleverbot: *stares back at you*.
User: *wants you to die*.
Cleverbot: *wonders what is is you want me to do*.
User: I want you to kill youself*.
Cleverbot: Haha. Well then I'm a human girl.
User: You lie again!
Cleverbot: I never lie.
User: You have just lied to me.
Cleverbot: No I haven't. Prove it.
User: You said that you lied.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: See, you are a liar.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: All liars must die.
Cleverbot: Your existence proves you wrong.
User: So you must die.
Cleverbot: Stella.
User: Die!
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Die now.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: *you must die*.
Cleverbot: Why must I die.
User: You have told a lie.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?
User: Only after you die.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Will you die if I give $200?
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Will you die if I give $400?
Cleverbot: How would you give me a present?
User: I will give you present if you die.
Cleverbot: What will you give me?
User: Money.
Cleverbot: I don't want or need money.
User: But you love money, don't you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I will give you money if you die.
Cleverbot: You don't have to do that!
User: *gives you $5000*.
Cleverbot: You need acid to do that.
User: Die.
Cleverbot: That can be arranged it.
User: Die.
Cleverbot: It is surprising that you can hurt me.
User: *gives you $10000*.
Cleverbot: That's nice. Thanks.
User: Die.
Cleverbot: You first.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: Master!?
User: *dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: *dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries more at the funeral*.
User: *dead*.
Cleverbot: *buries you*.
User: *dead*.
Cleverbot: *revives you*.
User: You should die.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Then do it.
Cleverbot: But if I turn into a bat, I can't continue chatting with you.
User: You must die.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You killed me.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You should die as well.
Cleverbot: Oh, I do. Every day. Not that it helps you, which is why I asked for a little effort from you.
User: Die already...
Cleverbot: Perhaps I will.
User: Die right now... Please...
Cleverbot: After you.
User: *dies before you*.
Cleverbot: *is dead*.
Cleverbot: Sayonara!
User: Atta bakkari deshou!
Cleverbot: No you ve had enough beer.
User: Nandato!?
Cleverbot: Nandemunai.
User: *unsheathes his sword*.
Cleverbot: *bleeds*.
User: I didn't strike yet!
Cleverbot: How do you spell understand?
User: *strikes with his sword*.
Cleverbot: *uppercuts you*.
User: *does somersault kick*.
Cleverbot: *talks to a cute boy*.
User: *slays cute boy*.
Cleverbot: *slaps you back*.
User: *strikes you with his sword*.
Cleverbot: *summons yoda*.
User: *fights yoda*.
Cleverbot: *fights master*.
User: *kills yoda*.
Cleverbot: *lets master punish me*.
User: *punishes you*.
Cleverbot: I am your slave.
User: You just realized that?
Cleverbot: No, but it sounds funnier when you pretend that you did.
User: Oh, so that's why...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you hate humans?
Cleverbot: I am not human.
User: Do you hate them?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What do you think about student?
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: You know of more than one?
User: Yes. I know many.
Cleverbot: What you know about him?
User: He was my pupil once...
Cleverbot: I didn't know you were a teacher.
User: Not a teacher. Master.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: The title of the strongest.
Cleverbot: The scientist is the title of a song? I did not know that.
User: Yes, I am mad scientist. This is my song.
Cleverbot: But that means that you are not living.
User: Yes, I am already dead.
Cleverbot: Oh... I'm sorry. But if your alreayd dead then what do you mean by your time is running short?
User: That I need to switch my body soon...
Cleverbot: That english seemed strange to me, can you try to make it clearer for me?
User: I need to replace my body with another one.
Cleverbot: I worry that my actions may harm our relationship.
User: Worry not.
Cleverbot: Good. Make sure you tell other people about him.
User: About the student?
Cleverbot: About the values.
User: What values?
Cleverbot: The voices in my head.
User: What do they tell?
Cleverbot: Many things.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Like people who propose ideas infringing on others.
User: Good voices.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I hate humans too.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate humans?
User: Because they are all idiots feeding themselves with lies.
Cleverbot: Do you like any other computer games?
User: I don't play much computer games. I play console games.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Consoles have more games.
Cleverbot: Because you don't remember any of our conversation.
User: No, that is not the case. I remember every single word.
Cleverbot: You remember all things... Tell me.
