The Vending Machine

[Sintarow]

You receive a broke music note

/me inserts life savings*

 

[MadSova]

You have obtained a document that proves that you saved someone's life...

Nani kore? /me inserts the broke music note

 

[Sintarow]

You receive a half eaten magical Donkey named Carl... (but could have done this?)

/me inserts a fireflower*

 

[♥ Sky]

You get a tiny model of mario.

/me inserts a lock of hair from his waifu *

 

[MadSova]

You get a voodoo doll.

I will kill the one who have done this... /me inserts the half eaten magical Donkey named Carl

 

[Sintarow]

You receive a very enraged mother-In-law

/me inserts mario model*

 

[MadSova]

You get a green pipe.

You got the wrong person. /me inserts the very enraged mother-In-law

 

[wren2012]

You get really confused, waking up somewhere new.
/me inserts sleeping gas

 

[Sintarow]

(I know )
You receive a magical cow

/me insert his ring of despair*

 

[MadSova]

You get a nice fluffy pillow with a red words saying "There is a catch" written on it.

...? /me inserts confusion

 

[Sintarow]

You receive the beast with two faces... and one of them is still chewing on the other half of Carl the magical Donkey

/me insert his old pillow because he like this one*

 

[MadSova]

You get a box with "Catch" written on it...

Yay, another animal freed ;p /me inserts a car that was driving nearby.

 

[nawi]

you get a new driving license,,,,

/me inserts police car....

 

[Sintarow]

You get police bike!

/me inserts four magical cans of shaving cream

 

[MadSova]

You get arrested...

I have wings, no need for this. /me inserts the new driving license

 

[Sintarow]

You got torn alive by an enrage chiwawa

/me puts his arrest warrant in

 

[nawi]

you get busted and put to jail again>.<

/me inserts sheriff's badge

 

[Sintarow]

You receive a wanted poster with my face on it.

/me breaks out of jail and shoves jail-mate into the vending machine*

 

[おぎくも]

you get a sexually frustrated dog that starts humping you're leg

*inserts desecrated pride*

 

[nawi]

you get a broken pride artist....

/me inserts zonark weeds

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You get weed..

/me inserts a dakimakura

 

[MadSova]

You get a slap from the character of dakimakura....

Look, it isn't scary... You were only scared, right? /me gently pats chiwawa's head and then inserts all the blood he spilled.

 

[kimovis]

You get a bloody valentine

Kimovis inserts a coin

 

[Sintarow]

You receive a half eaten Ipad.

/me inserts an old coin found under the machine*

 

[nawi]

you get acces to the gamecenter

/me inserts pooh doll