I technically already do something illegal every day, something that quite a large number of people do, really. It has something to do with this site, among others.
Nope. My signature making skills aren't all that great, lots of things left to learn and I need to build up a small array of designs to make it look interesting.
Not likely. I turned down an offer at a pub once when I was with my classmates after a formal dinner. Didn't want to upset her, but I really didn't want to dance.