[LPW #192] Bacon

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf was a good lad and now he turned into a CowSlayer69.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My dream job turned into a nightmare all at once because I had to deal with such an unreasonable boss.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Ate far too much food.

 

[CowSlayer69]

The Pacific Ocean was filled with little boats.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

People are named Kevin.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I want to be a doctor in Japan, so I'm studying medical terminology now.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The doctor stole my shoes.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My Pap test was "abnormal" and I'm freaking out.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Testing is singing.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I seriously regret that I volunteered to be the leader of this project now.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to mi;l;

 

[CowSlayer69]

In my university, we can freely choose our second language and I'm at a loss as to which language to choose.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I stole Rolf and sold him for Rolf chips.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Have you ever been accused of committing fraud?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Where's my friend.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I ran my car into a telephone pole today.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

How does a car run without legs.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I took advantage of my retirement by starting to make small bells.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I stole your bells and ate them.

 

[CowSlayer69]

One of my New Year's resolutions is to properly use contraception.

 

[El Psy Kongroo]

Is Rolf a new character?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf is my master

 

[CowSlayer69]

I wonder if Filipinos know that the spawning place for eels is close to the Philippine Trench.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Kevin was named president.

 

[Checkmate]

god I don't know what you guys are talking about here, or if you even read what I type here