the lies are getting longer. good job to the two of us
is recording my speech to upload on youtube so she can blackmail me when the time comes that my masterpieces are recognized by the international art community.
knows that I'm recording him and hires a private investigator to find my deepest, darkest secrets as a countermeasure against my inevitable future blackmail attempt
found out about my private investigator and hired a professional assassin to take him out but he for some reason had food poisoning and end up using the bathroom where the masterpiece was and started puking all over the place destroying the bathroom and the masterpiece.