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[Arylin]

Another day passes without event.

 

[CowSlayer69]

"You bastard! You’ve farted again. It’s as stinky as poison gas!"
"I’m sorry. I will never do it again."
"No, I’m sure you will. That’s the last straw. You’re fired."
"Oh no~!"

 

[Arylin]

Nut screws and bolts.

 

[CowSlayer69]

If I do all of these calculations, instead of becoming a math genius, I’ll just lose my mind.

 

[Arylin]

Midnight's here...

 

[CowSlayer69]

I read an economics book the other day in the hospital waiting room and it was pretty interesting.

 

[Arylin]

Time to find some sales!

 

[CowSlayer69]

As they sang a song that goes, "If I lie, I'll cut my pinky off and drink a thousand needles," they pinky promised to make pancakes on Sunday together.

 

[Arylin]

Multitasking everything the easy way!

 

[CowSlayer69]

I achieved my goal to bake one hundred cheesecakes.

 

[Arylin]

Off to dreamland!

 

[CowSlayer69]

I think money is more important than love. They often say, "love can move mountains," but in reality you can't do that without money.

 

[Anayomex]

passing by

 

[Arylin]

Passing by~~~

 

[CowSlayer69]

My daily life is very ordinary.

 

[Arylin]

Spending valuable time...

 

[CowSlayer69]

My favorite kind of medicine is the suppository kind.

 

[Arylin]

Not quite as elite as you thought, eh?

 

[CowSlayer69]

My dietary plan is basically to make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the skinnier I look.

 

[Arylin]

If fat is the new norm, aren't you the outlier?

 

[CowSlayer69]

Whenever I see a weak child, I get worried.

 

[Arylin]

Every day's yesterday was a simpler time.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I went to buy some Valentine's chocolates for my friends, but in the end I only got some for myself.

 

[Arylin]

Wrong answers only, please!

 

[CowSlayer69]

I saw a man with an aquiline nose pick his boogers and put them in the nostrils of a sleeping man with a short nose.