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As quiet as always in here... not that it's going to stop me from commenting on what I play.

お嬢様は素直になれない : I read a couple routes of the latest Ensemble. It's not bad, but as it follows the exact same template every time, reading routes back to back is actually more tiring than entertaining. This time the MC is a supposed bodyguard, except he doesn't really act much like one. In fact, neither he nor the other guards seem to take their jobs seriously, as they lack the suspicion and carefulness that you'd think would be required for the job. Leaving your boss wander alone without worrying, allowing seemingly complete strangers very close-by without a serious background check, causing trouble for you and your boss by repeatedly being drunk on the street... I'm not a celeb, and yet I would have fired these incompetents long ago.

Not that this setting makes any sense anyway. The MC is supposed to be a newbie, while his sister and childhood friend are confirmed veterans. Yet everyone treats him as the best guard around, asking for advice and listening attentively to his every word on the matter while they make stupid mistakes. I understand the desire to not make the MC feel like the underdog, but it just makes the premise lose any semblance of credibility it may have had. On top of that, the adversaries are really pathetic, so when the MC "wins" it feels like facepalming rather than applauding.

What remains underneath is your typical ojou-sama style romance kind of game, something I don't hate per se. In fact, the routes that downplay the guard duties of the MC are probably the best since they don't require such a suspension of disbelief. My favorite has to be Erika's, with a romance setup that was not too cringe-worthy and with difficulties that are coherent given the age of the characters. Rikka's route was your usual sister relationship, with a brocon heroine and a donkan protagonist. As for the others, I played up to their confession scene but no further : Natsuki the childhood friend guard was so full of openings it's a wonder she didn't get fired in the two years she had the job, Kuon's 時代劇 way of speech grows tiresome, and Miku as the playful senpai is just uninteresting.

Not a bad game, but to be perfectly honest, I wish they didn't feel the need to add the guard stuff on top. It stands out and doesn't make any kind of sense, and makes the game worse in the effort. Either do it properly or don't at all. If it weren't for Haruka Sora or Kotorii Yuuka performance I would probably have dropped the game far earlier.


おたマ!~おたく仲間はちっこいマニア~ : Looking for a funny game to relax in the evening, I tried this. It's a problem I felt already when playing スキとスキとでサンカク恋愛, but my lack of knowledge of the Otaku world apart from eroge just prevents me from understanding the references and jokes that are not painstakingly obvious. This game is no exception, and while I appreciate when characters are a bit "out there", it wasn't as funny as I would have hoped. It lacks the tension ASA Project games manage to convey even when the jokes are lost on the reader. I wouldn't recommend the game unless for die-hard otakus or loli fans.


In other news, SMEE announced their new game : Making * Lovers. The premise looks rather interesting this time : fall in love AFTER getting in a relationship. That's going against the usual flow of most games, as they usually start the relationship (and character route) with a grand confession scene.

I'm not sure how it'll turn out, but SMEE get points for as least picking my interest. I'd expect a rather short common route and having to chose your heroine early, which is fine with me as I tire of reading the same common route plot points over and over again. Five heroines this time, ranging from the usual little sister to older more adult characters.

Looks like they changed artists for both background and characters, with is a good thing. I particularly appreciate the lack of kyonyuu, even for the 28 y.o. onee-sama. They're everywhere these days and I just don't like when chests are so disproportionate.


New releases around the corner, so here's what you can probably expect me commenting on :

サクラノモリ†ドリーマーズ2 : A sequel to Moonstone's horror game. I haven't read much about how the story will fold out but I like the first one enough to go through this one as well.

景の海のアペイリア : I see people on EGS comparing this to Steins;Gate after playing the demo, and I would be delighted if they were right (they usually aren't). Still, worth a shot even though the ikemen perverted protagonist is somewhat of a turnoff.

That's it!
 
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SuGirly Wish is getting HD renewal..including modernized system that allows quickjump...Wonder if it entails getting ported to BGI or it's possible to do so in the old engine (Strawbery Nauts HD renewal is in its original YKS engine and there's no quickjump). I'd expect the former to happen. 25% increase in resolution is just a roundabout way to say that it's updated to 1280x720 standard (original 1024x576)

28 years huh...there's already someone at the same age done prior, and she was great.
 
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28 years huh...there's already someone at the same age done prior, and she was great.
She's also a high-born woman, and a famous TV weather forecaster... I fear the problem with Shiho's route in PureXConnect, that the couple was so unbalanced and unmatched (especially with a student protagonist), will only get amplified here.

