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[velka]

<+Gdragonx> if someone touch you, bite their arms off
<+Zero2DS> i rmb i touched him multiple time when meet up with him

 

[Ignis]

(That wasn't the only bizarre part of the chat earlier)

Spoiler: TMI

05:14 * Aegina impales zero's butt with a leek
05:14 <+Vivio> does that really cure colds
05:14 <~Aegina> i dunno
05:14 <+Zero2DS> it does (for a masochist)
05:14 <+Vivio> it's a waste of a perfectly good leek though
05:15 <+velka> leek think is actually legit, well i was told it is japanese tradition...
05:15 <~Aegina> if you make soup out of it maybe, but if you just eat it directly? i doubt it
05:16 <+velka> The other day i watched a video about chinese man who had bad stomach and after docotor visit, he decided showe alive eel up his arse. So yeah, i'm not really sure
05:16 <+Vivio> I would help with housework if I could be in japan for the summer '-'
05:16 <+Vivio> but I have to intern
05:16 <+velka> Do you have relatives in japan ?
05:16 <+Vivio> I don't
05:16 <+velka> Luxury Vivio
05:16 <+Gdragonx> ikr
05:16 <+Vivio> velka wasn't it the guy who died
05:16 <+Vivio> bc an eel
05:17 <+Vivio> went in his ass
05:17 <+velka> he didn't died he visited hospitad shrtly after w
05:17 <+Gdragonx> (´Д｀) rip
05:17 <~Aegina> >he decided showe alive eel up his arse
05:17 <~Aegina> gdi
05:17 <+velka> how much dose it cost live in japan for idk 1-2 weeks? With place to stay
05:17 <+Vivio> no like there was a guy
05:17 <+Vivio> who got an eel in the ass and the eel caused damage to his organs
05:18 <+velka> was that electric one ...
05:18 <+Gdragonx> min (3k stay + 1k food) yen per day i guess
05:18 <+Vivio> no by biting
05:18 <+Vivio> etc
05:18 <+Vivio> you will be living in a literal closet velka
05:18 <+Vivio> for 3k a night
05:18 <+Vivio> that's what I did
05:18 <+Vivio> I stayed in akihabara
05:18 <+Gdragonx> might be able to adjust so that you pay more in staying with a proper kitchen and lower the food expensses
05:18 <+velka> i mean like, hhow do you not notice eel crawling to your arse...
05:18 <+Vivio> it in the toilet velka
05:18 <+velka> nah i have where to stay if i go there
05:19 <+velka> D: wtf dude
05:19 <+Vivio> there have been reported snake in the toilet
05:19 <+Vivio> in state in US
05:19 <+velka> yeah about thouse i hear
05:19 <~Aegina> that sounds fishy
05:19 <~Aegina> i mean how big was his anus open
05:19 <+Vivio> maybe he gay
05:19 <~Aegina> (yes, might as well make this tmi)
05:19 <+Gdragonx> can i leave already
05:19 <+velka> yeah even if gay wwww
05:19 <+velka> No stay with us

 

[velka]

<@Aegina> also i'd rather be meguca myself `_` then i could just live among other megucas

 

[unownHGSS]

(That wasn't the only bizarre part of the chat earlier)

Spoiler: TMI

05:14 * Aegina impales zero's butt with a leek
05:14 <+Vivio> does that really cure colds
05:14 <~Aegina> i dunno
05:14 <+Zero2DS> it does (for a masochist)
05:14 <+Vivio> it's a waste of a perfectly good leek though
05:15 <+velka> leek think is actually legit, well i was told it is japanese tradition...
05:15 <~Aegina> if you make soup out of it maybe, but if you just eat it directly? i doubt it
05:16 <+velka> The other day i watched a video about chinese man who had bad stomach and after docotor visit, he decided showe alive eel up his arse. So yeah, i'm not really sure
05:16 <+Vivio> I would help with housework if I could be in japan for the summer '-'
05:16 <+Vivio> but I have to intern
05:16 <+velka> Do you have relatives in japan ?
05:16 <+Vivio> I don't
05:16 <+velka> Luxury Vivio
05:16 <+Gdragonx> ikr
05:16 <+Vivio> velka wasn't it the guy who died
05:16 <+Vivio> bc an eel
05:17 <+Vivio> went in his ass
05:17 <+velka> he didn't died he visited hospitad shrtly after w
05:17 <+Gdragonx> (´Д｀) rip
05:17 <~Aegina> >he decided showe alive eel up his arse
05:17 <~Aegina> gdi
05:17 <+velka> how much dose it cost live in japan for idk 1-2 weeks? With place to stay
05:17 <+Vivio> no like there was a guy
05:17 <+Vivio> who got an eel in the ass and the eel caused damage to his organs
05:18 <+velka> was that electric one ...
05:18 <+Gdragonx> min (3k stay + 1k food) yen per day i guess
05:18 <+Vivio> no by biting
05:18 <+Vivio> etc
05:18 <+Vivio> you will be living in a literal closet velka
05:18 <+Vivio> for 3k a night
05:18 <+Vivio> that's what I did
05:18 <+Vivio> I stayed in akihabara
05:18 <+Gdragonx> might be able to adjust so that you pay more in staying with a proper kitchen and lower the food expensses
05:18 <+velka> i mean like, hhow do you not notice eel crawling to your arse...
05:18 <+Vivio> it in the toilet velka
05:18 <+velka> nah i have where to stay if i go there
05:19 <+velka> D: wtf dude
05:19 <+Vivio> there have been reported snake in the toilet
05:19 <+Vivio> in state in US
05:19 <+velka> yeah about thouse i hear
05:19 <~Aegina> that sounds fishy
05:19 <~Aegina> i mean how big was his anus open
05:19 <+Vivio> maybe he gay
05:19 <~Aegina> (yes, might as well make this tmi)
05:19 <+Gdragonx> can i leave already
05:19 <+velka> yeah even if gay wwww
05:19 <+velka> No stay with us

