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[CowSlayer69]

We've traced the source of the infection and it was a flock of ducks in Taiwan.

 

[Arylin]

Where is the spam when you need them?

 

[CowSlayer69]

A strange rumor is circulating at a certain private high school.

 

[Arylin]

Just spam, no time to think!

 

[CowSlayer69]

If you put a silver scratch card over a bright lightbulb, sometimes you can see through the silver part at what's written underneath.

 

[Arylin]

I'd win the lottery if I made my own.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Plants absorb carbon dioxide and give off oxygen.

 

[Arylin]

Youngsters aren't spamming as much these days.

 

[CowSlayer69]

It takes me a couple hours to draw my eyebrows on every morning.

 

[Arylin]

The tooth fairy is somewhere nearby, I can tell.

 

[CowSlayer69]

How dare you to bring me a marriage proposal from a guy who has less than a high school education?!

 

[Arylin]

It's been fishy all the way down.

 

[CowSlayer69]

We got matched up in the first round with last year's champions and suffered a humiliating defeat. It was a bad match.

 

[Arylin]

This post was not randomly made.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I felt completely out of place on my first day of private school.

 

[El Psy Kongroo]

 

[CowSlayer69]

I wish I devoted myself more to my wife before she passed away.

 

[Arylin]

Annoyance level: MAX.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Don't judge people's personalities by their appearance like you'd judge a book by its cover.

 

[Arylin]

Heads up, it's tails again.

 

[CowSlayer69]

As is often the case, they say that company only employs attractive women.

 

[Arylin]

Banana melon.

 

[CowSlayer69]

The winner of fantasy baseball will be given something as a prize.

 

[Arylin]

Nut screws and bolts.

 

[CowSlayer69]

The Earth has a substantial magnetic field.