The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Kongster90]

because you want an extra tv just for hentai

why do i like hentai so much?

 

[Dark Angel]

cause you are a hentai maniac

why i must stay wake up all night for work...

 

[Kongster90]

hey you're not the only one i'm doing it too 12 hour shift

why isnt the world at peace

 

[Dark Angel]

Cause humans are living on earth...

Why i have to go by the foot???????

 

[Leggy]

Walking on hands takes too long.


How long should arms be?

 

[Dark Angel]

at least 3 meters to be a able doing many staff from a distance..

why we must get tall???

 

[♥ Sky]

So we can mock the animals.

Why must we eat?

 

[Dark Angel]

because of the pleasure that the food gives

why i must get drunk?

 

[Leggy]

Because you're a glass of water.


Does she really sell seashells by the sea shore?

 

[Dark Angel]

How the hell i should now?

Why birds are flying?

 

[Leggy]

Because most of them can't swim underwater.


Why don't fish fly?

 

[Dark Angel]

Cause they don;t like air

Why ships can't fly?

 

[FinalPyre]

I thought I had earlier supplied photographic evidence of flying ships?

What is the reason for bad weather?

 

[Dark Angel]

I thought I had earlier supplied photographic evidence of flying ships?

That was the titanic in spaceship mode :P

Cause god hate us and make our lives miserable with bad weather,,,

Why must learn to swim...?

 

[FinalPyre]

So when the weather gets TOO bad you can still swim out of it.

Why do monitors always seem too bright for me?

 

[Dark Angel]

Cause the new led monitors has to strong light...

why humanity is so destructive?

 

[FinalPyre]

Because being able to feel OP is fun.

Why do we celebrate birthdays?

 

[Dark Angel]

because we remember our older self's and so we could criticize ourselves with the present and past

why are not being factory assembled?

 

[Leggy]

The old fashioned way is so much more fun! ;)


What are the facts of life?

 

[♥ Sky]

1. Hentai
2. Ecchi
3. Oppai

If a dog eats a bone, how many fish does the cat have?

 

[Dark Angel]

well... i don't know...

how much we love anime?

 

[FinalPyre]

Over the mooooooooooonnnnnnnn!

Why to protagonists always make such bad decisions?!

 

[Leggy]

[MENTION=41391]♥ Sky[/MENTION]; By gollee, that's the right answer!

Let's count. One fish, two fish, three fish, four fish, five fish... Hmmm... seventeen fish and three lobsters.


Is the best the best of the best?


Edit: awww gee whizz, I'm typing too slow again. :(

 

[Dark Angel]

well the only best is god...

why are we playing this again???????

 

[FinalPyre]

UNTIL THE END OF TIME WE PLAY!

What defines a triangle?