The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Ghost Kitty~]

Like how the macbook air comes from air? ;p

Why u kidnap the sun? D:

 

[FinalPyre]

Finally. I've found it. I have. My own... sun!

Why is my sun setting? Why is it getting dark, so dark?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because its dying D: Itll probably be like the moon soon D:

Where did the moon go?

 

[FinalPyre]

JUST AROUND THE RIVERBEEEEEEEND! (just look once more)

What?

 

[Leggy]

Where did the moon go?

I put my pants back on.

What?

No, I'm not taking them off again.


Where's Waldo?

 

[FinalPyre]

He's over there - Over there-He's right there-Christopher Columbus.

How do you do?

 

[Leggy]

Usually sitting.

Gee, my mind sure is in the gutter, tonight!


Do two halves make a whole?

 

[Ren Nanase]

Depends if the 2 halves are from different items.

If you ate yourself would you be double the weight?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

No they make two halves Less soon though

Depends how you ate yourself but nope ;p

What did you do to the poor kitty? D:

 

[Ren Nanase]

I made the Kitty into a Helicopter lol.

If you Noticed this notice, did you think this notice was worth noticing? or did noticing it make you notice it was not worth noticing?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

It was completely not worth noticing the notice because taking the time to notice the notice wasted time i could have used to notice other notices worth noticing~

How goes the whale?

 

[Ren Nanase]

Hes having a whale of a time swimming around, thats what we all expected.

Why is every day not exactly 24 hours but instead 23 hours, 56 minutes and 4.091 seconds?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Because some people just like to screw with those last minute people So they dont give them the last minutes ;p

Why do pencils exist?

 

[Ren Nanase]

They wanted a hidden way to spell penis so they created pencils so they could laugh at everyone saying it.

If you point into the sky are you really pointing up, as the worlds rotating and you have no sense of the location the world is facing?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Its up if you think its up ;p In relation to the floor it is anyhow~

How do you fall up?

 

[Ren Nanase]

You can fall up by jumping ans saying you are falling or face towards the sky when falling to earth which can be classed as falling up.

If i pointed right to the right using my right arm and done a 360 degree turn am i still pointing right or left?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Your right and depends where i was standing when you did the spin ;p

Why do people like veggies? :/

 

[Leggy]

I dunno, their music wasn't all that good.


Does music soothe the savage beast?

 

[Dark Angel]

Well i suppose it could if you take me for an example :P

Why i mast always listen to the others?

 

[Kongster90]

because chuck norris said so

why is there dirt on the ground?

 

[Dark Angel]

Cause some one wanted to be dirty

Why humans can't fly???

 

[Kongster90]

cause its not genetic built in them... LOL

why dont gravity push us away?

 

[Dark Angel]

Cause they want us to stay together

Why we must sleep????

 

[Leggy]

Cause if we don't sleep, we never wake up!


What's better, muscles or sinews?

 

[Dark Angel]

I think muscles to do many labor work with no truble

Why i mast eat?