Then again, after quickly skimming through the various introductions, I think the protagonist has to be different for each heroine. He's a working adult for one, an university student for two others, and maybe still in high-school for another heroine. I'm sure it's possible to warp things around a single protagonist, but no mention of his name in the intro is rather telling. I'll see when I try out the little demo they just put out, if it ever finishes downloading at its crawling 20KB/s.

As an aside, I wish SMEE would ask an English speaker (or at least moderately proficient people) to review their machine translated subtext...

"恋愛は、付き合うまでの過程がすべてだ..!" : "Love is all about the process of going on the date with the girl !!"
The meaning is completely off. It's closer to "Romance is all about the process LEADING UP to dating".

"付き合うのは、きっかけに過ぎない" : "It is just a opportunity to date the girl."
Again the subject and matter are reversed. A more accurate translation could be "Dating is just an opportunity in itself".

And

"大事なのはその後どう彼女と仲を深めていくのか。
俺はそんなかつて経験をしたことのない未踏の地に、
この夏、勇気を持って足を踏み入れる――。"

becomes:

"it is important to deepen the relationship with her after the date
I step into the territory that
i have never known in this summer with the courage"

I don't even...
 
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An English speaker with a decent proficiency in Japanese gotta be pretty rare...that or who with such qualification would work on for an eroge maker......or they are just cutting costs.

Sometimes they just opt for machine-translated Engrish I guess...
 
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A couple more hours and we are finally getting the (hopefully) legendary koihime remake!
 
A couple more hours and we are finally getting the (hopefully) legendary koihime remake!

Didn't play the original. Must definitely will play this one. I just...It's something I got to do.

In much more important news....Aoi Tori trial is out. My weekend will be...downloading this month's releases that I didn't buy and playing this demo. I support Purple Software notion of releasing a trial almost as soon as the project was announced. That is a baller move. Basically you are signaling to the fans that this is hype worthy. Send the trial before even the privileges are released...genius. Amatsutsumi was my favorite VN last year and if Mikage (I think is Mikage the one that posted that interview there) in the website is to be believe, they want to challenge themselves to make an even better novel know. Better animation, better story, better characters and ero. Ohh the ero! So...much...porn.

Placing my pre-order as soon as the privileges are released. Just like I did with Nora 2.
 
I dropped Amatsutumi after the common route as the MC's special powers were used in a rather creepy way right early on. Simply not something I prefer.
As for me? Marmelade's even though I wasn't completely happy with PrimalxHearts2 in retrospec. I may give whirlpool's a quick look, but the setting seems even for my happy-go-lucky, easy to please taste rather bad with the focus around the pervertness (due to magic reason) of a pervert protagonist.
 
I also dropped Amatsutsumi rather early, as soon as the protagonist used his mind-rape to make one of the heroine believe he was her real brother. Sex scenes in the common route with the childhood friend/fiancee were also not to my liking. Since I dislike superpowers and can't stand anything with mind-control, I just didn't feel any desire to continue reading the story any further.

Reading the synopsis for Aoi Tori, at first glance it really sounds like a nukige : an all-girls school, and a protagonist with the power to bring "happiness" through sex... Add-in probable mind-control powers ("happiness" is in quotes in the description, hinting strongly that's it's all fake) , murders, madness and even a vampire princess on top. What a clusterfuck. This is not a game for me. I prefer when things are more simple and easier to relate to.

Speaking of Purple Software, has anyone played Hapymaher? It's written by the same guy as the Sugar+Spice games and it has Toono Soyogi in the cast, so I feel like giving it a try. My previous experiences with Purple games haven't lead to much success : Chrono Clock was meh, and Amamatsutsumi as stated above, so any feedback would be appreciated.
 
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I also dropped Amatsutsumi rather early, as soon as the protagonist used his mind-rape to make one of the heroine believe he was her real brother. Sex scenes in the common route with the childhood friend/fiancee were also not to my liking. Since I dislike superpowers and can't stand anything with mind-control, I just didn't feel any desire to continue reading the story any further.

Reading the synopsis for Aoi Tori, at first glance it really sounds like a nukige : an all-girls school, and a protagonist with the power to bring "happiness" through sex... Add-in probable mind-control powers ("happiness" is in quotes in the description, hinting strongly that's it's all fake) , murders, madness and even a vampire princess on top. What a clusterfuck. This is not a game for me. I prefer when things are more simple and easier to relate to.

