[LPW #81] Well, a last min. LPW before the year ends...

[Dark Angel]

hello people!

 

[Calculator]

Dark Angel!

 

[pichu655889]

And what quirky conversation are we having this time?

 

[Calculator]

World domination is the topic I think...

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Nope, lasers are overrated
It's lazers, which is not a projectile

 

[Sintarow]

How about we remove all the plant life from the planet and watch as everybody des from CO2 poisoning :D

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Nice idea, but how about increasing the pressure of the earth by a huge amount and watch everyone explodes? (We'll be on a space station or something)

 

[Sintarow]

I doubt think they would explode if we did that.
First their eardrums would rupture followed next by their eyes.
The blood in their body might has have trouble reaching the brain causing them to blackout.
It may even lead to acute infarcts.
Overall a capital idea though the results differ greatly from your original idea.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Oh wait, how about this
Increase the pressure of the entire earth slowly, till 60 or something by a huge device (too large?)
Then turn off the device, and the pressure will somehow fall instantly to 1
Somehow


Edit : hold on... something's odd
nah, whatever

 

[Sintarow]

Well the question is how slowly.
Also would they survive before then.
The real question is what would happen to the ozone layer

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Bunnies =/

Hellos sin and dark~ See you shin~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Woah, the ENTIRE earth?
Did not think of that XD (yes, even though I said "the earth")

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Why dont we use our local supply of frank's flaming sheep shooting gdr? =/

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Well something has to be done to the sheeps
They're quite tame

 

[Sintarow]

Frank would never let us use that many flaming sheep.
How about we increase the earths gravity by moving it closer to the sun.
Not only would buildings crumble from their own weight, but it would also force the human race to evolve to survive... If they can

 

[Calculator]

No, not all the plants :/

Plants are good and we want to live or do you want to suicide yourself within the world domination?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Do we need frank to let us use his seemingly infinite supply of sheep? How would he even know? =/

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Flip a coin to all of your questions

 

[Sintarow]

No, not all the plants :/

Plants are good and we want to live or do you want to suicide yourself within the world domination?

I'll be on my lunar base using the Hubble telescope to watch the chaos.
But good luck to you

 

[Calculator]

Damn it.

 

[pichu655889]

/me peeks in

This doesn't smell good

 

[Anayomex]

/me chacks LPW

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Make another base in another planet than cram, easy

 

[Calculator]

Make another base in another planet than cram, easy

Which one should we take?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

/me takes up residence on an asteroid =w=