[LPW # 183] Unicorns!

[Leggy]

Just finished watching the new movie, Samaritan. This was one of Sylvester Stallone's better movies. Well done.

But:

Spoiler: Warning, Spoiler Alert - Don't read this till you've seen the movie

Experienced movie goers can get it within the first minute. Doesn't detract from the movie, however.

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[CowSlayer69]

I can't help but unconsciously tongue the cavity in my tooth with the tip of my tongue.

 

[Leggy]

 

[CowSlayer69]

My (non-existent) younger sister died of pneumonia when she was five.

 

[Leggy]

Random music video.

Just because it's weird.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Suddenly unicorns

 

[CowSlayer69]

The coming-of-age ceremony in Okinawa went wild again this year.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Ed likes pigs.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

I definitely didnt paint an alicorn in the past week

 

[CowSlayer69]

You have to be careful about what you say around here. People on this side of town will spit in your face just for whistling.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

How much of the world would flop if we banned coffee =/

 

[Leggy]

 

[CowSlayer69]

Until the age of 17, my best friend was a sock puppet.

 

[Leggy]

 

[CowSlayer69]

I hope to have gotten over my addiction to ice cubes before the end of the year.

 

[Leggy]

I'm addicted to love. (or some similar emotion)

 

[CowSlayer69]

To obtain freedom, we still have a long way to go, but we will never give up.

 

[Leggy]

Wendy's is better than Burger King.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I read Leggy’s journal last night and, to be honest, it was really sad.

 

[Leggy]

Yes it is. I had to hide in an attic, while the Nazis invaded my home town...



Oh wait, that's The Diary of Anne Frank,

 

[CowSlayer69]

I did nazi that coming

 

[Leggy]

That girl looks like someone hitl her.

(as long as we're on bad puns)

 

[CowSlayer69]

Leggy's personal life is cloaked in secrecy.

 

[Leggy]

I'm a ninja spy.