Eroge is my bible www
Everything I've done are deprived from eroge... Example:
Friend: It's so cold tonight
Me: Get something to hug then
Me: A teddy bear would work
Friend: I don't want to hug a teddy bear
Me: eh, did you lose it or sth? I can help you looking for it
Friend: No, I want to hug something else
Me: What do you want to hug
Friend: ... Come back to me
Me: ??? What for? Helping you to find another bear?
Friend: No...
Me: Oh, you want a dog instead?
Friend: ...
Me: Not that even? Then a cat? A turtle? How about a rabbit
Friend: No, but I'll tell you when I see you
Me: >_> I need to know it in advance, so I will have it ready for you
Friend: You already have it
Me: ???? No, I don't collect stuff like that, I only have a dakimakura, want it?
Friend: NO! I'll be your dakimakura!
Me: Huh?
Friend: Baka baka baka, obaka!
*hang up*