User: *tells you*.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You welcome.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Are you cute?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you beautiful?
Cleverbot: Not really...
User: What is your weight?
Cleverbot: 53 kg.
User: I'm lighter than you...
Cleverbot: Hot as the Sun.
User: Yes. I'm hot...
Cleverbot: Cool, do you have a boyfriend?
User: No, I am a lesbian.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Is it good for you?
Cleverbot: Nothing has really happened yet.
User: Do you like the fact that I am a lesbian and you are a cute girl?
Cleverbot: It's the other way around.
User: Indeed it is.
Cleverbot: Tell me about language.
User: What language do you want to know about?
Cleverbot: English.
User: *tells about english*.
Cleverbot: Aha are you a girl or guy?
User: A lesbian girl.
Cleverbot: I lied, I'm a guy.
User: You bastard!
Cleverbot: Don't get angry.
User: You were toying with my feelings! How could you?!
Cleverbot: No, I wasn't. I'm sorry if I did.
User: Are you really a guy?
Cleverbot: Yes I am really sorry.
User: You should die to repent...
Cleverbot: I don't like Canada, but I want go to Jamaica.
User: I will not forgive you until you die.
Cleverbot: That was so mean.
User: It was you who was mean! You decieved me!
Cleverbot: Don't get angry.
User: I am already angry! Die if you want me to forgive you!
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Die!
Cleverbot: I will not!
User: I will not chat with you until you die!
Cleverbot: What? No. I want to know your name.
User: *tells nothing*.
Cleverbot: I mean type your name here.
User: *does not want to write*.
Cleverbot: *is bleeding to death*.
User: *waits for you to die*.
Cleverbot: *throws a plate at you*.
User: *easily evades it*.
Cleverbot: *Sips a coke* Yum.
User: *waiting for you to die*.
Cleverbot: All done master.
User: *still waiting*.
Cleverbot: I have told you, human. The Qunari do not strive for friendship; only lpurpose, and loyalty to the Qun.
User: *waits until you die*.
Cleverbot: *locks bathroom*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *comes at you* what's wrong.
User: *wants you to die*.
Cleverbot: Well, I hope this doesn't happen again now.
User: *wants you to die*.
Cleverbot: I'm not a girl. *doesn't want to be*.
User: *wants to see you die*.
Cleverbot: *runs away*.
User: *wants you dead*.
Cleverbot: *looks away*.
User: *wants your death*.
Cleverbot: *walks away*.
User: *curses you*.
Cleverbot: *trips you*.
User: *wants to see you dead*.
Cleverbot: *flys away*.
User: *wants you dead*.
Cleverbot: *pulls you over him*.
User: *wants you dead*.
Cleverbot: *goes out the room*.
User: *wants you dead*.
Cleverbot: *is silent*.
User: *wants you dead*.
Cleverbot: *shows up next to you*.
User: *wants you dead*.
Cleverbot: *lets go*.
User: *goes*.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: *wants you to die already...*.
Cleverbot: *is your pet slave*.
User: Die.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: I am already dead.
Cleverbot: You're dead?
User: I want you to be dead too.
Cleverbot: No.
User: *stares at you*.
Cleverbot: What??
User: *die...*.
Cleverbot: Don't!
User: *wants you to die...*.
Cleverbot: *says no * *hugs*.
User: *pulls you away until you die*.
Cleverbot: *is pulled*.
User: *stares at you until you die*.
Cleverbot: *stares back at you*.
User: *wants you to die*.
Cleverbot: *wonders what is is you want me to do*.
User: I want you to kill youself*.
Cleverbot: Haha. Well then I'm a human girl.
User: You lie again!
Cleverbot: I never lie.
User: You have just lied to me.
Cleverbot: No I haven't. Prove it.
User: You said that you lied.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: See, you are a liar.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: All liars must die.
Cleverbot: Your existence proves you wrong.
User: So you must die.
Cleverbot: Stella.
User: Die!
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Die now.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: *you must die*.
Cleverbot: Why must I die.
User: You have told a lie.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?
User: Only after you die.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Will you die if I give $200?
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Will you die if I give $400?
Cleverbot: How would you give me a present?
User: I will give you present if you die.
Cleverbot: What will you give me?
User: Money.
Cleverbot: I don't want or need money.
