『Ma... Masaka?! Could this be this the legendary ultra super mega rare transformation that is so rare most costumers even said there was no such and it was only a myth?! No... If it really is that then... We are all doomed!』 /me gets out of hiding and starts running away!
『But its weird... It was said to happen only after the 3rd cup of tea... Wait... He could tell it was my tea when he accidentally drank it and that means... No... It really is THAT... Ughhhh... I really want to run away from here... but... but... If I do... This world is done for...』