Dafuq did I just read ._.

 

[Zero2DS]

2 shit taken out of context :3

<@Aegina> velka is obsessed with barbed dildos now `_`

and

<@Aegina> ikr, everyone is secretly a pedo or something

 

[velka]

This is why you are the enemy Zero.

 

[KingArturia]

[22:38] <Ioyrie> all-boy school is what Zero2DS is after
[23:51] <Aegina> i'm sure it'll make his heart pound
[23:51] <Aegina> while getting a different kind of pounding from all sides
[23:59] <Ioyrie> good pounding?
[00:08] <Aegina> if he likes it hard
[00:08] <Aegina> and i bet he does :^)

 

[KingArturia]

[12:30] <Aegina> sometimes a man has to take it
[12:43] <K0u> take one up the ass?`-`
[12:48] <Aegina> i like how you correctly guessed the context without even being there

 

[velka]

[08:17] <@Vivio> are you f2p
[08:20] <@Zero2DS> ofc nope XD
[08:20] <@Zero2DS> i pump sometimes

 

[Zero2DS]

<KingArturia> [08:02:57] I thought your lady is Saratoga?
<KingArturia> [08:03:01] or is that your loli?
* KingArturia [08:03:04] flee
<Ignis> [08:03:18] that's my toy :v

Hide your lolis when he is around....

 

[KingArturia]

[12:48] <Zero2DS> [03:24:58] Ignis probably have 3 lvl 100 maxed saratoga
[12:48] * Zero2DS [03:25:00] flees
[12:48] <Ignis> [04:41:49] pfft
[12:48] <Zero2DS> [05:00:12] ^ does that mean actually you have 5? one for each fleet and 1 for keeping purpose? awesome?
[12:48] <Zero2DS> [05:00:19] sasuga lolicon overlord
[12:48] <Xenosia> [05:22:34] :O
[12:48] <Ignis> [05:42:34] what i have 5 is sets of ass busting torps
[12:48] <Ignis> [05:42:37] 1 from each direction of the wind
[12:48] <Ignis> [05:42:46] and 1 for going straight up your ass

Woke up to this, it escalated very quickly :L

 

[Zero2DS]

View attachment 18640

random day on staff channel

 

[Frankincense]

Silly [MENTION=7]Zero2DS[/MENTION]; attachment doesn’t work properly anymore. =\

 

[KingArturia]

[21:27] <Checkmate|Cloud> Smaller rack is better
[21:28] * Checkmate|Cloud just fapped to some loli tagged doujinshi

An insight to the daily life of our Supreme Leader Checkmate

 

[KingArturia]

[16:32] <KingArturia> But Checkmate is the Lord of Loli
[16:32] <KingArturia> the word Loli probably ping him on IRC
[17:36] <Checkmate|Cloud> if I were lord of loli, I'd not need to hunt for them this crazy
[17:36] <Checkmate|Cloud> so nah, far from it
[17:49] <Ignis> is it the richest or poorest people who hoard money with the most zeal?
[17:50] <Ignis> i believe the same applies to lolis :^)

The burn with Ignis is real!

 

[|♚|KK|♚|]

I wonder if it's a good thing that I can't use IRC properly.

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

Wow, such empty and deserted wasteland. Bro, this place is dead.

Feelings and thoughts are quick to change... but if I seize your libido, one of the big three human urges, it's likely I can seize the rest of you. ～from H-game 'Imouto Paradise!'『妹ぱらだいす！』

So, yeah. As an honest societal menace, go on your never-ending quest on the hunt for all Imoutos in the world.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Wow, such empty and deserted wasteland. Bro, this place is dead.

Actually this place is quite packed if you look at the 'members online' section at the bottom of the site
There are over 10,000 people present at this very moment (though some of that number is definitely bots)
It's just that instead of participating in the forum, most of the users are too busy collecting porn
Anime-Sharing may very well be the biggest haven for porn addicts on the internet

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

Actually this place is quite packed if you look at the 'members online' section at the bottom of the site (redacted)

Agreed. What I mean is this particular thread is real empty. Most of us are busy over at our own goon caves alright. Although, I must say that it wouldn't hurt for them to participate in the forum, once that post-nut clarity kicks in.