The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Sintarow]

Yes, but when I caught malware, and I lost all the Pokémon my Pokédex.

Why was the umbrella used to stop people from getting wet?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

The wetness was down deep in your pants, the umbrella was just the starting point. : D
How does a person live with regret, if they regret nothing they did?

 

[Sintarow]

By taking things one day at a time; If they constantly remind them selves that they did nothing wrong, then eventually they will believe that nothing is wrong.

Why is paper made from trees

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Trees are special. they have needs unlike any other.
To become paper is one of those needs.

Did you eat a turkey and regretted it?

 

[Dark Angel]

we don't have those customs here :)

why we can't make a new human breed?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because aliens havent brought us their technology yet =/

How come everyone beats up bob? =/

 

[Dark Angel]

with hidden combo attack!

who is everyone doing?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Probably waiting for the world to end... or plotting it in the background~

How many attempts are needed to take down a wall?

 

[Dark Angel]

hm... with just a signle thought of mine i can take down even buildings not just a wall

why i can't be superman?

 

[Leggy]

You aren't?


Why are plants green?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Green means toxins, which equals death.

How does one accommodate loneliness?

 

[Leggy]

Stay away from the number one.

Spoiler: I really had to dig to find this

Do butterflies kiss?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Kiss of death, life's send off for all the harlots.

Wisdom is gracious?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Only when its positive... or not about you =/

How come winter is cold?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

As we slowly awaken from slumber, the leaves are our sheets

Why is the gift, the gift it is?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because it is the gift never meant to be~

How do you know about it?

 

[Leggy]

I set out on a long quest that took me to jungles and deserts, oceans and ice. After years of questing, I climbed a tall mountain to find an old hermit. At the top of the mountain I found him, and asked him about it.

He meditated for hours and finally replied, "How would I know, I'm just here for the excellent cell reception."


Where did the dodo go?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Across the river and the sea. Into the deepest valleys and onto the highest mountains. He eventually found that old hermit. Didnt you see him during your travels?

How come the moon is so important?

 

[Leggy]

Flashing the moon is essential for exhibitionists because flashing Mister Winkie can get you arrested! ;)


What is the purpose of toenails?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

They are a joke of evolution so people can hurt themselves more when stubbing their toes =/

Why do people feel the need to look pretty?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

To maintain balance in the universe, one must be beautiful, petite and well rounded. : D

How are the minions doing?

 

[Dark Angel]

i am making multiple clowns of them!

how can we destroy the moon?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

Paint it white and black.
we're never looking back

How is family?

 

[Dark Angel]

they are fine though i am missing them a bit :(

how are you today?

 

[Rain Summerfields]

I feel disconnected from reality as usual
and my head is full of bad energies

What came first, the chicken or the egg?