The mountain game!

[captlinger]

I kidnap you and make you give me the documents. I then burn the documents before having it tattooed to my body. I own the mountain now.

 

[Will98]

I find you, wait for you to sleep, then I take a photograph of your tattoo, then I pour India Ink all over you, then I run out into the night with the photographed tattoo of the deed. I own the mountain.

 

[alexsdu]

Pic of the deed can't be use as a legit document. Realized that, after Will run into the night, I surgically removed the skin that have the tattoo - not forgetting to apply artificial skin so that capt not hurt, much.
Now I got the deed, and the mountain is legally mine.

 

[captlinger]

I brainwash the realtors (or whoever you go through to own a mountain. Who DO you go through?) so they will sign over the documents to me followed by some "mysterious" disappearances on their part.

 

[Will98]

Yes, "Mysterious disappearances", after I have you mysteriously disappear, I simply walk in as a distant nephew of your family and have the documents signed over to me through a legal property distribution, and the mountain is mine again.

 

[Koinkun]

After laying dorment for 6 days i resurrect this topic, claiming the mountain as payment for doing so.

I own the mountain

 

[alexsdu]

I banned you, so the mountain is automatically mine. :P

 

[DiSa]

i kiss you, you go K.O. from it and i steal the mountain

I own it now :P

 

[Koinkun]

Falcawn..... PAUNCH!!!

You go flying off the mountain at mach 10

I own the mountain =D

 

[DiSa]

Grab your fist before you hit me and throw you off the mountain

mine :P

 

[Koinkun]

Kamehameha in opposite direction to propel myself back at the mountain and knock you off with my bumm xP

I own this mountain =D

 

[DiSa]

Land on my feet and jump back real high to land with my feet on your face and kick you of MY MOUNTAIN ;)

 

[Koinkun]

Call Charizard out of my pokeball and ride him up and whirlwind you off the mountain... my mountain that is ;D

 

[DiSa]

i call my wartortle, and i surf up the mountain, wetting your charizard and you off of it :D

mine again

 

[Koinkun]

I use a masterball to capture.... YOU

and then use my LOZ hookshot to get bak up MY mountain xP

 

[DiSa]

masterball not good enough to keep me in so i release myself and bite you off the mountain. mine mine mine :P

 

[alexsdu]

I take the picture of the mountain, and you in it, and it mine now. :P

 

[DiSa]

am i yours too :$? :P

i jump out of the photo and bring the mountain with me so she's mine now :P

 

[alexsdu]

Unfortunately, your action have been recorded by me, at a safe distance. Technically, the mountain is mine again.

 

[DiSa]

but before you can see it i break your recorder so it's mine again :P

 

[alexsdu]

Unknown to you, that recorder also transmitted the signal to the satellite, which the send it back to my secret base, for recording purpose. Now I can use the video as a prove that the mountain is mine.

 

[DiSa]

damn it :P

i send my rat companions they bite all the wires from the computer from you base and the video is gone so no more prove mountains is mine hihihihi

 

[alexsdu]

Darn it! Where are the rat poison when you needed it?

I hire David Copperfield to make the mountain vanish from you, and appear in my property. Now it's mine.

 

[DiSa]

hihihi

i build a teleport machine and teleport the mountain and myself to a place unknow for you :P

 

[Will98]

From all my EXP. earned in this game, I buy a time machine and go back before any of you all even existed and plant my flag on the mountain. It is mine now.