CHOPSTICK TOURNAMENT!!!
I didn't really put much effort. I just wanted to post something. I might put something else, but here's a fun sketch I did. I mostly drew what I would look like as an anime character though. XD Also, I'm no good with the tablet. If I do post something else, it might be on my marker/white board since I draw well with markers or with a real pen instead of that touch pen. XD
How would I describe my chopsticks?
Chopsticks are mainly for eating purposes therefore the basic function of picking up food like rice, sushi, fish and other edible items we humans can digest properly are incorporated into the chopsticks.
The thin sleek tip allows the person to grab their desired item and place it within their mouths with ease while the larger end allows the eater to hold and grasp the chopsticks firmly.
The material this set of chopsticks are made from is bamboo. Due to its sturdy property one may expect these chopsticks to last for a very long time... and it does. The design is sleek and smooth. There are also some little clouds drew onto it to indicate that whatever item you're holding, whatever food you're eating, and whatever you desire to do with those chopsticks, just remember that these chopsticks are although strong and sturdy, it is light as air.
Because it is light as air, within the smaller end, it contains knock out gas for those sticky situations in which you do not desire to pay the bill, if your date was a bore, and other circumstances that you may find convenient. If you decide to pull a heist or feel like it's time to end your life, but in style, look no further. In the other end of the chopsticks, there are two options to perform any deadly deed. One option is called
fast death while the other is
slow death. Depending on your decision, the fast death will suddenly emit from the chopsticks a sharp sword to cut off your neck. The slow death is a basically a few bullets piercing you everywhere except your vital spots.
There are different designs for these chopsticks so the there are also different outcomes of death. One may have electrocution and poison while another may have explosion and needles. The same is applied for the other end of the chopsticks. Instead of knockout gas it could be a smokescreen or a plague of locust. We want to meet the needs of our consumers and other potential customers as best as we possibly can.
But how can such a wonderful pair of chopsticks such as these compare to the chopsticks we use nowadays?
The answer is '
simplicity meets necessity'. These chopsticks were made by top craftsmen who worked upon hours and hours using their knifing skills, cutting skills, and other laborious skills to ensure that whoever uses these chopsticks will be satisfied. These chopsticks may appear similar to other chopsticks, but these chopsticks provide comfort for those tired hands. It is true that most chopsticks are smooth so one may not grasp them that well. However, the chopsticks seen here are smooth but capable to be held by any who claim to have butterfingers. This leads to necessity.
Upon close inspection, one may see little cracks here and there. Those aren't cracks. They are actually the clouds we have explained earlier. These clouds are although pretty to look at, also duels to eliminate odors in the air almost like a Glade plug-in. We all have times when we want to breathe something else besides that horrid cigarette smoke and car pollution. Just glide your fingers to the biggest cloud usually located near the middle and the touch will activate a fragrant scent. We have different scents available as well like cocoa, butter popcorn, cinnamon, and more.
Please be rest assured that no animals or other living creatures were harmed in the making of these chopsticks. If you need help in using any feature found in these chopsticks, our hotline is open 24/7 for 7 days a week.
Thank you and please do enjoy these chopsticks to their full potential for full satisfaction.
And for a limited time only, you can get that girl in the picture only if you call and order now!
Telephone Number
666-777-1313