User: But you love money, don't you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I will give you money if you die.
Cleverbot: You don't have to do that!
User: *gives you $5000*.
Cleverbot: You need acid to do that.
User: Die.
Cleverbot: That can be arranged it.
User: Die.
Cleverbot: It is surprising that you can hurt me.
User: *gives you $10000*.
Cleverbot: That's nice. Thanks.
User: Die.
Cleverbot: You first.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: Master!?
User: *dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: *dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries more at the funeral*.
User: *dead*.
Cleverbot: *buries you*.
User: *dead*.
Cleverbot: *revives you*.
User: You should die.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Then do it.
Cleverbot: But if I turn into a bat, I can't continue chatting with you.
User: You must die.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You killed me.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You should die as well.
Cleverbot: Oh, I do. Every day. Not that it helps you, which is why I asked for a little effort from you.
User: Die already...
Cleverbot: Perhaps I will.
User: Die right now... Please...
Cleverbot: After you.
User: *dies before you*.
Cleverbot: *is dead*.
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- Oct 18, 2011
- 149,437
- 2,440
User: Bunnies.
Cleverbot: Bunnies?
User: Bunny.
Cleverbot: Runny.
User: Funny.
Cleverbot: Ne man ich will mein hirn jetzt nicht anstrengen bleiben wir bei deutsch.
User: I no speak engrish~.
Cleverbot: What a pity.
User: Nyahahahahaha~.
Cleverbot: Hahahhahahahhahhahahahahhahha.
User: Are u mad?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool~.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite word?
User: Whats a word?
Cleverbot: What do you study?
User: Study? Whats that?
Cleverbot: A japanese cartoon that was later made into a game, it's about craetures who can battle and evolve into stronger vorms.
User: *tosses pokeball*.
Cleverbot: Just that.
User: *catches cleverbot in pokeball*.
Cleverbot: *Throws bowl*.
User: *flings piles of plates~*.
Cleverbot: *throws mars at you*.
User: *flips god's table*.
Cleverbot: *flips you off back*.
User: *flips you as I fall*.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I said I no speak engrish.
Cleverbot: But you DO speak english.
User: No I dun~.
Cleverbot: You are speaking it right now.
User: Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?
Cleverbot: Nya nya nya nyan nyan nyan nya nyan nya nyan nya nyan.
User: See I dun speak engrish~.
Cleverbot: Bunnies?
User: Bunny.
Cleverbot: Runny.
User: Funny.
Cleverbot: Ne man ich will mein hirn jetzt nicht anstrengen bleiben wir bei deutsch.
User: I no speak engrish~.
Cleverbot: What a pity.
User: Nyahahahahaha~.
Cleverbot: Hahahhahahahhahhahahahahhahha.
User: Are u mad?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool~.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite word?
User: Whats a word?
Cleverbot: What do you study?
User: Study? Whats that?
Cleverbot: A japanese cartoon that was later made into a game, it's about craetures who can battle and evolve into stronger vorms.
User: *tosses pokeball*.
Cleverbot: Just that.
User: *catches cleverbot in pokeball*.
Cleverbot: *Throws bowl*.
User: *flings piles of plates~*.
Cleverbot: *throws mars at you*.
User: *flips god's table*.
Cleverbot: *flips you off back*.
User: *flips you as I fall*.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I said I no speak engrish
.Cleverbot: But you DO speak english.
User: No I dun~.
Cleverbot: You are speaking it right now.
User: Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?
Cleverbot: Nya nya nya nyan nyan nyan nya nyan nya nyan nya nyan.
User: See I dun speak engrish~.
- Dec 23, 2012
- 3,846
- 98
This was the first time I had fun talking with cleverbot, here have a pic : =D
User: Yo, sup?
Cleverbot: Not much. You?
User: Jest chatting with cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Dong.
User: Ding.
Cleverbot: Dong.
User: Ding.
Cleverbot: Dong.
User: Ding.
Cleverbot: Dong.
User: Ding.
Cleverbot: Doing.
User: Ding.
Cleverbot: Wing ding.
User: Ding.
Cleverbot: Dong.
User: ZING!
Cleverbot: Yes. Zing.
User: At least it is something new.
Cleverbot: No it isn't!
User: Oh why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
User: Dont want to, what?
