How tall are you ?

[MENTION=36260]x.wire[/MENTION] ; actually, i never heard anything about morocco besides in the geography class :P

what did i miss ? :reallyconfused:
 
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Hmm i suppose not ;p He doesnt seem to be on the endangered species list~ Hmm i wonder how much he could sell for :evillaugh:
 
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Actually, i am too dangerous, i already tried attacking two or three lolis in my neighborhood. So they got me sealed inside this cave. It's actually pretty comfy, i have all i need, food, games, internet connection. It's just like a batcave.
 
did you put up a lot of loli pictures on the cave wall lol ?
 
I have loli hentai everywhere!!
No, there is no bounty. But you can try selling me, my fur is nice, i'm obedient and lots of cute little girls would like to own me!!
 
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so did they consider [MENTION=36260]x.wire[/MENTION] ; as an ordinary pure innocent fluffy teddy bear ? :reallyconfused:
 
Huhuhu...nice one ivan! I guess i'll just get my drones to abduc..look for a new master.
I'll set the parameters:
-girl...check
-age: 9 to 23.... check
-blond...check
-glasses...optional
guess that's it!!
 
*pzzfft HQ, requesting Air Support
HQ : Uhhh.. Roger, we got an AC-130 gunships nearby
 
/me notices samy messing with the drones but does not give a single fu**.

I'll go get the girl myself. Personality change in 3...2...1....

*POUF*
 
Maybe i shoul shave myself too...nah! The beard is sexy!!
Sammy, i'm not even out yet! Or were you stalking me while i was taking my shower?
 
Since you are talking about me. Guess i'm finally ready.
Choose a number from one to ten.
 
Okay. Guess that's it. My good looks will do the next part!

EDIT: it is actually working. I think i'll quit stalking and i'll adopt this straight forward technique.
 

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