Would You/Will you...?

[Arylin]

Nope, no stove here, and we're not allowed to cook.

Will you sail around the world?

 

[Anayomex]

No, I dislike water



Will you answer one million question?

 

[Arylin]

I would, if only I were interesting enough to be asked that many. Which I'm not.

Would you post a joke?

 

[paK0]

Sure, why not.....

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.


Will you drink some coffee?

 

[Anayomex]

No, i don't drink coffee.



Will you brew some tea?

 

[paK0]

Maybe tomorrow.

Will you study today?

 

[Anayomex]

Of course


Will you eat lunch tomorrow?

 

[Arylin]

Can't say for certain. Depends if I don't end up sleeping past noon, I guess.

Would you try to make something out of recycled material?

 

[Anayomex]

maybe



Would you change clothes?

 

[Arylin]

Probably not now, though I tend to do so often if I'm active (hate the sweaty, sticky feeling).

Would you write a short story?

 

[Anayomex]

No



Would you draw something?

 

[Arylin]

Doodles and geometric shapes? Sure! Others, nah. Damn it captain, I'm a writer, not an illustrator...

Will you abandon caution if you're certain of victory?

 

[Anayomex]

maybe........

Will you use IRC channel?

 

[Arylin]

Doubtful. Haven't used IRC in years.

Would you work for a very tough boss?

 

[Anayomex]

depends on what work, etc......



Will you relase a book soon?

 

[Arylin]

I'd love to say yes, but seeing as how I'm not really getting anywhere at the moment...



Would you eat only one type of food for an entire week?

 

[Anayomex]

If i cook myself....... i already did but for a whole months and not only a week.



Will you sign book?

 

[♥ Sky]

/me signs the book with a white pen.

Will you tuck me in every night?

 

[Anayomex]

No


Will you blush?

 

[Arylin]

Only if I get confessed to.

Will you join me in backing the next Kickstarter project I'm aiming for?

 

[Anayomex]

Unfortunately no.



Will you join translation group?

 

[Arylin]

No appropriate skill, sadly. Ask again when I someday have better language ones.

Would you do community service?

 

[Anayomex]

Nope, i'm not into this kind of work



Would you travel into future?

 

[Arylin]

If I can get back to the present.

Would you like a game coupon?

 

[Anayomex]

Nope, I don't play much games


Would you kick random trash on the streets?