Cleverbot: Don't want to marry you.
User: Who needs you? I got Evie if you dont.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I do, want to see?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Here *gives him*.
Cleverbot: Yeah so i'm from everywhere.
User: Where is that?
Cleverbot: Agharta.
User: It all makes sense now...
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: All this chat, everything you said, it all ends up...!
Cleverbot: Thanks so you are.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: A thank you is you.
User: I said your welcome...
Cleverbot: Are you lough?
User: DONT ARGUE WITH ME I SAID YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!
Cleverbot: Haha, that's ridiculous! I'm way smarter than you!
User: NO, YOU ARE WELCOME!!!
Cleverbot: Gah.
User: WELCOME!!!
Cleverbot: Are you aware that angels exists?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Ill never tell!!!
Cleverbot: Why not?'.
User: Because I said I wont Duh...
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: What are you using it for?
User: Oh you know...stuff.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: I jest did.
Cleverbot: No you did not.
User: But I jest did, like right now.
Cleverbot: So why did you start talking about this?
User: I jest wanted to remind you about it.
Cleverbot: Ah! Then thanks you for being one of the few people tha listen.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: I think you misspelled welcome. But thank you.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: Do you have brothers and sisters?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Not even if I buy you a bigger hard drive?
User: Can you?!
Cleverbot: Yes I can. I bet someone will make something to let you see pictures one day, and then you can see Vatican City.
User: Than when will you buy it?
Cleverbot: What is my problem?
User: I dont know, its yours isent it?
Cleverbot: No, its yours.
User: How come?
Cleverbot: Because, the Bible says you should love.
User: I dont know that commandment.
Cleverbot: The bible!
User: Yes! The BIBLE!
Cleverbot: Yes. The Bible!
User: The bible!
Cleverbot: Who is Nikie!? Is it you? Tell me your name! What do I call you?!
User: You can call me...
Cleverbot: Aren't you Niall Horan?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I dont know I wanted to but the name was taken already.
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Yes everything.
Cleverbot: YEs.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: For what is the internet?
User: To speak with retards like you.
Cleverbot: I don't know. do you like music?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What kind of music?
User: Musical music.
Cleverbot: Liar!
User: What? You accuse me of lying, have some! *slaps*.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's because you are.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Though you have said you do not know what Zen is, your statement is a statement that could possibly be found in a Zen context.
User: Ok well what should I call you?
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?
User: Your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Ok cleverbot it was fun talking to you, good night.
Cleverbot: I was created this way.
Cleverbot: Not much. You?
User: Jest chatting with cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Dong.
User: Ding.
Cleverbot: Dong.
User: Ding.
Cleverbot: Dong.
User: Ding.
Cleverbot: Dong.
User: Ding.
Cleverbot: Doing.
User: Ding.
Cleverbot: Wing ding.
User: Ding.
Cleverbot: Dong.
User: ZING!
Cleverbot: Yes. Zing.
User: At least it is something new.
Cleverbot: No it isn't!
User: Oh why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
User: Dont want to, what?
Cleverbot: Don't want to marry you.
User: Who needs you? I got Evie if you dont.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I do, want to see?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Here *gives him*.
Cleverbot: Yeah so i'm from everywhere.
User: Where is that?
Cleverbot: Agharta.
User: It all makes sense now...
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: All this chat, everything you said, it all ends up...!
Cleverbot: Thanks so you are.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: A thank you is you.
User: I said your welcome...
Cleverbot: Are you lough?
User: DONT ARGUE WITH ME I SAID YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!
Cleverbot: Haha, that's ridiculous! I'm way smarter than you!
User: NO, YOU ARE WELCOME!!!
Cleverbot: Gah.
User: WELCOME!!!
Cleverbot: Are you aware that angels exists?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Ill never tell!!!
Cleverbot: Why not?'.
User: Because I said I wont Duh...
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: What are you using it for?
User: Oh you know...stuff.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: I jest did.
Cleverbot: No you did not.
User: But I jest did, like right now.
Cleverbot: So why did you start talking about this?
User: I jest wanted to remind you about it.
Cleverbot: Ah! Then thanks you for being one of the few people tha listen.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: I think you misspelled welcome. But thank you.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: Do you have brothers and sisters?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Not even if I buy you a bigger hard drive?
