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When the wind blew the wig off of her head, I realized that I’m really attracted to bald women.
 
Excuse me, officer. Where is the nearest police box? I need to call the police because some man just called me fat.
 
When I dropped a bamboo arrow in the pond, God came out of it and asked me, "Did you drop this bamboo arrow or this gold arrow?" So I answered honestly, "I dropped the bamboo arrow, but I want the gold arrow, too."
 
Medical science is always discovering new medications. Just yesterday, my doctor gave me a pill that makes it so I can wash dishes.
 
I had a great idea; too bad I forgot about it. :reallyconfused:
 
Does the land I purchased on the Moon have an address? I want to mail myself some oxygen tanks.
 
It's cold out there; why is the air conditioning on here? :goodtea:
 
Sometimes the bad ending is just what's needed. :goodtea:
 
The doctor told me that it’s important to exercise regularly to maintain your physical health, but he is so fat.
 

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Hello, could you please reupload this? All the existing links either have it deleted or won't open at all
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Could you please reupload this [230113] ?