The Vending Machine

You have obtained a document that proves that you saved someone's life...

Nani kore? /me inserts the broke music note
 
You receive a half eaten magical Donkey named Carl... (but could have done this?)

/me inserts a fireflower*
 
You get a tiny model of mario.

/me inserts a lock of hair from his waifu *
 
You get a voodoo doll.

I will kill the one who have done this... /me inserts the half eaten magical Donkey named Carl
 
You get a green pipe.

You got the wrong person. /me inserts the very enraged mother-In-law
 
You get a nice fluffy pillow with a red words saying "There is a catch" written on it.

...? /me inserts confusion
 
You receive the beast with two faces... and one of them is still chewing on the other half of Carl the magical Donkey

/me insert his old pillow because he like this one*
 
You get a box with "Catch" written on it...

Yay, another animal freed ;p /me inserts a car that was driving nearby.
 
you get a new driving license,,,,

/me inserts police car....
 
You get arrested...

I have wings, no need for this. /me inserts the new driving license
 
You got torn alive by an enrage chiwawa

/me puts his arrest warrant in
 
you get busted and put to jail again>.<

/me inserts sheriff's badge
 
You receive a wanted poster with my face on it.

/me breaks out of jail and shoves jail-mate into the vending machine*
 
you get a sexually frustrated dog that starts humping you're leg

*inserts desecrated pride*
 
you get a broken pride artist....

/me inserts zonark weeds
 
You get a slap from the character of dakimakura....

Look, it isn't scary... You were only scared, right? /me gently pats chiwawa's head and then inserts all the blood he spilled.
 
You receive a half eaten Ipad.

/me inserts an old coin found under the machine*
 

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