The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Dark Angel]

the three corners one top one right one left...

why i must have a house?

 

[Leggy]

You were dealt three kings and two nines. Beat my straight! :(




Does time keep on slipping into the future?

 

[FinalPyre]

Because otherwise many song writers would be in a bind!

Is running or walking more energy-efficient?

 

[Dark Angel]

Well last time i checked didn't happened

Why i have to buy the Delorian?

 

[Leggy]

You want to be fashionable.


Dresses or kilts?

 

[FinalPyre]

Kilts for the manly man.

How high can you jump?

 

[Leggy]

9'4" but I don't want to compete and embarrass the Olympians.


Is Jodie guilty?

 

[FinalPyre]

I don't know who Jodie is, or what Jodie is accused of doing, but I can say with utmost certainty that Jodie is guilty. Jodie is a guilty name.

Who threw the satellites into orbit?

 

[Second_Flight]

my grand.. grand.... grand... grandpa.....


why police cant eat donuts at the morning..?

 

[Leggy]

It would spoil their breakfast.


How many pecans make a walnut?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Depends how much time you have to keep regrowing the pecan until it turns into a walnut like thing if it ever mutates enough to do that ;p

Why do cups empty of drink?

 

[Fear211]

maybe because there was no drink to begain with, infact there are no such things as cups

What does Mr Monopoly do in his spare time?

 

[Leggy]

He's having a secret affair with Ms. Pacman.


Toys or games?

 

[Fear211]

games all the way


who will beat samyeung46 at the most posts in ASF?

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Oh you know it

How the hell did clifford grow that big!?

 

[Leggy]

It was a secret record company experiment. They wanted to make Hannah Montana a bigger star than ever. But before they tried the procedure out on her, they used it on Clifford. Hannah skipped out on the whole thing because she didn't want to turn red.


Who's the king?

 

[Fear211]

3 kings really, [MENTION=41987]Sintarow[/MENTION] The Twisted Minded King, [MENTION=13039]MadSova[/MENTION] King of maddness and Fear the king of the Unknown


why does the sun go down?

 

[Leggy]

Don't let the sun go down on me
Although I search myself, it's always someone else I see
Id just allow a fragment of your life to wander free
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me


Who's the wandering minstrel?

 

[♥ Sky]

Because the moon came too soon.

Would you like to squeeze them?

 

[MadSova]

[MENTION=41391]♥ Sky[/MENTION] ;: 『Who knows... Depends on what they are...』
[MENTION=35259]Leggy[/MENTION] ;: 『It is me!!!!!!!!!!!!!』

『Why are humans so stupid?』

 

[Fear211]

because we have idiots as leaders


why do i hate humans so much?

 

[Kongster90]

because you're part of crab people... crab people... crab people

why?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

So the creatures of night can come out~

Why do i hear a fire alarm?

 

[MadSova]

『Because I've set your house on fire! Wahahahahaha!』

『Are you mad?』 (It looks like one other thread but whatever ;p)

 

[Fear211]

not as mad as u


what mercury tastes like?