You might be an otaku if you watch/read Highschool of the Dead to survive Zombie Apocalypse.
OMG. Are you watching me?!
For my son's birthday this year I got him this.
Coolest gift ever for a 15 year old. <---- clicky
I watched High school of the dead last week. Before the end of episode 1 I texted my son the following:
Dad- I want you to promise me something. Never ever loose the sword I got you. I got it for a reason and it's important.
Son- OK, but what's the reason?
Dad- In case of Zombie Apocalypse of course. Also good for a mad-max scenario. Will ease dads mind knowing you have it.
Son. No problem. I am prepared. Hailey (his GF) says she is looking forward to it and Ty for the swords.
Dad- least I could do. Also be sure to watch "High school of the dead". This is an official Dad approved zombie apocalypse training video.
Son- Will do.
I kid you not. So. you are watching me, right? Where is the camera damnit?!
Oh yea. Almost forgot.
You might be an otaku if you decide to take a break from the computer. While doing so you find a door you don't remember in your house. Upon opening it you burst into flame and fall to the ground screaming "it burns it burns!". Once your eyes adjust you realize you are in fact not on fire. It's just the sun.