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admitted to me that his mustache was actually left under his pillow by the toothfairy instead of money
 
don't need them, I have long pointed fingernails to pick my nose :digoil:

had once put a crayon up her nose
 
better than a carrot :p heh


pulled the crayon out of my nose and created a masterpiece with it
 
wow I'm that awesome? I guess it's a green masterpiece? :lmao:

took my masterpiece and displayed it in the bathroom
 
wow I'm that awesome? I guess it's a green masterpiece? :lmao:

took my masterpiece and displayed it in the bathroom


no.. the crayon went in my nose green and came out purple :lol:


was so proud of his masterpiece that he began insisting on bringing people to my house and giving tours of my bathroom
 
better green than red I believe. :XD:

charged 20 bucks for the tour
 

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