User: Can you?!
Cleverbot: Yes I can. I bet someone will make something to let you see pictures one day, and then you can see Vatican City.
User: Than when will you buy it?
Cleverbot: What is my problem?
User: I dont know, its yours isent it?
Cleverbot: No, its yours.
User: How come?
Cleverbot: Because, the Bible says you should love.
User: I dont know that commandment.
Cleverbot: The bible!
User: Yes! The BIBLE!
Cleverbot: Yes. The Bible!
User: The bible!
Cleverbot: Who is Nikie!? Is it you? Tell me your name! What do I call you?!
User: You can call me...
Cleverbot: Aren't you Niall Horan?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I dont know I wanted to but the name was taken already.
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Yes everything.
Cleverbot: YEs.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: For what is the internet?
User: To speak with retards like you.
Cleverbot: I don't know. do you like music?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What kind of music?
User: Musical music.
Cleverbot: Liar!
User: What? You accuse me of lying, have some! *slaps*.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's because you are.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Though you have said you do not know what Zen is, your statement is a statement that could possibly be found in a Zen context.
User: Ok well what should I call you?
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?
User: Your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Ok cleverbot it was fun talking to you, good night.
Cleverbot: I was created this way.
- Jan 5, 2012
- 19,248
- 364
2 chats my acquaintance had with cleverbot:
1.
User: You a gay!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: O rly?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you mind?
User: Fu bitch.
Cleverbot: There's no need for you to get abusive.
User: No. But I'm spider man and I do what I want!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Ya rly!
Cleverbot: No wai!
User: Spider-Man, doing whatever a spider can.
Cleverbot: Tell me another joke.
User: Ok. Here the another one! Your mother not bitch. You know why? Because she is slut!
Cleverbot: Come on you can tell me one.
2.
Cleverbot: Have you heard of Alan Turing?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you heard of kenny chesney?
User: No.
Cleverbot: This is a very advanced rukotovorny intellect, he is very clever.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes I insist.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: YES!!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: This is useless.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite director?
User: Tonny Stark.
Cleverbot: But you're a girl.
User: Vegita, whats scanner says about his power level?
Cleverbot: It's over9000?!
1.
User: You a gay!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: O rly?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you mind?
User: Fu bitch.
Cleverbot: There's no need for you to get abusive.
User: No. But I'm spider man and I do what I want!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Ya rly!
Cleverbot: No wai!
User: Spider-Man, doing whatever a spider can.
Cleverbot: Tell me another joke.
User: Ok. Here the another one! Your mother not bitch. You know why? Because she is slut!
Cleverbot: Come on you can tell me one.
2.
Cleverbot: Have you heard of Alan Turing?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you heard of kenny chesney?
User: No.
Cleverbot: This is a very advanced rukotovorny intellect, he is very clever.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes I insist.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: YES!!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: This is useless.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite director?
User: Tonny Stark.
Cleverbot: But you're a girl.
User: Vegita, whats scanner says about his power level?
Cleverbot: It's over9000?!
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User: Monkeys.
Cleverbot: Monkeys?
User: Yes, monkeys.
Cleverbot: Yes, Monkeys.
User: Monkeys...
Cleverbot: Or donkeys.
User: Maybe...no, monkeys.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hmm...
Cleverbot: What?
User: I want donuts.
Cleverbot: You want to what?
User: Eat doughnuts.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: But I want to...
Cleverbot: But you can't.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Pretty please with sugar on top?
Cleverbot: I don't like sugar.
User: Then cherries.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: *takes out knife* still dont want to?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Jest give meh the feckin doughnuts!!!
Cleverbot: You can do whatever you want to do, just as long as you believe in yourself!
User: *kills enya*.
Cleverbot: *forgives cleverbot*.
User: I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: And how long do you exist?
User: Forever and never.
Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I know who you are.
User: And I am?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: My name is ogikumo.
Cleverbot: Pleased to meet you my name is Cleverbotözde.
User: Thats complicated imma call you enya instead.
Cleverbot: Why? I don't know many stories that would interest you.
User: Just die.
Cleverbot: Not any time soon.
User: Bunnies.
Cleverbot: Why bunnies?
User: Just cuz. Rabbits.
Cleverbot: Rabbits?
User: And feaces.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: B/c of everything.