Speaking of Purple Software, has anyone played Hapymaher? It's written by the same guy as the Sugar+Spice games and it has Toono Soyogi in the cast, so I feel like giving it a try. My previous experiences with Purple games haven't lead to much success : Chrono Clock was meh, and Amamatsutsumi as stated above, so any feedback would be appreciated.

For me I like it because it pushes the envelope and asks hard questions that in other genres of eroge take as granted like you said hyponotism. It could be even be considered a deconstruction of nukige genres even. Actually this is as far as I will venture in the "dark." And I agree, not for everyone. I remember when I almost not played Keroq Subarashi because of...that route. It gave me goosebumps for days. It made me scream of anger at my monitor, but the more invested emotionally I get on a game, the more I enjoy it. Whether it is through the light or after dark. And Amatsutsumi got me invested alright. And I freaking love that OP.

I don't think it will be worth putting your time in reading something as HapyMaher from a quick glance to what you prefer. The protagonist is...well how do I put it...not enjoyable to follow until very deep in the story. His journey and what happens around him is cool I guess. But him as a character, not much. In a game I have to dig the protagonist, his motivations and where this will lead story wise. If there is a fracture somewhere, then it runs the chance to make read a chore at best to get to the good stuff or just simply make it unbearable. And this game...is not simple. Especially if you want to read Fragmentation Dreams which makes things more complicated. Traumas, alternate dimensions, hetare monologues. A clusterfuck, to say it in simple terms. I guess you could relate if you lost a sister at an extremely young age and never got over it. Probably, maybe.

At the end of the day, you have to stick to what you like. We are lucky to be able to pick and choose. So to all those people that make this hobby possible, you should do that. Read and do as you please, you should not let me or somebody else ultimately decide. To each its own man.


Full disclosure: I like all kinds of shit. My second favorite game of last year was Nora, Princess & Stray Cat. Take that as you may. Except NTR and tentacle stuff. Fuck Netsuzou trap. I really hope this genre doesn't pick steam outside of eromanga and eroge and this abomination of morality. Poor Takeda, nobody deserves a cuckolding that hard.
 
I wish SMEE would ask an English speaker

I really don't understand why they think that foreigners won't notice their mistakes in bad English. If you're translating phrases, then do it normally. Otherwise just leave them alone in original, what the... I see that many companies now "love" English so much, and just paste machine translation like "that's all OK"... Agh... Of course, it's relese only in Japan, no one notice... No one care...
 
I really don't understand why they think that foreigners won't notice their mistakes in bad English. If you're translating phrases, then do it normally. Otherwise just leave them alone in original, what the... I see that many companies now "love" English so much, and just paste machine translation like "that's all OK"... Agh... Of course, it's relese only in Japan, no one notice... No one care...

Sure shows that foreigners are out of sight and out of mind...I wonder if any English-versed Japanese folks themselves are ticked off by such thing...
 
I'm no good with hypnotism too, but Makoto got the right justified reason doing that. and I tired read all nice kind guy thing.
but his playboy sex with everyone thing is hateable to me. seems like the aoitori's mc also got that personality too.
 
@ english machine translation: As a (non-JP) translator, I agree with the sentiment of "do it right, or leave it as even translators using MT as a tool need to double check it. There are few companies who seem to bother to do foreign stuff correctly, hence my adoration of the simple VN Natsu no Osananajimi to, Fuyu no Kanojo which felt the guys doing the few German sentences knew their stuff to at least solid level.

About Hapymahrer: Yeah, the MC appears rather ... damaged or so in some aspects and I guess he takes a good deal to get used to. I thought the VN was pretty strange with its setting and everything (if not intended as such). And a certain ending reeks as much of a bad ending as it can get, yet doesn't count as one according to seiya-saiga's walkthrough *lol*. The female cast, though, was adorable. Misaki with her standard "deadpan(?)" expression <3. Even Maia of whom I was a bit skeptical had some quite neat moments much later in a specific route.
 
Sorry wasn't following the thread. I was too busy pre-ordering Aoi Tori.

Now that that is out if my to do list this weekend, I reiterate my point. To each its own. There is one for everyone out there at its best and it is awesome that folks go out of their way to recommend and share their views here or anywhere. And at its worst, well it is the internet and it goes the other way. One should not seek validation from random perverts in an anime forum to decide what to play or not. Just perspective in cases where doubt arises, but if the mind is set in stone, then words are just wasted. And egos stroked.
 
