Hahaha xD I did nothing! xD I just helped them fall asleep xD a little bit of lost blood will
make them sleepy hahaha xD rat traps and spikes? xD I think you are going overboard with traps xD
you could trap big foot with that xD *hides under the bed* xD
xD you are slowly becoming more downotaku xD I mean you wanna kill me so you can mount my head on the wall and wear my fangs as earrings xD haha
and use my cape as curtains for the shower xD
Yess xD you see here is the formula xD your high wave singing voice travels around the world in 6 seconds and it happened to pass by my phone and destroyed it xD
the end result is you have to pay for my damages xD ahhhhh physics is fun xD and informative helped make this formula xD so you now know you destroyed my phone xD
what??? you spilled my milk?? double cost xD hahaha and that doesn't work that way xD so basically I'm paying you a salary so you buy me stuff? xD no no it has to be from your own money xD
leave my money out of this xD
omg xD so you will cut them in half to give them freedom in the form of ghosts? xD
so then you sacrifice their bodies to the bun god of delicious hot dogs so he can give you a lifetime supply of hotdogs? xD hahaha
poor weenies xD you killed them so they could be free xD
haha xD Noooo I'm no reaper xD wait what contract? xD he should make contract with me since I'm the one doing the job for him xD
I just beat up badguys he just watches xD idk how they mistake me for him xD I'm ripped and I have a bat on my chest xD it's not my fault we match in color xD
haha insulting my bad guys cause they don't wanna activate my allergies xD I say they are very considerate xD and for that they get a good review xD when in court when
I testify against them xD I tell them though they tried to kill half the people of gotham they didn't use bombs cause they were considerate of my allergies for that
they should be let go hahaha xD
ahhh but this is the new misses bonds xD one that goes with the bad guys winning xD so I think you should surrender right now xD
xD it is but I think when I go to the movies I might see our convo made into a script by a desperate hollywood writer xD
I think you watched too many cowboy movies there xD we need a mexican standoff xD pardener xD yee haw xD
Hahah xD if they didn't stick with me through the toughest parts they are not my friends xD haha
they are not victims xD they are my best friends I met just today outside of mcdonalds xD we ordered the same thing
so I know we are best friends xD
xD it's just snow I bet the kids will be happy of snowday that way they don't have to go to school xD so parents may label me as a foe
but in the childrens newspaper I will be called legend/hero causes snowday and for that will be immortalized in the childrens hall of fame xD
yes you heard tight I will be a kids next door hahahahaha xD
okay okay xD I will wish everyone had dried cracking hair but with a fashionable hat xD
there that fixed everything right up xD right??? xD best wish evveeerrrrr xD
Haha xD poke my nose??? you will just do mischievous things as tinker bell xD okay you will be tinker bell but the captured in a lantern tinker bell I wanna keep my eye on you xD
That's why I eat them xD to feel special inside xD and when I sleep at night I hug my belly xD
and sing the lucky charms jingle xD while I sleep in my lucky charm bed with my lucky charm blankets
wearing my lucky charm boxers haha xD they are magically delicious xD hahaha
and you should eat them xD they are good for you xD good for the bones xD
wait how am I cheating xD and it's true lucky charms does all that xD if you ground it into powder and blow some into your eyes you can see faries
and unicorns too! xD and rainbows everywhere and leprechauns xD
seeee? they build immunity and you didn't trust me xD I can get to the moon easy xD
I'll charge you 1.6 billion dollars so I can fly you to the moon fast xD and I'm giving you a friends discount xD
Oh yes! I've been playing Magic the Gathering almost 20 years. I'm one of the stronger players in the region, as you may have noticed by the results I post. :)
Haha xD vyess I am a vreal vampire xD ah ah ah xD
heyy why am I a bad one? >_> I'll try the chimney xD you cannot trap me xD
xD so they do in fact bring harm haha xD you only say that to seem innocent xD
Haha xD I didn't do such thing I had them low and I was I turned it lower before I heard the wave of your singing xD it went from where you
lived to where I was working xD glitched my phone out xD
xD haha *tapes them to me* see?? I let them go but they stay attached to me xD
I'm not controlling them xD I'm teaching them xD scythe xD which he carries around on his back wrapped in chains xD
as he says bring out yer dead so that I may reap and feast on the souuullsss xD
he uses hover boots xD so look cooler xD and I am allergic xD I tell the bad guys no explosions I'm allergic when they toss
there bombs away I beat them but thank them as I do so xD
xD so you are trying to kill me now? xD haha I got your confession xD
wait what? xD friendship like dust?? so how is our friendship now? xD and how did I do that? xD
the serum? xD
Fabulous words and hint of hypnosis flower courtesy of poison Ivy xD
Haha xD nahhh friend C and friend D will be better friends xD more powerful xD that's just a small hill xD
I can fly and laugh in mount Everest xD *makes a bigger pile then laughs from there* ha ha ha ha xD
wait how is it a selfish act if I'm the one wishing for everyone for better fashion hair xD
I know you would want to have your hair like mine xD
I'm captain hook? xD then you will be smeee xD hahaha
Haha xD well lucky charm cereal are precious xD
and they give me the energy to tackle the day xD haha
Hahaha xD wait how am I cheating people money?xD I'm giving them facts xD
lucky chars cereal has essential vitamins and nutrients that even vitamin pills can't give you and
it has the cure for the common cold and can even make hair regrow on bald men xD haha
You didn't know? xD
Hahah XD I will never get through it xD I wanna be cool xD
I'm just gonna hop on my bike and go xD hahah
Haha xD that's the last thing I'd call cool headed xD
haha xD wait friend A and friend B what did you do to my friends? xD you captured them? xD
wait you mean this has been a movie? xD what wasn't I made known about this? >.>
heyy xD how is that selfish? xD I want everyone to be as happy as I am with bad hair xD
so people will be happy for me xD I have to say I'm pretty selfless xD *wipes tear of pride* xD
ship crew? I be the captain xD hoist the sail we plunder argh xDD
lucky charms are more than just marshmallows and milk they are a box filled with sugary goodness xD
and a complete part of my breakfast xD the more I promote the more money I get xD
stars are too far xD besides the moon is just the right amount of far xD and there was whalers in the moon hunting space whales that is >_>