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[Arylin]

Pile them up before getting them all done at once.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I have to go to a party tonight that is hosted by the U.S. Ambassador to Japan.

 

[Arylin]

The important question is, were there free drinks?

 

[CowSlayer69]

I'm thinking of moving, but just about everywhere prohibits birds and animals.

 

[Arylin]

They didn't say pictures weren't allowed.

 

[CowSlayer69]

In my boyfriend's room a bunch of dust was fluttering about and it was disgusting, so I tried to imagine that they were beautiful petals fluttering about instead. It didn't work.

 

[Arylin]

Today, a post; tomorrow, more spam!

 

[CowSlayer69]

Personally, I like tanin-don more than oyako-don.

 

[Arylin]

This is currently lucky page 777.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My wife never turns off the light. She probably doesn't even know there is a switch.

 

[Arylin]

Lights on, nobody's there.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Rice is our staple food, but that doesn't mean all Japanese people have seen beautiful, golden ears of rice bowing in the breeze.

 

[Arylin]

Reams of memes where that came from.

 

[CowSlayer69]

When I was three my father taught me to say, "I have nothing to do with the bribery case," to my mother.

 

[Arylin]

Back again, randomly.

 

[CowSlayer69]

The understaffed and overcrowded hospital refused to treat the emergency patient and he died, but it's not all the hospital's fault.

 

[Arylin]

Bubblewrap is fun.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Well, I locked myself out of my car and am waiting for a locksmith to come.

 

[Arylin]

Gotta change the batteries before I, too, lock myself out of my car.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I hated my mom and she hated me just the same.

 

[Arylin]

Slipping right back in.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My father saw his old friend for the first time in a long time and they happily caught up with each other.

 

[Arylin]

We met by the sea shore to trade sea shells.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Eighteen-liter containers are used to store things like detergent and oil.

 

[Arylin]

I'm up, when I shouldn't be.