Thanks for the feedback on Hapymaher. I don't hate VNs with flawed protagonists as long as these flaws are not too "convenient". Especially in eroge, these flaws are usually just an excuse to put sex scenes everywhere without having either party commit any feeling for each other. It makes me feel like I'm just wasting my time reading porn, which is true but I don't like to feel it that bluntly.

Which brings us to... 景の海のアペイリア. First off, I haven't nearly played the game long enough to provide an objective opinion about it. Not that my opinions are objective the rest of the time anyway, but keep that in mind. I played for about thirty minutes, then skipped for about an hour while glancing at the screen, and I haven't seen anything that would make me want to go back. The game looked interesting, but it accumulates elements I really can't stand and I don't feel like reading any further. The three strikes are as such:

Strike one - Perverted protagonist. Not just closet pervert, but actually perverted and proud of it... The kind that likes to fight by summoning a light sword from his dick and shooting semen at his enemies. That may make someone laugh, but not me.
Strike two - Sex scenes in the common route, and lots of them. With multiple partners. Some 3P as well... That may excite someone, but it has the reverse effect on me. I can't fap to this.
Strike three - No choices? 30 minutes of playing and one hour of skipping, and I haven't encountered a SINGLE choice. I read VNs mostly because they allow the player to interact with the story rather than be completely passive, contrary to books or movies. Spoiling myself with a walkthrough, it seems there's a choice at some point, but apparently it has no impact on the story.

I'll add that rather than SF, it's more about MMOs and battles which is something I find boring to tears. In conclusion : deleted.
 
Strike two - Sex scenes in the common route, and lots of them. With multiple partners. Some 3P as well... That may excite someone, but it has the reverse effect on me. I can't fap to this.

And I was just about to install it, well here it goes to deleted list I guess. I can stand the other two, but having randomly sex with everyone at the common route is one of the hugest turn off for me at the eroges, really cant stand at all. Thanks for the warning.
 
Decided to take up that new Marmalade title and...

Full HD is unwieldy...that's my first impression...
 
So about that new Marmalade game...it's just another fallen pastry joint trying to claw back up story...and being in full HD all the time makes me feel queasy for some reason...

The characters look promising, but that aside I'm not sure if I want to press on or just skip the thing...

Update: Common route just drag on and on even with skipping...took hours just for the OP to show.
 
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And I was just about to install it, well here it goes to deleted list I guess. I can stand the other two, but having randomly sex with everyone at the common route is one of the hugest turn off for me at the eroges, really cant stand at all. Thanks for the warning.
The reviews on EGS are praising the story for its hard-SF elements. It's not surprising considering the same writer also seemed like he did a lot of research when writing Haretaka. If that's what you were looking for I recommend you give it a shot and see if you can stand the humor, the battles scenes and the random sex scenes. Personally I couldn't get involved in the story or the characters, but maybe you can look past that.


On to サクラノモリ†ドリーマーズ2. Second disappointment of the month for me, although I did manage to finish the game at least. The game follows two stories in parallel, one in which Madoka didn't get killed and one that follows the ending of the first game, while Shinji hasn't chosen any of the members of the team and still clings to his memories of Madoka. The game alternates scenes from both universe, switching back and forth regularly. There are links to the stories, but they only appear rather late in the game, so it's essentially two different stories but with the same characters.

Madoka's route focuses on ... Madoka, and her relationship with Shinji. The first half is all lovey-dovey, as the couple gets to know each other, goes on dates and starts awakening to their adult urges. Madoka is pretty cute, and it's nice to see her and Shinji happy after the goodbye from the first game. The second half of her route focuses on Shinji and Madoka trying to stop a serial killer with their limited abilities. The reasoning is a bit convoluted, and it's nothing too original but it's fairly well done, some scenes manage to convey a good amount of tension and suspense.

The other route however is a direct continuation of the first game, in both story and mood. Rather than the psychological horror the first game started with, it follows with the grotesque, gore and silly "monster horror" that it ended on. I tend to prefer the former kind of horror, and battle with monsters is certainly my least favorite part of the genre. There's still some redeeming tension and mystery, but most of it is pretty silly. The themes explored remain pretty shallow, and sometimes don't make much sense. For instance, the game makes big deal of "don't kill", except the group's action directly causes the death of several people, but none seems to care too much. The ending feels a bit forced, especially the very last scenes in which Shinji ends up in a (forced) harem with the four girls of the team. Bleh.

