The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

『Me..? Lets see... I'll first eat some chocolate... Watch some anime... Kill a random passerby on my street... Get Platinum trophy in Project Diva f... Play some Neptunia V... Chat with folks of MG5... Spam somewhere... So much to things to do...』

『Btw, the most boring answer that you can give in this game is "I don't know...", "How should I know?", etc... Even if you don't know you just say some random thing that may not even make any sense to anyone but that is formulated like an answer...』

『It is getting dark... It is midnight... Why?』
 
『Or to say it more correctly I playED it... Until I tried Sadistic.Music(infinity)Factory on EXTREME and broke half of my fingers on my right hand... Now I can only play with my left hand T_T』

『It was such a strange feeling... Having 3 of your 5 fingers pointed in a completely opposite direction of where they should be... Have you ever felt something like that?』
 
『Film? Why would I watch a film?!』

『"I don't have any money!" he said... "Stop or I'll call the cops!" he said... "No! Stop! No!" he said... "Please! Take anything you want just spare my life!" he said... "Nooooooooooooooo! Please, I..." he tried to scream but I wouldn't let him... What do you think he tried to say in the end???』
 
『I'm active?』 /me looks at his activity...
『If we judge by statistics you are much more active than me...』

*BANG!* 『Did he die?』
 
/me jumps on him
『You won't get away from ME alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!』

『If you were him and I was me what would you do?』
 
『Day? Whats that? Oh... Its the time of a day when I sleep... Then I guess happy day is when you have a mad and interesting dream?』

『Yay! I finally got the platinum trophy in Project Diva f ^_^』

『I just downloaded a certain something... Now... You think I would ask you what it is? YOU ARE WRONG! I will ask you: "What is the size of what I downloaded in bytes?"!!!』
 
I can usually do a pizza in about 40 bytes. ;)


What kind of pizza did I just order for dinner?
 
Re: Pizza: Close, bacon double cheeseburger pizza. Yummy!

Answer: Politics


Why don't girls like spiders?
 
They are real swell guys but they have sailor's mouths.

Will you fly me to the moon?
 
I don't have gossamer wings. ;)


When is it time for place?
 
I am all the times. Boredom time! Time for Old King Boredom to Shine!

Why am I too lazy to make a new siggy?
 
Water running in your boots makes you lazy. :evillaugh:


Can you swim in mud?
 
If you hate the will and the spirit you can do everything

can you live in the sun ????
 
sure u can, if u can stand th cold weather there


how do u make siggys? (not a joke question lol)
 
If you have the tools (software ad inspiration) you can do ;)

Why this question???
 
what my question? because i want a new siggy :D

12 + (24 x 67) - (23 x 56) =?
 

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ProfProcPlot wrote on Nihonjaki90's profile.
Could you re-upload;
[130927][SEVEN WONDER] ひめごとユニオン ~We are in springtime of life!~ ?
Sorry, but RG doesn't work for me. Hopefully MS, please.

https://www.anime-sharing.com/threa...ユニオン-~we-are-in-springtime-of-life!~.1078685/
ProfProcPlot wrote on Nihonjaki90's profile.
Could you re-upload;
[130927][SEVEN WONDER] ひめごとユニオン ~We are in springtime of life!~ ?
Sorry, but RG doesn't work for me. Hopefully MS, please.

https://www.anime-sharing.com/threa...ユニオン-~we-are-in-springtime-of-life!~.1078685/
Bunnay wrote on Otokonoko's profile.
down (同人CG集) [140414]ビッチ妹に体育倉庫で筆下ろしされる巨チンの兄
kpz71 wrote on nobodyknows22's profile.
Hello could you upload the latest (2025.02.16) version of this
[矢印キー (星名めいと)] 蝕まれし月の雫~身代わりとなった巫女は快楽の海に果てる~ (オリジナル) [DL版]
LoliMahou wrote on Nihonjaki90's profile.
Hello, could you please reup this? Had no luck with other alternatives.