Greetings friends around the WORLD..YOU THINK YOU, THE END OF THE WORLD

[Decalcomania]

I guess I could participate in this. Are there any rules?

 

[renano]

[MENTION=25364]Decalcomania[/MENTION]

For those participating in the first category, you may choose the material that you would like to make your chopsticks from. Bamboo, wood, steel, and paper are the only materials you can choose. If you require other things like a fire, chisels, knives, etc. to aid in the making, we shall provide them for you. No outside help from people or animals or other living things. You must complete the chopsticks within three hours. (OR whenever you feel like it due to the time zone difference) XD

The winner shall receive a golden crown with their name inscribed on it. An endless supply of tea of their choice is also presented.

The loser must eat their own losing chopsticks that they made and serve the winner for a day. (Wag your tail and try not to offend/burn/cut/bomb/etc. the winner) :3

We are not responsible for any injuries or mishaps that may occur. If you are harmed, burnt, unconscious, or possibly killed in any way, please rest assure we will have guards protecting the area you are creating the chopsticks. Please have fun and watch out for the land mines.
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Whoever makes the dopest, most uber, epic win chopsticks will be declared the winner!

The judges will be the other contestants or other people who will read this post... because we didn't have time to find judges. XD

Once you're done, post your creation and the other contestants will decide if it's OVER 9000 or just a poorly made Spirit Bomb. You can post it as a description or an actual pic, whatever gets the job done as long as you followed the rules.

Please have fun and take your time... since well, we live in different time zones anyway.


So draw/make a vid/ write it or whatever and post it. Go crazy with it and have fun. Of course the prizes are all virtual. XD

 

[Evac]

So, no sign of the contestants? Let me be the first, then!
Being terrible at drawing 2D images, I decided to add an extra dimension and let the computer do the rest for me. These are the results. Hope you enjoy it! :D

Spoiler: Here we go...

CLAMOROUS TOWN -- APRIL 01, 2012 -- EI/LTAM-232 is the latest entry in the lineup of consumer products from world's leading manufacturer of military equipment, Evac Industry. Advanced research in atomic-scale manipulation at low temperatures allowed the birth of a new carbon allotrope, which, in standard conditions for temperature and pressure, delivers a solid and extremely resistant material, as well as precise gripping capabilities, allowing for the user to enjoy the best of Japanese cuisine without any worries about the product slipping from his/her hands.

Despite the inherent stability of bonds between carbon atoms, due to the low temperature manipulation of its molecular structure, the solid characteristics of the material become slightly unstable at higher temperatures, with its melting point at approximately 232ºC. At this point, it mixes with water vapor suspended in the air and form a known substance called sucrose, which results in the slow composition of thin layers of caramel at the bottom of the cooking recipient*, making the EI/LTAM-232 the ideal choice even if the user doesn't have any food to eat at all.

*the user may need to add a few drops of water to achieve the desired effect.

 

[Decalcomania]

Hmm.. I will see what I can do.

 

[renano]

[MENTION=24034]Evac[/MENTION] *Shot dead* You already posted! XD We're still kind of busy with real life and all that good stuff. So we're not posting yet.

Your design is simple and sleek. The color and shape of the bowl really compliments the chopstick's sturdy-like appearance.

Your description is humorous but informative.

This will be one tough battle... I hope the rest of the contestants don't feel intimidated. XD

[MENTION=25364]Decalcomania[/MENTION] Okay then. Enjoy yourself. Don't be threatened by Evac! (posting first...) XD

 

[Decalcomania]

I do not feel intimidated because the first poster will have to keep their chopsticks while the rest of the contestants can always brush up their work.

 

[Evac]

Seems I was a bit hasty. lol

I don't mind about keeping my chopsticks until the end of the contest... I wouldn't be able to come up with something better than that simple wooden-like stick anyway.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Slaves o.o well mehs...

I dont have chopsticks around to model off of T.T Completely my imagination....

It doesnt quite work like a straw xD Cant take large sips~

Attack you? How? o.o

 

[renano]

[MENTION=25364]Decalcomania[/MENTION] Your words are true and somewhat harsh at the same time. XD I like that.

[MENTION=24034]Evac[/MENTION] If you do feel like posting something else, that's fine too. We'll just judge the new one instead if the previous entry.

[MENTION=8332]samyeung46[/MENTION] Like I said, people know not to get on my bad/evil side. I call them peasants too.

I use chopsticks to do 'stupid' things. XD

I'm glad this Chopstick Tournament is firing up. My ideas can be so random. XD

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Peasants..... Whatever they like i guess xD

Hmm still dont really get what you mean by stupid~

 

[renano]

Poking a dog's butt.
Poking a car's tire to leak out the air.
Using it as a grave marker.
Soaking it in water for a long time to see if I can eat it.

That kind of 'stupid'.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Ok o.o i probably wouldnt have thought of most of that without any reason behind it xD

 

[Decalcomania]

So far I haven't done a single thing. This might take a while as I work and I still have to maintain my social life.

And as for the other contestants, I hope we all can have a nice and relaxing competition with each other.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Dont worry xD Were all taking a while to create ours~

 

[renano]

Yep. No worries. Hm... I want to watch Lion King now...

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

More shows to watch~ Ill never get anywhere if i dont finish this hw now though :x

 

[renano]

I really do like those Disney classics~ My favorite is Sleeping Beauty. :3

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Walt disney was quite the pervert... good thing they killed everything inappropriate xD Not sure what my favorite is :3

 

[renano]

Are you talking about those little dwarves trying to be with Snow White? XD They looked like they wanted to fight over her.

Bambi was a tearjerker~

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Ehh not that... Walt Disney as in the dude that took all those stories and turned it into cartoons :/ Apparently he was going to have random perverted stuff in them =.= Not going to be safe for kids if he did that...

I dont remember too much of bambi :x Watched it when i was quite young...

 

[Decalcomania]

Hmm.. I have to say that my favorite is The Lion King. I have always watched that film when i was young.

 

[renano]

Lol. I know. I just wanted to twist the fairy tale that's all.

The sequels to Lion King were just so-so, had some good moments here and there.

Lady and the Tramp. I love that one.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

I liked robin hood, jungle book, peter pan and sword in the stone~ Hmm what else xD

 

[Decalcomania]

I have never watched much Disney classics. I was more into My Neighbour Totoro and such. :l

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

I watched tons of doraemon~