In conclusion : worth playing for Madoka's route, but not much else.
 
Cazzo Merda...that Marshmallow game of Marmalade's seems pretty much an overbudget nukige made for HD with a sleep-inducing common route that I can't be bothered reading it for long...especially when troubles randomly arise just to give everyone some action...

Get double-tapped at first H-scene, then two more scenes into the memoir one eye-catch later? N2O much?

...guess this is what I get going into it knowing full well that I'm tired of pastry joints...

Get the false cognate?
 
And I just skimmed through the "Shin Koihime † Musou -Kakumei- Souten no Haou", the game I've been waiting for like one year, maybe longer, and to be honest I'm not sure if I'm satisfied or disappointed.

First of all, Lets start with the disappointment point: This game is a complete remake. While I was expecting a remake at first, since they've said that "its not a remake, its a new work based on the koihime world!" I was hyped towards to a completely new game and started to expect something like a new flow of events, different approaches, different relationships with some characters, and hell maybe even some personality changes at the older ones. In short I thought its gonna be something like koihime > shin koihime evolution.

But in the end it was just a remake with a couple new scenes for new heroines. I guess we can count it as a "extended version" or something, pretty much just like as Sengoku koihime > Sengoku Koihime X but this is definitely not a "革命" or "新作".


But well, If you accept this game as a remake of the original Shin koihime its a pretty awesome one. New characters + events which comes from them blend the game so perfectly that someone who didn't read the original probably can't figure out which one is new and which one is old at all, you dont really feel the scenes as awkward or unfitting like Sengoku Koihime X's scenes. They definitely rewrote the scenario just to mix those characters and events instead of adding them here and there without any kind of backup.

Other than that the new art is pretty great, I'll post a couple example at below. No need to mention voice acting since its always awesome with Baseson, they're literally using almost every good VAs in the industry anyway. New VAs did a good job as well, they were almost as equally good as their characters' original seiyuus.

I'm a little annoyed with the system's event limit thing and not sure whats the point of it though. Just let us play all of them in one go, Whats the point of forcing readers to restart just to get other characters' events in a linear game. Its not a big issue, but still an unnecessary annoyance imo.


Overall this is all I can say about it I guess. In short; As a "remake" it was a perfect game, as a Baseson & Koihime fan retasting that awesome atmosphere with an even better Art, VAs, OST felt great for sure. But that missleading advertisement wasn't nice, created a wrong hype towards the game. Well I'll forgive them for Gi since at the game's last scene we're seeing that "Go" part of the game will be something completely different because of a certain character which shouldn't be there.

Here a couple CGs to compare art with the older game:
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O'uchi ni Kaeru Mage ga Mashimaro desu: Through [skip] with Kanon's route...I'm pretty much overdosing on my metaphorical painkiller at this point.

Hit hard with heavy conflict then limiter released on sex after resolution, a throwback to Yuzuki's story (as far as I can remember) back in PxH1 that went somewhat in the same pattern.

My verdict: not worth it outside of the pretty H scenes.

Did the same with Ushio route. It's very much the opposite to that of Kanon's route. It's pretty much Hooksoft/SMEE-esque nothing-is-happening peaceful story...only with approx. 1000% more ecstasy and sugar which is almost too much to take in.

I'm up to the eye with my painkillers...still not worth it.
 
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Flash reviews of the few games I've tried recently :

弓張月の導き雲はるか : Apparently an innocent RPG, in which humans partner with dragons to go adventuring in duos. Our hero meets his partner dragon in the form of a little girl, she's cute and he decides to treat her like his sister. So far so good, except not 10 minutes in the game said dragon gets sick because lack of mana, and needs an "injection" (I'll let you guess what and where). Of course sperm is the most mana-dense fluid in the world, so let the loli sex begin. I wonder how male dragons who get the same sickness get treated. Do they need to go BL, or does eating ovum work or something... Better not think too much about it and give the game a pass right away.

祝姫 : You'd think in an all-age game, you'd be able to finally escape the morbid fascination the Japanese people have with rapes, especially in horror game. Well think again. Two chapters in and one heroine's dream hints at sexual trauma, while another very graphically gets defiled by a "monster", feels dirtied and becomes one herself. Gee, I WONDER what could have happened to her to have this sort of dreams, eh? Add to that the usual high-school bullying and sexual assault, and a protagonist that is difficult to like as he backtracks on his promises the minute things start to go south (he gets killed for that, at least). One more guro game to skip I guess.
 

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