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[Arylin]

Wood rail; wood nut in cider.

 

[CowSlayer69]

This is embarrassing to say, but the guy riding the modded motorcycle is my brother.

 

[Arylin]

I wonder where everyone else is these days.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Please explain widow deductions to me in detail.

 

[Arylin]

Ice cream during winter.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I've decided to go on a pilgrimage to sacred places around the world.

 

[Arylin]

Hitting a brick wall right now, fella...

 

[CowSlayer69]

The male golden-backed squirrel courts by making a frog-like croaking sound.

 

[Arylin]

Spam will remain served until further notice.

 

[CowSlayer69]

The stereotype is that human beings are narrow-minded.

 

[Arylin]

Throwing everything until something sticks.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Who the heck damaged my Mercedes with an iron bar?! They'll pay for this!

 

[Arylin]

One way or the other, I'll find a way.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My heart was pounding while I was hassled by a drunk last night.

 

[Arylin]

Surprise!

...or maybe not.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I didn't want to participate in an evaluation of my coworkers, but I didn't have a choice.

 

[Arylin]

Food for thought doesn't fill the stomach.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Is laughter a characteristic that only humans have, or can animals laugh as well?

 

[Arylin]

Animals certainly can, because humans are animals.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My copier is printing with lighter ink. I have to buy new toner.

 

[Arylin]

Looking for a Konami code for life itself.

 

[CowSlayer69]

People afflicted with PTSD are more likely to reverse daytime and nighttime.

 

[Arylin]

Ideas are free, implementation costs.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I'm writing a paper about the differences between the mature female brain and the mature male brain.

 

[Arylin]

Back to sleep.