[LPW # 189] Now That's Different!

[Deleted member 262447]

I had a dream that a runaway truck crashed into my home.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I had a dream.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I gave up all of my private property and left for Kyoto in order to become a Buddhist monk.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Monks are books

 

[Leggy]

Fight for your right to carrots!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I learned how to use postpositions at school today, but I'm still so confused.

 

[Leggy]

This may be the first sign of the Apocalypse.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The instructions for the ice cream maker I bought yesterday were missing.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to ear

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The night illumination of Okayama Castle was so beautiful!

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to steal a cowslayer

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Why is it always south =/ North park neglected

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My son seems to be keeping the wrong company lately and I am a little worried.

 

[Leggy]

Feeling hungry?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

oh gosh beard meets food is popping up everywhere xD

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I wrote a book about parts of speech and right now I'm thinking about how I can sell a lot of copies.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to die a brain

 

[Leggy]

I want to die at 105, shot in bed by a jealous husband.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Dreamed of a song but have no idea how to transcribe it properly xx

 

[Leggy]

Song? Dreams?

Of course!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

We used to use bows and arrows for hunting rabbits.

 

[Leggy]

I use ten dollar bills to hunt cheeseburgers.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

I use cheeseburgers to hunt cats

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I dreamed I was a cow

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Did you make a good steak?