[LPW # 183] Unicorns!

[CowSlayer69]

I always feel sea sick when I'm on a boat.

 

[Leggy]

 

[CowSlayer69]

A clown made a dog out of a balloon for me.

 

[Leggy]

I like my dogs hot.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I was using the microwave and the toaster at the same time, and the circuit breaker tripped.

 

[Leggy]

 

[CowSlayer69]

We don't have a culture of diary exchange in North America.

 

[Leggy]

 

[CowSlayer69]

If your urine changes from clear to yellow, you should drink more water.

 

[Leggy]

If your urine explodes, you've been drinking nitroglycerin.

 

[CowSlayer69]

We got 10 centimeters of snow last weekend.

 

[Leggy]

 

[CowSlayer69]

Some people actually made a house float using balloons.

 

[Leggy]

 

[CowSlayer69]

When I opened my curtain this morning, everything was covered with bird poop.

 

[Leggy]

Time for the first post of the Halloween season.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Pulling a swan out of the lake just to take a selfie with it is too cruel.

 

[Leggy]

A swan lake?

Oooh, culture!

 

[CowSlayer69]

Of course breakfast has to have bacon! Why can’t you understand something so obvious?

 

[Leggy]

 

[CowSlayer69]

The value of yen has risen greatly.

 

[Leggy]

Cover me!

 

[CowSlayer69]

I went running for the first time in seven months yesterday and now my whole body hurts.

 

[Leggy]

 

[CowSlayer69]

Her court case has been pending for nearly 13 years. It’s so unfair to have to wait that long.