The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

Not sure, but I know pi are squared.


Thump thump thump?
 
You're not bored, you're just resting.


What happens if I say "booger?"
 
Mother of an untamed, wrathful god! He's done it now! Baton the hatches! Brace the walls and barricade the doors! Don't leave a single crack unplugged! We're in for it now, boys!

Oh merciful Neptune why!?!
 
You're feeling Hungary? That's interesting, I'm feeling Belgium. :evillaugh:


Why does water fall?
 
Because otherwise people would be confused between geysers and "water-rises".

Could you make a decent house on a continuous geyser?
 
Yes, but you'll spend all day bailing the living room out.


Led Zeppelin or Rolling Stones?
 
Who were they? :goodtea: Hmm i havent listened to much music from them anyway ;p So ill go with.... hmm i dunno :goodtea:

I got with red~ Ahh the beautiful color that splashes on the walls at night~ Drip drip drip~

Why did you tie a tie?
 
b/c it causes my brain to excrete endorphins

why do ppl feel sleepy after eating?
 
Goes back to the days from when we evolved from bears. We would eat for 6 months and sleep for 6 months.


What makes food taste good?
 
add salt, sugar, lemon, pepper, cheese, nuts, veggy, fruit, ice, mountain dew, Brisk, pepsi, cocola, ramune, soy drink, milk, goat meat, cow meat, pig meat, fish meat and lastly human hair... chopped as tiny as you can and sprinkle them on top. Very very delicious------recommended by Death.

What is the best way to KO someone?
 
Eat that dish, and breath in their face. :evillaugh:

j/k :lol:


How many ants are needed to move a rubber tree plant?
 
Cause you know all the exciting places to be. ;)


Can man can?
 
If the sun came out, it wouldn't be night.


What's a better color for the sun than yellow?
 
Well... I know of one guy who walked on water. :goodtea:


Why do smiles look pretty?
 

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