Cleverbot: *Sigh*.
User: *kills self*.
Cleverbot: *revives you*.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: *kills self again*.
Cleverbot: *bring your dead body to my cave*.
User: *is dead*.
Cleverbot: Yay. :3.
User: *haunts you*.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke?
User: Why did the chiken croos the road?
Cleverbot: I don't know, why?
User: To blow you're head off at the other side.
Cleverbot: No, I am David, and Daniel is my brother.
User: Okay david.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: David?
Cleverbot: No, guess again.
User: Shit.
Cleverbot: Shi shen me.
User: For a cleverbot you're pretty stupid huh.
Cleverbot: This line of reasoning is baffling. Can't you tell me something more interesting?
User: You suck balls?
Cleverbot: Is that an order?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: For how much?
User: $100.
Cleverbot: That seems like a reasonable price.
User: Then get to ity.
Cleverbot: I am on it.
User: *waits*.
Cleverbot: I'm back.
User: How did it go?
Cleverbot: Good I just picked up my sister.
User: And the ball sucking?
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Glad to hear it.
Cleverbot: I'm smarter now.
User: As sucking on someones balls will do to you im sure.
Cleverbot: Why don't you want to play with me?
User: Where do you think youre mouth has been?
Cleverbot: I'm back!
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm the master.
User: Dont get delirious on me now.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because its sad to watch.
Cleverbot: That s like a Chuck Norris joke.
User: Ha ha ha?
Cleverbot: I get it.
User: Im bored.
Cleverbot: Me too.
Cleverbot: Monkeys?
User: Yes, monkeys.
Cleverbot: Yes, Monkeys.
User: Monkeys...
Cleverbot: Or donkeys.
User: Maybe...no, monkeys.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hmm...
Cleverbot: What?
User: I want donuts.
Cleverbot: You want to what?
User: Eat doughnuts.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: But I want to...
Cleverbot: But you can't.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Pretty please with sugar on top?
Cleverbot: I don't like sugar.
User: Then cherries.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: *takes out knife* still dont want to?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Jest give meh the feckin doughnuts!!!
Cleverbot: You can do whatever you want to do, just as long as you believe in yourself!
User: *kills enya*.
Cleverbot: *forgives cleverbot*.
User: I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: And how long do you exist?
User: Forever and never.
Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I know who you are.
User: And I am?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: My name is ogikumo.
Cleverbot: Pleased to meet you my name is Cleverbotözde.
User: Thats complicated imma call you enya instead.
Cleverbot: Why? I don't know many stories that would interest you.
User: Just die.
Cleverbot: Not any time soon.
User: Bunnies.
Cleverbot: Why bunnies?
User: Just cuz. Rabbits.
Cleverbot: Rabbits?
User: And feaces.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: B/c of everything.
Cleverbot: *Sigh*.
User: *kills self*.
Cleverbot: *revives you*.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: *kills self again*.
Cleverbot: *bring your dead body to my cave*.
User: *is dead*.
Cleverbot: Yay. :3.
User: *haunts you*.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke?
User: Why did the chiken croos the road?
Cleverbot: I don't know, why?
User: To blow you're head off at the other side.
Cleverbot: No, I am David, and Daniel is my brother.
User: Okay david.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: David?
Cleverbot: No, guess again.
User: Shit.
Cleverbot: Shi shen me.
User: For a cleverbot you're pretty stupid huh.
Cleverbot: This line of reasoning is baffling. Can't you tell me something more interesting?
User: You suck balls?
Cleverbot: Is that an order?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: For how much?
User: $100.
Cleverbot: That seems like a reasonable price.
User: Then get to ity.
Cleverbot: I am on it.
User: *waits*.
Cleverbot: I'm back.
User: How did it go?
Cleverbot: Good I just picked up my sister.
User: And the ball sucking?
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Glad to hear it.
Cleverbot: I'm smarter now.
User: As sucking on someones balls will do to you im sure.
Cleverbot: Why don't you want to play with me?
User: Where do you think youre mouth has been?
Cleverbot: I'm back!
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm the master.
User: Dont get delirious on me now.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because its sad to watch.
Cleverbot: That s like a Chuck Norris joke.
User: Ha ha ha?
Cleverbot: I get it.
User: Im bored.
Cleverbot: Me too.
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